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4 hours ago, Redleg said:

I could end up drinking shots for breakfast and sleeping in a bed with 3 others.

Sounds like a great night out to me Red 

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37 minutes ago, Moonshadow said:

Sounds like a great night out to me Red 

Not if the three others are BBO, Biff and DC.

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5 hours ago, Biffen said:

hawthorn property prices rise 47% year on year.

They win every flag.

They must be stopped.

The area must be levelled.

Now I've discovered Clarko leads singalongs with the acoustic.

Why me ?

Why hast thou forsaken me?

There is no god.

 

Bacchus goes ok Biff.

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5 hours ago, Redleg said:

I don't want to have to spend time with BBO and his loose lifestyle. Then I will be totally led astray. I could end up drinking shots for breakfast and sleeping in a bed with 3 others.

Risk taking with vanilla milkshakes!

Contemplating riotous and licentious behaviour!

You been watching Redtube again?

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23 hours ago, daisycutter said:

come to think of it, i did notice a shady character hanging around the fringes with a fake cuban accent chatting up some society nob trying to sell him a guava paste franchise. The poorly fitted rug had me fooled at the time. and i must say i far preferred the canapes at the mont albert ladies tennis club.

DC business never stops as you know. i must drop in to the Mont Albert tennis club to check out the afternoon tea! I am thinking about rebooting my tennis career. Do you think they could use a right hander with a lethal backhand and a big kicking serve? 

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1 hour ago, Earl Hood said:

DC business never stops as you know. i must drop in to the Mont Albert tennis club to check out the afternoon tea! I am thinking about rebooting my tennis career. Do you think they could use a right hander with a lethal backhand and a big kicking serve? 

might be pushing it a little, earl as they have a no hipster policy. besides, there are issues of territoriality to consider. you could try the coburg ladies martial arts club though.  

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1 hour ago, Earl Hood said:

DC business never stops as you know. i must drop in to the Mont Albert tennis club to check out the afternoon tea! I am thinking about rebooting my tennis career. Do you think they could use a right hander with a lethal backhand and a big kicking serve? 

Your business is a racket Earl.

Besides, dc will get jealous. He's highly strung.

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On 17/07/2016 at 6:59 AM, Bitter but optimistic said:

Hey Biffen where do reckon dc tells those high society sheilas he lives?

No one trying to impress would admit to Borewood. I'm guessing Mont Albert.

Right there !!!   A higher quality of person lives in Mont Albert, no question !

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40 minutes ago, pineapple dee said:

Right there !!!   A higher quality of person lives in Mont Albert, no question !

had a friend (acquaintance really) who lived in north box hill in line and close to mont albert, who always gave his address as north mont albert - lol

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15 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

had a friend (acquaintance really) who lived in north box hill in line and close to mont albert, who always gave his address as north mont albert - lol

North Mont Albert ?????  Spare me

Next thing, the good folk of Chadstone, having claimed they live in East Malvern will be want to call their suburb Hawthorn. It's only a matter of time. Pi55 off

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2 hours ago, pineapple dee said:

North Mont Albert ?????  Spare me

Next thing, the good folk of Chadstone, having claimed they live in East Malvern will be want to call their suburb Hawthorn. It's only a matter of time. Pi55 off

Your too late pd they already do.

AzzKikA Redleg

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On 7/20/2016 at 9:10 PM, Biffen said:

Why did the the fish get kicked out school?

Are you going to tell us the punchline or do i have to kill myself to escape the anticipation???

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1 minute ago, AzzKikA said:

Are you going to tell us the punchline or do i have to kill myself to escape the anticipation???

Your used to waiting you are a MFC supporter.

Patience Azz

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9 hours ago, pineapple dee said:

Right there !!!   A higher quality of person lives in Mont Albert, no question !

PDee can you vouch for the canapés at the local Mont Albert Ladies tennis club? I have it on good authority that they are second to none! 

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10 hours ago, pineapple dee said:

North Mont Albert ?????  Spare me

Next thing, the good folk of Chadstone, having claimed they live in East Malvern will be want to call their suburb Hawthorn. It's only a matter of time. Pi55 off

Yeah, it is either funny or sad that Chadstone shopping centre is no longer in the suburb called Chadstone ...

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8 hours ago, Red and Bluebeard said:

Yeah, it is either funny or sad that Chadstone shopping centre is no longer in the suburb called Chadstone ...

or the hawthorn football club in mulgrave.......

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21 hours ago, old dee said:

Your used to waiting you are a MFC supporter.

Patience Azz

Another day goes past and I am still left waiting, what is wrong with this world!?

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30 minutes ago, AzzKikA said:

Another day goes past and I am still left waiting, what is wrong with this world!?

See post 20617 Azz

Red and Bluebeard Redleg

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9 hours ago, daisycutter said:

or the hawthorn football club in mulgrave.......

The filth in Jolimont is the one I find hardest to stomach ... :)

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11 minutes ago, Red and Bluebeard said:

The filth in Jolimont is the one I find hardest to stomach ... :)

except it's not.......jolimont is part of east melbourne (ending on brunton avenue)

whilst not jolimont it is within the city of melbourne boundary (yuk)

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