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The No T$ No B$ Thread

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Am not fussed. Pick a place...a choice of dates. Make it so :)

 

I'd like to throw open the Romsey Manor for the upcoming shindig.As I am yet to hear any objections from uncle Bitty,I expect him ready at the door with canapés ..Moonie has agreed to be designated driver including a stop in Elsternwick for our more learned legal types who are usually inebriated by mid-morn.

 

3 hours ago, Biffen said:

I'd like to throw open the Romsey Manor for the upcoming shindig.As I am yet to hear any objections from uncle Bitty,I expect him ready at the door with canapés ..Moonie has agreed to be designated driver including a stop in Elsternwick for our more learned legal types who are usually inebriated by mid-morn.

 

I'll have to take them one at a time Biff. My deadly treadly has but one rear rack to tie them onto. Speaking of 'tying one on' I fear the more senior members of this dining party may get out of control and trash poor Bitter's mansion. I do hope he hides his cask wine collection before they arrive 

 
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5 hours ago, beelzebub said:

Am not fussed. Pick a place...a choice of dates. Make it so :)

Would suggest after trade week.

11 hours ago, Redleg said:

Would suggest after trade week.

Best time of the year for MFC supporters is just around the corner. 

When does the countdown start?


6 minutes ago, old dee said:

Best time of the year for MFC supporters is just around the corner. 

When does the countdown start?

hes already started it Old...keep up !!

( currently ...@  2 months !! lol )

Are we there yet?

 

1 hour ago, beelzebub said:

hes already started it Old...keep up !!

( currently ...@  2 months !! lol )

Counting by months is not a countdown. 

I suspect Mr. Leg has lost interest.

I have heard a remour that he has secretly taken out membership with GWS.

Story goes he misses his little mate with the unspeakable name and like him has given up on the Dees.

 

 
2 minutes ago, old dee said:

Counting by months is not a countdown. 

I suspect Mr. Leg has lost interest.

I have heard a remour that he has secretly taken out membership with GWS.

Story goes he misses his little mate with the unspeakable name and like him has given up on the Dees.

 

We shall interrogate him Old..somewhere between the 3rd and 7th round of spring rolls !!

Just now, beelzebub said:

We shall interrogate him Old..somewhere between the 3rd and 7th round of spring rolls !!

But will a GWS member be welcome bb?


3 minutes ago, old dee said:

But will a GWS member be welcome bb?

 Memberships at the door you suggest ??

6 minutes ago, beelzebub said:

 Memberships at the door you suggest ??

That could be a little embarrassing bb.

He is not a bad bloke just a little depressed let's give him the benefit of doubt until proven guilty. After all he might take out an injunction to stop the meeting.

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1 hour ago, ManDee said:

Are we there yet?

 

Not quite, but getting closer.

2 hours ago, old dee said:

But will a GWS member be welcome bb?

People make bad life choices all the time OD, but never lower your standards. NO GWS Members allowed!

Your either Red and Blue or your nothing.

Go the Dees/Cardies !

 

4 minutes ago, DemonFrog said:

People make bad life choices all the time OD, but never lower your standards. NO GWS Members allowed!

Your either Red and Blue or your nothing.

Go the Dees/Cardies !

 

I get the feeling someone might be wavering DF!


3 hours ago, old dee said:

But will a GWS member be welcome bb?

Is there such a thing?

On 9/14/2017 at 12:33 PM, old dee said:

It is now a long time ago but what is wrong with the last venue. Date?

The Thai place. Reputation for being on the cheap side so if we want to attract classy people to the feast like BBO, Biffen and your good self OD, we have to take that step up and provide a classier venue.

Now that the Gat's been sold and all but forgotten, I don't suppose it's once sumptuous dining facilities are available?

5 hours ago, beelzebub said:

We shall interrogate him Old..somewhere between the 3rd and 7th round of spring rolls !!

But what happens in the 2nd 10 minutes? :blink:

2 hours ago, old dee said:

I get the feeling someone might be wavering DF!

Me? I am feeling good about 2018.

So much so, I am thinking of watching my second AFL match at the MCG.

It is Red that we all should be concerned about. NO PROPER COUNTDOWN! What is this DL coming to?

1 hour ago, Whispering_Jack said:

The Thai place. Reputation for being on the cheap side so if we want to attract classy people to the feast like BBO, Biffen and your good self OD, we have to take that step up and provide a classier venue.

Now that the Gat's been sold and all but forgotten, I don't suppose it's once sumptuous dining facilities are available?

I detect a theme here Mr Jack. The better our results the better the venue gets. So will  the  2018 get together be at the Flower Drum? 


11 minutes ago, DemonFrog said:

Me? I am feeling good about 2018.

So much so, I am thinking of watching my second AFL match at the MCG.

It is Red that we all should be concerned about. NO PROPER COUNTDOWN! What is this DL coming to?

It is him I was alluded to DF.

27 minutes ago, Red and Bluebeard said:

But what happens in the 2nd 10 minutes? :blink:

good point !!!  Well...I'm hopeful he's all good  and can commence the "2nd Course " !! ^_^

2 hours ago, Whispering_Jack said:

The Thai place. Reputation for being on the cheap side so if we want to attract classy people to the feast like BBO, Biffen and your good self OD, we have to take that step up and provide a classier venue.

Now that the Gat's been sold and all but forgotten, I don't suppose it's once sumptuous dining facilities are available?

attract classy people ??  fmd  what are we Chopped Liver ??   buuuuuuuuuurrpp !  ( that's better )

 
17 minutes ago, old dee said:

It is him I was alluded to DF.

Now the season is over for MFC I have come out of my depression but Red is just starting his.

21 minutes ago, beelzebub said:

attract classy people ??  fmd  what are we Chopped Liver ??   buuuuuuuuuurrpp !  ( that's better )

More classy people, presumably BB ... perhaps our Earl and the local Romsey dynasty and various hipsters who hibernate on this thread ....


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