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  On 19/07/2017 at 10:33, Bitter but optimistic said:

Good. That would be a new experience for me dc.

Despite some popular movies .......... flogees , despite worshipping you,tend to dislike you. It is odd.

I can really only rely on The Lads for understanding.

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i've never trusted long-necked sheep, uncle. they have a habit of spitting on you for no good reason.

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  On 18/07/2017 at 22:15, Bitter but optimistic said:

Can one of you wiseheads please tell me how you could not know that you held dual citizenship?

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Perhaps citizens of the nation of Dual aren't very patriotic, and like to forget this fact? :D

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  On 24/07/2017 at 02:57, Moonshadow said:

Gary Pert just resigned as CEO of Coll. Any chance he'll apply for Lethlean's old position (no, not 'missionary')?

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An extremely good question Mr Shadow.

Does Eddy think the buck stops with the CEO?


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And the disintegration of the filth begins. Ought to be entertaining.

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We need to win this game desperately. Hawks with an easy draw are another team making a run at the eight. A few more wins are needed for us to be certain finalists. Win the next two and we are a huge chance. 

If we do make it, we need to avoid an elimination final interstate.

On a more serious note, the banana circumciser above, is a horrid invention.

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  On 02/08/2017 at 12:46, Redleg said:

More reasons than usual to win this week.

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Well Red,one is that I'm driving the Merc up there and I'd hate to add a few tons to the "greenhouse" without seeing a win.

I also will note that my greeny passenger (well known in these parts) seems happy enough to forsake principle in order to travel in luxury. 

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Typical greens tactic- riding shotgun in luxury- cap in hand to Canberra .

Reminds me of Thunderbolt and Lightfoot or The cannonball run - I'm not sure which.

Moons Vegan dietary requirements may not be available in the truckstops.

I do hope he doesn't gas up the merc in case I need Bitters to bail me out and pretend to be a QC as he does when driving the Merc for me.

Canberra is an isolated and corrupt place.I feel like they will be accepted there.

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  On 19/07/2017 at 10:33, Bitter but optimistic said:
  On 02/08/2017 at 22:19, Bitter but optimistic said:

Well Red,one is that I'm driving the Merc up there and I'd hate to add a few tons to the "greenhouse" without seeing a win.

I also will note that my greeny passenger (well known in these parts) seems happy enough to forsake principle in order to travel in luxury. 

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Would love to be a fly on the dashboard, listening to the scintillating conversation.

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  On 03/08/2017 at 04:37, Redleg said:

Would love to be a fly on the dashboard, listening to the scintillating conversation.

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A car trip to Canberra is something to avoid, although the scintillating conversation may pass the time.  I'm surprised Bitters mentioned the Merc as they are so passé these days. I am reminded of Steinbecks comment that "the less we have, the more we are required to boast."

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I will definitely need to keep the passengers side window open as i have heard from Biff that Bitters likes to drive whilst marinading in his foul flatulence.

Might end up doing a Special Robert and hitch hiking most of the way.

I know for sure he won't touch my deconstructed lattes or tofu burgers

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  On 03/08/2017 at 08:09, Moonshadow said:

I will definitely need to keep the passengers side window open as i have heard from Biff that Bitters likes to drive whilst marinading in his foul flatulence.

Might end up doing a Special Robert and hitch hiking most of the way.

I know for sure he won't touch my deconstructed lattes or tofu burgers

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hitch-hiking first to romsey, moonie, or riding the push bike?

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  On 03/08/2017 at 10:32, daisycutter said:

hitch-hiking first to romsey, moonie, or riding the push bike?

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Deadly treadley to Romsey first (leaving soon) then assess the state of the "merc", or shall I more accurately refer to it as the mazda 323. Haven't decided whether I'll hitch from there. Looking likely though dc.

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  On 03/08/2017 at 11:32, Moonshadow said:

Deadly treadley to Romsey first (leaving soon) then assess the state of the "merc", or shall I more accurately refer to it as the mazda 323. Haven't decided whether I'll hitch from there. Looking likely though dc.

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i hear special robert is a late addition. you should have lots to talk about. bon voyage (assuming you get there)

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  On 03/08/2017 at 12:44, daisycutter said:

i hear special robert is a late addition. you should have lots to talk about. bon voyage (assuming you get there)

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Moonie will need more than bon voyage  dc! I have organised some special (well not to me) Saturday night entertainments.

PS. A message to picketfence . If you arrive at The Manor on Saturday morning you will not be admitted.

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I take it you're packing quail,truffles and banana crepes for the trip BBO ?

Better put in some quaffable variety . Be aware of Canberra....its life...but not as we know it !! :unsure:

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Well I survived the road trip with Moonie - just!

I have to say that these Greenies certainly show their true (un green) colours when out and about.

It only took 6 or maybe 8 pots of beer before Moonie starting harassing a group of innocents who were unfortunate enough to be seated in front of us. However, in all generosity I dismissed that anti social behaviour as a reaction to the shitty football result.

The best was yet to come.

I foolishly took Moonie to a halfway decent restaurant in Kingston. While perusing  the menu, Moonie was quaffing reds at a furious rate ...and ... after some time, gave the waitress quite detailed sotto voce instructions.

Well the meal that subsequently arrived would have challenged a starving T-Rex. It was a mountainous platter loaded with the remains of just about every unfortunate critter I could imagine. "Vego"  Moonie ripped into it while simultaneously pouring down sufficient red to douse a bushfire.

Just when I didn't imagine it could get any worse, Moonie decided to join a nearby group who were celebrating a birthday. "Join" is inaccurate - he decided to be MC.

He led several renderings of "happy birthday" and gave, some rather "familiar"  hugs ( read feel ups) to all present females.

I managed to drag him out before the police were called only to have him abuse and vilify an unfortunate taxi driver. It cost me a substantial tip to soothe that matter.

I dumped the drunken sot at the hotel and went to visit some respectable associates at Fyshwick.

FMD!

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