The No T$ No B$ Thread

[Biffen 12,940]

12 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

"The Laird ... " used to be an interesting place Earl. Is it still in operation?

Still there BBO.

You will need to leather up and possibly put on a mirken to gain entry.

 

[daisycutter 29,605]

1 minute ago, Biffen said:

Still there BBO.

You will need to leather up and possibly put on a mirken to gain entry.

 

can't see tha tposing any difficulties for bitters

[Bitter but optimistic 22,220]

5 minutes ago, Biffen said:

Still there BBO.

You will need to leather up and possibly put on a mirken to gain entry.

 

Seems like it is still a fun place then.

[Biffen 12,940]

1 minute ago, daisycutter said:

can't see tha tposing any difficulties for bitters

I got into the Peel wearing cricket whites many years ago .

One of our bowlers got stumped ,caught and run out in the same night.

[Bitter but optimistic 22,220]

4 minutes ago, Biffen said:

I got into the Peel wearing cricket whites many years ago .

One of our bowlers got stumped ,caught and run out in the same night.

I hope you weren't wearing pads Biffen!

[Biffen 12,940]

1 minute ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

I hope you weren't wearing pads Biffen!

There was relatively little danger of copping one in the shin.

[Bitter but optimistic 22,220]

12 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

can't see tha tposing any difficulties for bitters

Is your "in box " operational dc?

[Bitter but optimistic 22,220]

3 minutes ago, Biffen said:

There was relatively little danger of copping one in the shin.

You made me think about mirkens so I just inspected my collection. I've been careless and the moths have got to them.

[Biffen 12,940]

1 minute ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

You made me think about mirkens so I just inspected my collection. I've been careless and the moths have got to them.

What about Moths balls?

 

[Bitter but optimistic 22,220]

1 minute ago, Biffen said:

What about Moths balls?

 

I'll leave them for Moonie!

[daisycutter 29,605]

1 hour ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Is your "in box " operational dc?

in as good a shape as your jockstrap, bitters, thanks for asking

[daisycutter 29,605]

1 hour ago, Biffen said:

What about Moths balls?

 

i see you've broken off your evangelical discussion with our reverend friend, biffo. too much proselytising for one day?

[Ethan Tremblay 30,826]

I'm back in Perth, those assholes at Qantas wouldn't let me take my wire coat hanger onboard the plane. Jokes on them, they'll need it to unblock the toilet.

Edited August 28, 2016 by Ethan Tremblay

[picket fence 17,071]

1 hour ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Is your "in box " operational dc?

I feel a bit nervous, I feel a bit strange! Like i'm in a pay phone, without any change!!! 

[Bitter but optimistic 22,220]

39 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

in as good a shape as your jockstrap, bitters, thanks for asking

 

33 minutes ago, Ethan Tremblay said:

I'm back in Perth, those assholes at Qantas wouldn't let me take my wire coat hanger onboard the plane. Jokes on them, they'll need it to unblock the toilet.

 

20 minutes ago, picket fence said:

I feel a bit nervous, I feel a bit strange! Like i'm in a pay phone, without any change!!! 

Sometimes I think I'm the only sane person hereabouts!

FMD. There are some weirdos in this world.

[Biffen 12,940]

1 hour ago, daisycutter said:

i see you've broken off your evangelical discussion with our reverend friend, biffo. too much proselytising for one day?

I've re examined my soul and I'm still a top bloke.

My inquisitor lives for the opportunity to make us search our inner being and come up with the answers.

What a waste of time.

i belong here in the bananas and innuendo thread.

with all the other morally imperfect scum of the earth.

 

[Earl Hood 6,082]

3 hours ago, Biffen said:

Still there BBO.

You will need to leather up and possibly put on a mirken to gain entry.

 

Gee there you go, all those shanigans going in my own backyard and I knew nothing of it. I have walked past the Laird numerous times but now that I think of it, it was always on one of my Saturday or Sunday morning constitutionals so from the outside at that time of day it always looked to me like it was a former hotel converted into apartments. 

[Moonshadow 17,675]

5 hours ago, Biffen said:

I got into the Peel wearing cricket whites many years ago .

One of our bowlers got stumped ,caught and run out in the same night.

I bet he didn't bowl any maidens over.

But might've gone down to long leg

Edited August 28, 2016 by Moonshadow

[Moonshadow 17,675]

3 hours ago, Ethan Tremblay said:

I'm back in Perth, those assholes at Qantas wouldn't let me take my wire coat hanger onboard the plane. Jokes on them, they'll need it to unblock the toilet.

Did you save them up on your trip east Ethan? Surprised if you weren't charged the excess luggage.

[daisycutter 29,605]

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[beelzebub 23,313]

2 hours ago, daisycutter said:

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does he drive a Volv........ 

[Bitter but optimistic 22,220]

4 minutes ago, beelzebub said:

does he drive a Volv........ 

HaHa ah !!! Gold!!!

[Biffen 12,940]

3 hours ago, daisycutter said:

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He must be a sensitive type.

I suppose he is often completely ignored.

[Bitter but optimistic 22,220]

2 minutes ago, Biffen said:

He must be a sensitive type.

I suppose he is often completely ignored.

Glad I'm not in that boat.

[Moonshadow 17,675]

3 hours ago, daisycutter said:

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Never heard of him