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Redleg
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Seems that ever since a few dullards on this site can't put together sufficient words to qualify as banter, there has been a somewhat over reaction to healthy umbrage.

I'd hate to see Dland turn from its colourful pedigree to a place where only Black and White rules !!

Those with too thin a skin might be better entertained at Kindergatens

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    1 hour ago, beelzebub said:

    Seem that ever since a few dullards on this site who can't put together sufficient words to qualify as banter, there has been a somewhat over reaction to healthy umbrage.

    I'd hate to see Dland turn from its colourful pedigree to a place where only Black and White rules !!

    Those with too thin a skin might be better entertained at Kindergatens

    No Pies on here bb!

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    Just now, old dee said:

    No Pies on here bb!

    my point exaclty !! ;)

    We need to see Red..and Blue a bit, in a friendly way  of course :) 

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    for dieter

    English sailor on the radio: "SOS, we are sinking, we are sinking!"
    German coastguard on the radio: "Wot are you sinking (thinking) about?"

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    4 hours ago, old dee said:

    No Pies on here bb!

    If they weigh a whale at the Whaleweigh Station, where do they weigh a pie?

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    weighting weighting weighting !!! :rolleyes:

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    2 hours ago, beelzebub said:

    weighting weighting weighting !!! :rolleyes:

    Some where over the rainbow,

    weigh a pie...

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    On 1/23/2017 at 1:09 PM, beelzebub said:

    my point exaclty !! ;)

    We need to see Red. 

    I'm here.

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    On 23/01/2017 at 8:29 PM, dieter said:

    Some where over the rainbow,

    weigh a pie...

    But pies won't see the colours in the rainbow, only shades of black and white ...

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    On 23/01/2017 at 1:09 PM, beelzebub said:

    my point exaclty !! ;)

    We need to see Red..and Blue a bit, in a friendly way  of course :) 

    And keep our eyes on the Red and the Blue, of course :blink:

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    On 1/23/2017 at 5:44 PM, beelzebub said:

    weighting weighting weighting !!! :rolleyes:

    I am on a diet and have lost 3 kgs, training the house down.

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    1 hour ago, Redleg said:

    I am on a diet and have lost 3 kgs, training the house down.

    Eat drink and  be merry for tomorrow we diet.

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    1 hour ago, Redleg said:

    I am on a diet and have lost 3 kgs, training the house down.

    So that must be about 480KG you have lost over the years Mr. Leg!!!!!

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    14 minutes ago, Ethan Tremblay said:

    I lose about 3kg every morning.

    Yes and like me you probably  regain it by 8pm

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    1 hour ago, Ethan Tremblay said:

    I lose about 3kg every morning.

    I"m currently in Asia so I drop weight in regular instalments.

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    1 hour ago, dieter said:

    Eat drink and  be merry for tomorrow we diet.

    You forgot,root,shoot,smoke and dance.

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    3 hours ago, old dee said:

    So that must be about 480KG you have lost over the years Mr. Leg!!!!!

    Probably and then put on about 500 KG.

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    8 minutes ago, Redleg said:

    Probably and then put on about 500 KG.

    I am very close behind you!

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    Greetings from Saigon,or near enough to it,

    Spent some hellish days in disagreement with some of my business associates but seem to have struck an accord in relation to prices of various products that are now safely En route to the Gat via an elaborate courier system.

    Ate myself silly in Ha Noi and gained a few kgs that have been shed with the aid of chilli ladened southern food.

    Have arranged several marriages already but can't seem to find any suitors for my red haired friend which is only natural I suppose.Uncle Bitters has agreed to house them at Romsey and deliver them with their honour in tact but I have my doubts as to his motives.

    I have had to beef up the rickshaw team as they tend to tire very quickly under the whip,and many have fallen by the wayside.

    I have taken to wearing a white linen suit and have taught the young girls how to make Pimms properly,which is imperative in this heat.

    My masseurs have reduced my aches and pains in preparation for my return,if it ever happens.

    I've noticed DC and Bitters are posting less frequently than usual which has lessened the collective IQ of the thread.

    I urge you all to eat pork on the BBQ this year as a sign of respect to infidels.

    Party on.

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    4 minutes ago, Biffen said:

    Greetings from Saigon,or near enough to it,

    Spent some hellish days in disagreement with some of my business associates but seem to have struck an accord in relation to prices of various products that are now safely En route to the Gat via an elaborate courier system.

    Ate myself silly in Ha Noi and gained a few kgs that have been shed with the aid of chilli ladened southern food.

    Have arranged several marriages already but can't seem to find any suitors for my red haired friend which is only natural I suppose.Uncle Bitters has agreed to house them at Romsey and deliver them with their honour in tact but I have my doubts as to his motives.

    I have had to beef up the rickshaw team as they tend to tire very quickly under the whip,and many have fallen by the wayside.

    I have taken to wearing a white linen suit and have taught the young girls how to make Pimms properly,which is imperative in this heat.

    My masseurs have reduced my aches and pains in preparation for my return,if it ever happens.

    I've noticed DC and Bitters are posting less frequently than usual which has lessened the collective IQ of the thread.

    Back soon.

    Red heads always struggle to find a match Biffen. You tried your best, can't help the injustices of nature. 

    I believe Bitters has been furiously mucking out the Romsey stables in anticipation of your lady friend arrivals. You know, peep holes, CCTV, anchor points, and all that goes with his sick tastes.

    Don't forget to shove all of your 'declarable' items in the missus' luggage on your journey home.

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    Good to hear you're 'making do' Biff. Getting a good Pimms can be a trifle annoying. Hope they've learnt the finer points of a good G &T also. 

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    On 1/23/2017 at 5:27 PM, dieter said:

    If they weigh a whale at the Whaleweigh Station, where do they weigh a pie?

    At the piecost.

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    7 hours ago, Redleg said:

    At the piecost.

    Ok Red,

    i'll set it up and you knock it down.....

    What's a Piecost?

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    6 hours ago, Biffen said:

    Ok Red,

    i'll set it up and you knock it down.....

    What's a Piecost?

    About $3.20 with sauce

    Boom-tish !!

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