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The No T$ No B$ Thread

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1 hour ago, Moonshadow said:

Badly needed Maple. There's plenty of 'common' on this thread, but not much 'sense'. Perhaps you could recruit some more people with common sense from your native Cameroonia to add to your wise contributions.

No Moon. 

It's Canadia you moron.

And the hair apparent has recently banned a made up word,or people from uttering such sentiments as opposition to it.

There is no common sense in Canadia.

 
1 minute ago, Biffen said:

No Moon. 

It's Canadia

I really hate James Brayshaw for saying that. While covering the Olympics....in Canada.

3 minutes ago, Biffen said:

And the hair apparent has recently banned a made up word,or people from uttering such sentiments as opposition to it.

There is no common sense in Canadia.

Well, Chandler Bing did punch Justin in the face when they were kids...

 
23 minutes ago, Maple Demon said:

Well, Chandler Bing did punch Justin in the face when they were kids...

My affection for the drunken ne'er do well grew enormously on the news.

Most of my favourite American are born in the province of Canadia.

A recent misdeed has me located in the Barwon vicinity for the foreseeable .

Further punishment is special comments by Mark Neeld- who is acting as Jack WTts internal monologue- sheer hell.


Do People from Geelong get the vote?

The young boy from Carey gets a goal- according to  the k- rock crew

Do they teach Geelongians to breathe?Or did they just invent their own style?

K-rock sponsored by faggs- .whichis cool of course.

 

K rock have got Neeld as Watts commentator .

Ive had better chiropodists telling me how to fix my car.

RSI yet boffin?

Edit. Auto correct at its best

Edited by Moonshadow


Geelong is like a smaller ,more scummy Melbourne without any discernable intelligentsia .Or any at all. 

The best part about going to Geelong is leaving it 

 

Hey Uncle Bitter, I reckon Romsey would be as cold as a mother in laws kiss today! I hope you have several tons of logs on the fire and enjoying your usual cut price quaffer! 

Edited by picket fence

6 minutes ago, picket fence said:

Hey Uncle Bitter, I reckon Romsey would be as cold as a mother in laws kiss today! I hope you have several tons of logs on the fire and enjoying your usual cut price quaffer! 

There's a rumour going around that uncle bitter is a naturalist (a very cold naturalist) and he might Skype Grapeviney and Andy for this week's podcast. In that case, let's hope he doesn't sit too far back from the ipad

17 hours ago, picket fence said:

Hey Uncle Bitter, I reckon Romsey would be as cold as a mother in laws kiss today! I hope you have several tons of logs on the fire and enjoying your usual cut price quaffer! 

You know nothing about fine living picket.

Logs!!! FMD!! One simply adjusts the climate control.

And.. I'll have you know I only quaff good quality booze. (usually anyway... well sometimes)

On 07/04/2017 at 6:56 PM, Moonshadow said:

And then the punches flew, and chairs were smashed in two! 

There was blood and a single gunshot but just who shot who ?????  I'll bet you Jack Watts was involved in it !!!!!!


2 hours ago, pineapple dee said:

There was blood and a single gunshot but just who shot who ?????  I'll bet you Jack Watts was involved in it !!!!!!

Is this a remake of Who shot Liberty Valence? 

1 hour ago, Earl Hood said:

Is this a remake of Who shot Liberty Valence? 

It's something about the Carlton Banner. Or the Crows Banner. Or a coconut banana.  Something like that I think. 

A woman says to the mortician, "I've got my husband here in his very best blue suit, but what I'd really appreciate is if you could have him in a black suit for the funeral. Here's a blank check, use whatever you need, I just want him in a black suit."

The mortician agrees and thanks the woman and then she leaves. Now a second woman comes in and says, "I know I've brought my husband wearing a black suit, but I've always really loved him in blue. Is there any way you can have him in a blue suit for his funeral?"

The mortician assures her that it's not a problem and the second woman thanks him and leaves. A few days later the mortician shows up at the first man's funeral and his widow walks up and says, "Thank you so much for doing this. My husband looks wonderful in the black suit you found him."

The mortician replies, "Of course, I was happy to do it. And here's your check back."

"No, I really appreciate it and I want to pay you, just take whatever you need."

"Oh no really, it didn't cost me anything. You see, right after you came in a woman showed up with her husband in a black suit and she wanted him wearing blue. So in the end all I had to do was switch the heads."

Edited by Moonshadow

you need help, moonie

help to find a good gag

Edited by daisycutter

2 hours ago, daisycutter said:

you need help, moonie

help to find a good gag

Actually dc, given the standard of Moonie's jokes, that one is a real thigh slapper.


1 hour ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Actually dc, given the standard of Moonie's jokes, that one is a real thigh slapper.

who ever heard of anyone in the undertaking business returning a cheque, blank or not?

That was a painful undertaking for us all thanks Moon.

 

48 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

who ever heard of anyone in the undertaking business returning a cheque, blank or not?

 

41 minutes ago, Biffen said:

That was a painful undertaking for us all thanks Moon.

 

Let's just bury it now.

 

As a Comedic performer,nobody is more qualified to talk about death than our Moon.

1 hour ago, Biffen said:

As a Comedic performer,nobody is more qualified to talk about death than our Moon.

I'm mortified you think that way Biffen.


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