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31 minutes ago, Choke said:

Why would it be?

Symmetry is a tool of the patriarchy.

I think you miss my drift Choke.

I was thinking of symmetry in terms of .......... err ...... to put it as delicately as I can .............  a fashion accessory.

 
20 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

I think you miss my drift Choke.

I was thinking of symmetry in terms of .......... err ...... to put it as delicately as I can .............  a fashion accessory.

Yeah nah still lost sorry.

Either I'm an idiot or it's too subtle.

Out with it man!

1 hour ago, Choke said:

Why would it be?

Symmetry is a tool of the patriarchy.

patriarchy, another word that is sadly losing it's original meaning due to the incessant revisionism and obsessing of the pc crowd

 
4 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

patriarchy, another word that is sadly losing it's original meaning due to the incessant revisionism and obsessing of the pc crowd

lol, I was indeed trying to convey that very notion.

Everything is the fault of the patriarchy!

1 hour ago, Choke said:

Yeah nah still lost sorry.

Either I'm an idiot or it's too subtle.

Out with it man!

Be careful as to the company you are keeping when you give that order choke.

Anyway as to your perplexity. When I viewed Ethan's pic, symmetry came to mind in terms of the subject's choice of coiffing.

Think of the old tv show "Upstairs Downstairs". Perhaps that will help you unravel the mystery.

 


22 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Be careful as to the company you are keeping when you give that order choke.

Anyway as to your perplexity. When I viewed Ethan's pic, symmetry came to mind in terms of the subject's choice of coiffing.

Think of the old tv show "Upstairs Downstairs". Perhaps that will help you unravel the mystery.

 

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17 hours ago, Red and Bluebeard said:

The footy season can't start soon enough, eh? :)

Quicker the better. 

This having separate sex 'walk' symbols in the city will never work. Today I just ignored the female walk sign and crossed anyway. Nobody said anything.

 

 
46 minutes ago, special robert said:

This having separate sex 'walk' symbols in the city will never work. Today I just ignored the female walk sign and crossed anyway. Nobody said anything.

 

was it a sexual experience for you, special? did you feel aroused or just amused?

I strode across proud and erect.


22 minutes ago, special robert said:

I strode across proud and erect.

Glad to see you are not crossing to the other side Special, not that there's anything wrong with that

12 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Colin, you do exaggerate ........ a bit.

Which bit? :)

I crossed the street just to make a point and not wanting to cause an absolute scene on Int. womens day, waited respectfully for the male walk symbol to cross back. I bloody waited 4 sets of lights and no male walk symbol!...What's going on at clown hall.....they can't even get that right!!

Meanwhile all the other blokes took my lead and crossed as they liked with the women. I think I've set a trend.

Neve let it be said you aren't leading the pack Special. Leading where, though, is anyone's guess

5 minutes ago, Moonshadow said:

Neve let it be said you aren't leading the pack Special. Leading where, though, is anyone's guess

Wow....does this mean i'm finally avante garde? Wait till I tell Biffen......he's a bohemian intellectual and I want to be like him.


16 minutes ago, special robert said:

Wow....does this mean i'm finally avante garde? Wait till I tell Biffen......he's a bohemian intellectual and I want to be like him.

well, special, you got the  'bo...'  part right at least. you need remedial spelling lessons. hint:  rhymes with hogan

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15 minutes ago, special robert said:

Wow....does this mean i'm finally avante garde? Wait till I tell Biffen......he's a bohemian intellectual and I want to be like him.

Good lord. I think I'll take back what I said before. You might benefit from a night at the Gat before you decide to be like Biffen

4 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

well, special, you got the  'bo...'  part right at least. you need remedial spelling lessons

RUBBISH!
 
Bohemian
bəʊˈhiːmɪən/
noun
 
  1. 1.
    a native or inhabitant of Bohemia.
  2. 2.
    a socially unconventional person, especially one who is involved in the arts.
    synonyms: nonconformist, unconventional person, beatnik, hippy, avant-gardist, free spirit,dropout, artistic person; 
    informalfreak
    "he is a real artist and a real bohemian"
       
adjective
 
  1. 1.
    relating to Bohemia or its people.
    "the tombs of Bohemian kings"
  2. 2.
    socially unconventional.
    "she revelled in the Bohemian life of Montparnasse"
       
 
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RUBBISH!
 
Bohemian
bəʊˈhiːmɪən/
noun
 
  1. 1.
    a native or inhabitant of Bohemia.
  2. 2.
    a socially unconventional person, especially one who is involved in the arts.
    synonyms: nonconformist, unconventional person, beatnik, hippy, avant-gardist, free spirit,dropout, artistic person; 
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adjective
 
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    relating to Bohemia or its people.
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  2. 2.
    socially unconventional.
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lol - i added a hint to my op........check it out

2 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

lol - i added a hint to my op........check it out

Hobo?


1 hour ago, special robert said:

I strode across proud and erect.

Special, I need to raise one or two matters with you.

Firstly, as a homeless person of poverty, how is it that you manage to post on this site? I'm guessing you joined with  some run through gang and stole an I-pad or  other device from an old lady. That's fine, one can only admire resourcefulness.

However, I do take  umbrage at this "proud and erect" stance of yours. It will lead to no good.

Poor people must learn their place. You would be better off adopting a more humble profile. Eyes downcast and adopt a shuffling aimless gait. That way the police will be less likely to bother you and you will not embarrass people of wealth.

Have a good evening.

1 minute ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Special, I need to raise one or two matters with you.

Firstly, as a homeless person of poverty, how is it that you manage to post on this site? I'm guessing you joined with  some run through gang and stole an I-pad or  other device from an old lady. That's fine, one can only admire resourcefulness.

However, I do take  umbrage at this "proud and erect" stance of yours. It will lead to no good.

Poor people must learn their place. You would be better off adopting a more humble profile. Eyes downcast and adopt a shuffling aimless gait. That way the police will be less likely to bother you and you will not embarrass people of wealth.

Have a good evening.

BBo ...free wi fi in the city and we often get  a different device depending on which gentlemen of the legal fraternity stray too far down William st....and lose their way and become our prey.

On 7 March 2017 at 1:11 PM, Moonshadow said:

Don't worry Special, the Earl lives a luxurious exitstance in Fitzroyaly Nth with plenty of space for a man of your ample proportions. BYO goon bags unfortunately. 

Moons please I do not live in the burbs as that is how I regard Fitzroy North! I am Fitzroy central please and no I will not be lodging Special. As I have said elsewhere  living under a bridge is luxurious compared to my former circumstances growing up in a shoebox. Hardship can be character building and I am a shining example of  what it can produce, even if I say so myself. I do thank Special for living away out of sight, under a bridge, that is preferable to the ferals sleeping out at Flinders Street Station. Very untidy, and it upsets Robert Doyle so much. But don't bring your bedding to Fitzroy by the way. We have a zero tolerance rule here, Robert. 

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46 minutes ago, special robert said:

Hobo?

no special, add comprehension to the spelling lessons. don't the salvos teach you anything under that bridge?

24 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

no special, add comprehension to the spelling lessons. don't the salvos teach you anything under that bridge?

Oh I got it.....Bonham  ...John..... Awesome drummer.....my fav is Moby Dick   I get it so Biffen is a dick.


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