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13 hours ago, daisycutter said:

already sent my nomination form off, red. it was the un commission for war crimes and atrocities wasn't it?

That will do, once it is in we can fix the voting like the AOC just did. 

 
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11 hours ago, dpositive said:

Not sure about Sudan and Rawanda but the plaudits are certainly well deserved.

as to wether initiator or contributors should be the rightful recipient of the prize we may have to seek judgment from ........?......   say Bob Dylan

A man who would certainly appreciate the lyrical content producing supreme emotional responses

I think as Initiator and Contributor I am the man.

 
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2 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Tsk Tsk Red! A bit of pc please!

Will I never learn?


13 hours ago, Earl Hood said:

I am sure you have Uncle but sorry what are you talking about? Sorry I have been out of the loop this week, what with being summoned to the Palace at short notice this week by Her Majesty. You can imagine my apprehension on the 20 hour flight to London as I presumed the worst, perhaps it was a life threatening health issue for our Majesty or our own Sir Prince Phillip! Or perhaps Her Majesty was planning to abdicate in favour of Prince Charles, in which case I would be asked to take on even higher honours, I am sure, as we were both class captains at Timbertop all those years ago. However it transpired that I was informed by Her Majesty in a personal audience at the Palace that Prince Phillip will be withdrawing from Public life in August some 30 years after he should have, in her words! 

Anyway I have just landed back in time for tomorrow's clash somewhat jet lagged to all this chatter. 

What a herculean effort on Her Majesty's Service.

Surely a knighthood beckons.

"Knight of the Order of Fitzroy"

Well done Earl.

When summoned to the throne one must heed the call.

My only hope is that Prince Phil can still opine on matters cultural from his chair.

He did manage to beautifully berate the photographer last D-day with some clever aliteration.

'Tis a pity his style of humour is frowned upon in the current zeitgeist .

We've slipped to page 3.

Not for the first time for many here   One would presume.

I'm disappointed that inanity has slipped from vogue.

 

Inanity is always in Vogue

Not always cosmopolitan !

And yet that ridiculous letter to goody thread has hit a bazillion pages.

The injustice of it all!


10 minutes ago, Moonshadow said:

And yet that ridiculous letter to goody thread has hit a bazillion pages.

The injustice of it all!

Unchecked rage is cool again.

I'm so glad.

1 hour ago, Moonshadow said:

Unchecked rage = impulsive lunacy?

How do we sign them up ?

29 minutes ago, beelzebub said:

How do we sign them up ?

I think we did when we took out a membership bb.

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Should be pretty easy this week, an angry Crows side coming off a big defeat at their home base full of ferals.

Oh and Lynch has recovered, of course.


1 hour ago, Redleg said:

Should be pretty easy this week, an angry Crows side coming off a big defeat at their home base full of ferals.

Oh and Lynch has recovered, of course.

Dare I say a murder of crows, Red.

2 hours ago, Moonshadow said:

Dare I say a murder BY crows, Red.

Fixed ;)


40 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

to our pandemonium ...........

Many qtrs more resemble a pantomime !!

 
40 minutes ago, old dee said:

Surely this makes it 900 pages!

no bugger! 

This one might ...

Edited by Red and Bluebeard
bugger!

7 minutes ago, Red and Bluebeard said:

This one might ...

ok i'll give it a spin :huh:

Edited by daisycutter
bugger


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