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The No T$ No B$ Thread

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46 minutes ago, Moonshadow said:

Lies. All lies. FAKE NEWS.

Nothing could be further than the truth! 

Shame...sounded likeva good time ;)

 
23 hours ago, beelzebub said:

Shame...sounded likeva good time ;)

Hahahha bb! Therein is the wonderful irony.

It was a good time but Vego/Greeny was too plastered to remember it!

 

PS. His Sunday morning face was the same colour as his politics!

22 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Hahahha bb! Therein is the wonderful irony.

It was a good time but Vego/Greeny was too plastered to remember it!

 

PS. His Sunday morning face was the same colour as his politics!

That had more to do with seeing an obese cross dresser in a hotel dressing gown with a full colostomy bag peeking out the back.

Not the best sight first thing on a cold Canberra Sunday morning

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I just wrote an analogy about fighting unfairly and bought up Chris Lewis biting Todd Viney.

Googled it to get my memory juices flowing and he only got 3 weeks.

You could get more for. Jumper punch these days.

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Well, if we win, we are back in the eight.


21 minutes ago, Redleg said:

Well, if we win, we are back in the eight.

I really big if there Mr. Leg.

Any idea how that forward line is going to kick a winning score?

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8 hours ago, old dee said:

I really big if there Mr. Leg.

Any idea how that forward line is going to kick a winning score?

Six from Weid should be a good start od !!

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9 hours ago, old dee said:

I really big if there Mr. Leg.

Any idea how that forward line is going to kick a winning score?

Probably hoping to copy the Tigers this year and Giants last week, with small forwards playing higher up the ground and I can't believe I am saying this, but with good ball use, flooding back when in possession, giving several options.  Or not. 

 

Gee I don't know. This thread is supposed to be salvation from HWCBN and Bullshlt.

This time of year nearly all talk re footy and MFC turns to BS ( more so than usual )

Nowhere to relax now :unsure:

42 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Six from Weid should be a good start od !!

Not sure what you had in your coffee Bbo but it has definitely affecting your reasoning powers. He would struggle to get six in six weeks.


13 minutes ago, beelzebub said:

Gee I don't know. This thread is supposed to be salvation from HWCBN and Bullshlt.

This time of year nearly all talk re footy and MFC turns to BS ( more so than usual )

Nowhere to relax now :unsure:

I am very relaxed bb. The Dees have returned to normal all is well.

Nth Korea is a bit of a worry though.

8 hours ago, old dee said:

I am very relaxed bb. The Dees have returned to normal all is well.

Nth Korea is a bit of a worry though.

I like this kind of "normal" OD ...?

1 minute ago, Red and Bluebeard said:

I like this kind of "normal" OD ...?

Me to R and B 

i honestly could not pick my nose thought we would easily beat Nth. And beat GWS.

Today I thought the saints.

should I pick the Lions next week?

13 minutes ago, old dee said:

Me to R and B 

i honestly could not pick my nose thought we would easily beat Nth. And beat GWS.

Today I thought the saints.

should I pick the Lions next week?

On current form, yes! Although if we have too much footy talk in this thread, BB will get upset ... :blink:

1 minute ago, Red and Bluebeard said:

On current form, yes! Although if we have too much footy talk in this thread, BB will get upset ... :blink:

That is a risk I will have to take.

but to square off banana price yesterday was $2.80 /kg.


1 minute ago, old dee said:

That is a risk I will have to take.

but to square off banana price yesterday was $2.80 /kg.

Life wasn't meant to be easy :blink:

9 hours ago, old dee said:

Not sure what you had in your coffee Bbo but it has definitely affecting your reasoning powers. He would struggle to get six in six weeks.

I thought Weid played the role of decoy forward quite well od!!

4 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

I thought Weid played the role of decoy forward quite well od!!

6 possessions, 4 clangers...........great decoy job


53 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Surely you don't want a decoy to dominate  dc?

Depends on whether you consider dominate a transitive verb or not ... :rolleyes:

OD it's all about the 2018 AFL season.

At best the MFC will be making up the numbers in the top 8 in 2017. No real chance of winning any silver this year.

Plus why would we want the Gold Hair Boy presenting one of our player with an award. The guy is toxic and his presents at the GF taints the whole season.

 

 

2 hours ago, DemonFrog said:

OD it's all about the 2018 AFL season.

At best the MFC will be making up the numbers in the top 8 in 2017. No real chance of winning any silver this year.

Plus why would we want the Gold Hair Boy presenting one of our player with an award. The guy is toxic and his presents at the GF taints the whole season.

 

 

Good to see you back Toady.

I'd be thrilled to see Turd present the Norm Smith to Oliver in a 2017 premiership. I could then pull out my giant inflatable syringe at the G and watch it bounce around on top of the crowd.

 
12 minutes ago, Moonshadow said:

Good to see you back Toady.

I'd be thrilled to see Turd present the Norm Smith to Oliver in a 2017 premiership. I could then pull out my giant inflatable syringe at the G and watch it bounce around on top of the crowd.

Is that the ...err .. object .... you keep in your bedroom Moon?

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On 8/12/2017 at 10:31 PM, Redleg said:

Well, if we win, we are back in the eight.

Well we are, so please win again.


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