I don't suppose any of you bastards will care but uncle is having another bad week.

   Still haven't recovered from the debacle with the filth

  The lads are unsettled since dc's vile accusations 

  The dogs are [censored] inside The Manor due to the inclement weather

  Neither the maid nor the squeeze will sleep with me

AND

  The tinea has returned

FMD it's a cruel world.

And ...what's more ................ I discovered today that some D'landers actually have the temerity to have me on ignore.

 

 

Edited September 7, 20178 yr by Bitter but optimistic

4 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

I don't suppose any of you bastards will care but uncle is having another bad week.

   Still haven't recovered from the debacle with the filth

  The lads are unsettled since dc's vile accusations 

  The dogs are [censored] inside The Manor due to the inclement weather

  Neither the maid nor the squeeze will sleep with me

AND

  The tinea has returned

FMD it's a cruel world.

 

 

i can emphasise, uncle. it must be frustrating to be a teacher these days with corporal punishment not allowed

to cheer you up i pm'ed special robert and told him of your misery. said he would hitchhike up to romsey tonight to cheer you up. that's what friends are for

1 minute ago, daisycutter said:

i can emphasise, uncle. it must be frustrating to be a teacher these days with corporal punishment not allowed

to cheer you up i pm'ed special robert and told him of your misery. said he would hitchhike up to romsey tonight to cheer you up. that's what friends are for

Thanks for your "support" dc.

However, I must set the record straight. I am longer in that esteemed profession - I am a gentleman of retirement. Actually it was a misunderstanding surrounding the corporal punishment matter that lead to it. I thought that young female teacher deserved a jolly good spanking.... err ....... anyway best leave that story.

Unfortunately, despite his exertions, "Special" wont be admitted. Security have specific instructions to keep persons of poverty away from The Manor.

38 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

I don't suppose any of you bastards will care but uncle is having another bad week.

   Still haven't recovered from the debacle with the filth

  The lads are unsettled since dc's vile accusations 

  The dogs are [censored] inside The Manor due to the inclement weather

  Neither the maid nor the squeeze will sleep with me

AND

  The tinea has returned

FMD it's a cruel world.

And ...what's more ................ I discovered today that some D'landers actually have the temerity to have me on ignore.

 

 

First world problems, fella.

I do like how you began by referring to yourself in the 3rd person. All class

29 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Thanks for your "support" dc.

However, I must set the record straight. I am longer in that esteemed profession - I am a gentleman of retirement. Actually it was a misunderstanding surrounding the corporal punishment matter that lead to it. I thought that young female teacher deserved a jolly good spanking.... err ....... anyway best leave that story.

Unfortunately, despite his exertions, "Special" wont be admitted. Security have specific instructions to keep persons of poverty away from The Manor.

Hopefully when Tony and Corey and Eric convince their colleagues to declare all perverts and degenerates fodder for banishment to Nauru and such like Australia will become a better and safer place. Especially Demonland. Can you guarantee that once you are banished you won't hop on a boat?????Beware if you do, Corey and his gang will guarantee that Perverts, Muslims and Gays will no longer be able to access our fair democratic land. Then again, you can get either Robert Richter or that Human rights pervert Robinson to state your case.

Look, I don't like you just because of your Photo. I'll now get Eric Abetz to make sure you get deported and banned for life. I think the USA, or, Sodom and Gomorrah is your gig.

Edited September 7, 20178 yr by dieter

Put the schnapps aside for a while Ditto

I can't emphasise enough how much we need to empathise. I just can't 

16 hours ago, dieter said:

 

Look, I don't like you just because of your Photo. I'll now get Eric Abetz to make sure you get deported and banned for life. I think the USA, or, Sodom and Gomorrah is your gig.

Well Skinny, they are certainly bucket list destinations for a visit but I wouldn't want to live there.

Too much salt. It would play havoc with my blood pressure.

2 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Well Skinny, they are certainly bucket list destinations for a visit but I wouldn't want to live there.

Too much salt. It would play havoc with my blood pressure.

Who you callin skinny?

 

40 minutes ago, dieter said:

Who you callin skinny?

 

I think it's called 'irony' Ditto

1 hour ago, dieter said:

Who you callin skinny?

 

Well you've been a dieter for years - I figured it must be working.

Edited September 8, 20178 yr by Bitter but optimistic

I have joined BSA. Banana smoothies anonymous. 

Hopefully I can stay on the wagon for a while and keep losing those banana kilos. 

Was nearly sent into apoplectic shock when I saw that skinhead number 9 for the Giants on tv last night.

6 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Well Skinny, they are certainly bucket list destinations for a visit but I wouldn't want to live there.

Too much salt. It would play havoc with my blood pressure.

Hopefully you realize i'm taking the P, whatever follows. If you get my drift. I like your perverted threads. But I must warn you, please beware of the peter duttons of this world.

Just now, dieter said:

Hopefully you realize i'm taking the P, whatever follows. If you get my drift. I like your perverted threads. But I must warn you, please beware of the peter duttons of this world.

We're EVERYWHERE.

9 hours ago, Redleg said:

I have joined BSA. Banana smoothies anonymous. 

Hopefully I can stay on the wagon for a while and keep losing those banana kilos. 

Was nearly sent into apoplectic shock when I saw that skinhead number 9 for the Giants on tv last night.

I see you problem Red.

Watching football at this time of the year is not good for any MFC supporter.

You need a hobby.

One that does not involve high levels of mental pain and torture.

Do you like knitting?

 

 

23 minutes ago, DemonFrog said:

I see you problem Red.

Watching football at this time of the year is not good for any MFC supporter.

You need a hobby.

One that does not involve high levels of mental pain and torture.

Do you like knitting?

 

 

Deemonflog my hero

Are you moving south or west ?

7 hours ago, DemonFrog said:

I see you problem Red.

Watching football at this time of the year is not good for any MFC supporter.

You need a hobby.

One that does not involve high levels of mental pain and torture.

Do you like knitting?

 

 

Not really, but I have often thought I would kill at lawn bowls, because I was a brilliant carpet bowler.

1 hour ago, Redleg said:

Not really, but I have often thought I would kill at lawn bowls, because I was a brilliant carpet bowler.

I know a few girls that love to put a team together and get on the carpet.

Not sure if they would let you join in.

1 hour ago, Biffen said:

I know a few girls that love to put a team together and get on the carpet.

Not sure if they would let you join in.

Is that what you call a shag pile Biff?

2 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Is that what you call a shag pile Biff?

Shag pile went out with disco.

They play on a Berber style these days.

1 hour ago, Biffen said:

Shag pile went out with disco.

They play on a Berber style these days.

rubber backed of course, biffo

1 hour ago, Biffen said:

Shag pile went out with disco.

They play on a Berber style these days.

I thought a lot of girls favoured bare floorboards these days.

When it comes to hair colour, it's now a lot harder to tell if their curtains match the carpet.

3 hours ago, Biffen said:

Shag pile went out with disco.

They play on a Berber style these days.

BERBER! BERBER!

My god you're an oafish fellow Biffen!!!

"Come on dear let's go and have a berber"

[censored] me, that would win a lot of hearts.

 

NOT!

5 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

BERBER! BERBER!

My god you're an oafish fellow Biffen!!!

"Come on dear let's go and have a berber"

[censored] me, that would win a lot of hearts.

 

NOT!

you'd be surprised by the amount of people who are addicted to rugs.

1 minute ago, Biffen said:

you'd be surprised by the amount of people who are addicted to rugs.

Well I've known a few rug biters over the years.