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The No T$ No B$ Thread

Redleg
in Melbourne Demons

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21 minutes ago, Red and Bluebeard said:

More classy people, presumably BB ... perhaps our Earl and the local Romsey dynasty and various hipsters who hibernate on this thread ....

Mr hood ...well who can resist those eyes...... the other two....hmmmmmmmmm

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    Just now, beelzebub said:

    Mr hood ...well who can resist those eyes...... the other two....hmmmmmmmmm

    There is a reason why the Thunderbirds are go ...

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    15 hours ago, Whispering_Jack said:

    The Thai place. Reputation for being on the cheap side so if we want to attract classy people to the feast like BBO, Biffen and your good self OD, we have to take that step up and provide a classier venue.

    Now that the Gat's been sold and all but forgotten, I don't suppose it's once sumptuous dining facilities are available?

    Be careful in what you wish for Jack.

    While I am certainly of genteel ilk and OD is probably acceptable (despite seeming to prefer Pinot to Shiraz) Biffen is another matter. 

    Biffen would consider munching a Big Mac while sitting on the dunny as "classy" eating.

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    Ignore BBO please WJ,

    He prefers to eat from a trough so i doubt he can advise on matters cultural.

    If it is Thai food we decide upon BBO will be offering money to the waitresses during the meal.

    We will need to explain to him that you cannot pay a "bar fine" in Australia that allows a customer to grope the girls.

    Also-a sophisticate like myself would never drink a heavy red with a delicate style of food.

    Pinot and Reisling if we are dining in a Siamese restaurant.

     

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    How good is Danger? He made Buddy look like a waste of space. His aggression at the contest and his speed make him nearly unstoppable. He is a match winner.

    We don't have one.

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    1 hour ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    Be careful in what you wish for Jack.

    While I am certainly of genteel ilk and OD is probably acceptable (despite seeming to prefer Pinot to Shiraz) Biffen is another matter. 

    Biffen would consider munching a Big Mac while sitting on the dunny as "classy" eating.

    Lid up ... or down ?

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    8 minutes ago, Redleg said:

    How good is Danger? He made Buddy look like a waste of space. His aggression at the contest and his speed make him nearly unstoppable. He is a match winner.

    We don't have one.

    Spot on Mr. Leg and until we get one the cup is safely in someone else's hands. 

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    54 minutes ago, old dee said:

    Spot on Mr. Leg and until we get one the cup is safely in someone else's hands. 

    Disagree thoroughly, OD. Dangerfield was good, no doubt about that, but the evenness and consistency of the rest of the Geelong team was the key. Buddy is a champion, but couldn't hit the side of a barn last night. All players have such days, but the Swans had no one else who stepped up. For me, it was a classic case of a champion team vs a team of champions. We don't need another Tilbrook; we just need 22 players like Jack Viney.

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    2 hours ago, Red and Bluebeard said:

    Disagree thoroughly, OD. Dangerfield was good, no doubt about that, but the evenness and consistency of the rest of the Geelong team was the key. Buddy is a champion, but couldn't hit the side of a barn last night. All players have such days, but the Swans had no one else who stepped up. For me, it was a classic case of a champion team vs a team of champions. We don't need another Tilbrook; we just need 22 players like Jack Viney.

    We need players with more talent than Viney. 22 just hard at its with moderate skills will not win a flag R and B

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    21 hours ago, old dee said:

    We need players with more talent than Viney. 22 just hard at its with moderate skills will not win a flag R and B

    It is all about 2018.

    Have Faith!

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    As my memories of being at the last finals game that the MFC played fades, I do recall a few things. 

    1) singing the Club song as our team ran on to the ground.

    2) my dislike of anything Fremantle.

    3) my desire to win a flag.

    4) our need for a better team.

    5) my dislike of losing (especially to Freo).

    It is hard to believe that was in 2006.

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    8 minutes ago, DemonFrog said:

    As my memories of being at the last finals game that the MFC played fades, I do recall a few things. 

    1) singing the Club song as our team ran on to the ground.

    2) my dislike of anything Fremantle.

    3) my desire to win a flag.

    4) our need for a better team.

    5) my dislike of losing (especially to Freo).

    It is hard to believe that was in 2006.

    Thought you weren't born by then Toady 

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    1 hour ago, DemonFrog said:

    It is all about 2018.

    Have Faith!

    Faith has not got us a flag for more than half a century DF.

    I am all out of faith.

    A list of good players plus a few stars  all pulling in the right direction has a good chance.

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    2 hours ago, Moonshadow said:

    Thought you weren't born by then Toady 

    True if you are talking about Grand Final wins.

    But th last finals game, I was there with the other 1,999 MFC supporters. It was a sad night at Subiaco Oval.

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    1 hour ago, old dee said:

    Faith has not got us a flag for more than half a century DF.

    I am all out of faith.

    A list of good players plus a few stars  all pulling in the right direction has a good chance.

    Red is that you?

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    1 minute ago, DemonFrog said:

    Red is that you?

    No it is the old one.

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    18 hours ago, Redleg said:

    No it is the old one.

    OMG!

    How could I not have seen it?

    OD has hacked Reds account and not the other way around.

    What have you done with Red?

    We need our annual countdown.

     

     

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    4 hours ago, DemonFrog said:

    OMG!

    How could I not have seen it?

    OD has hacked Reds account and not the other way around.

    What have you done with Red?

    We need our annual countdown.

     

     

    He has wimped it DF.

    some crap about being too far away and is counting by months.

    Can you believe it? 

    Sounds like he has the very same problem he is berating the team for.

    Not enough endeavour.

    Sad but some struggle to go the distance DF.

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    Not sure if this made the Australian media but it certainly makes one stop and think ... what the hell was he doing:

    http://www.thestar.com.my/news/world/2017/09/17/german-man-penis-gets-stuck-in-gym-weight-plate-rescue-effort-takes-3-hours/

     

    "A man in the German city of Worms had his penis stuck in the hole of a 2.5kg gym weight plate on Friday, forcing fire-fighters to use power tools to free it."
     
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    26 minutes ago, Diamond_Jim said:

    Not sure if this made the Australian media but it certainly makes one stop and think ... what the hell was he doing:

    http://www.thestar.com.my/news/world/2017/09/17/german-man-penis-gets-stuck-in-gym-weight-plate-rescue-effort-takes-3-hours/

     

    "A man in the German city of Worms had his penis stuck in the hole of a 2.5kg gym weight plate on Friday, forcing fire-fighters to use power tools to free it."
     

    ouch.......................probably trying to stretch it...........dunno why fireys didn't use a lump of ice 

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    1 hour ago, Diamond_Jim said:

    Not sure if this made the Australian media but it certainly makes one stop and think ... what the hell was he doing:

    http://www.thestar.com.my/news/world/2017/09/17/german-man-penis-gets-stuck-in-gym-weight-plate-rescue-effort-takes-3-hours/

     

    "A man in the German city of Worms had his penis stuck in the hole of a 2.5kg gym weight plate on Friday, forcing fire-fighters to use power tools to free it."
     

    Clearly a Trekie Fan.

    Boldly go where no man has gone before.

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    1 hour ago, daisycutter said:

    serve him right for being a diy'er. he needs the proper stuff

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    Impressive kit you've got there dc. Do your blue risers use them too?

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    Gee I leave for 5 minutes and look what you guys get into .

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