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The No T$ No B$ Thread

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It has been a sad week with the passing of Lady Susan Renouf, the doyen of Melbourne Society. Of course I attended the farewell with the rest of the who is who of Melbourne society. It was great to catch up with my old University chums Andy Peacock, Bluey Walker, Bobby Doyle and Micky Kroger. And the cream of Melbourne's matrons were there of course to pay their respects

It was a marvellous farewell at Saint Andrews Church in Brighton and later on at the reception, well at least until the congenial atmosphere was somewhat sullied by the appearance of an unlikely character who I observed scoffing the canapés, sculling the bubbly and touching up some of the matrons, one of whom shrieked "what are you doing here DC?" 

 

 

 
8 minutes ago, Earl Hood said:

It has been a sad week with the passing of Lady Susan Renouf, the doyen of Melbourne Society. Of course I attended the farewell with the rest of the who is who of Melbourne society. It was great to catch up with my old University chums Andy Peacock, Bluey Walker, Bobby Doyle and Micky Kroger. And the cream of Melbourne's matrons were there of course to pay their respects

It was a marvellous farewell at Saint Andrews Church in Brighton and later on at the reception, well at least until the congenial atmosphere was somewhat sullied by the appearance of an unlikely character who I observed scoffing the canapés, sculling the bubbly and touching up some of the matrons, one of whom shrieked "what are you doing here DC?" 

 

come to think of it, i did notice a shady character hanging around the fringes with a fake cuban accent chatting up some society nob trying to sell him a guava paste franchise. The poorly fitted rug had me fooled at the time. and i must say i far preferred the canapes at the mont albert ladies tennis club.

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Oh the shame.

Today I chose a vanilla milkshake over a banana smoothie.

I am racked with guilt.

 
18 minutes ago, Earl Hood said:

It has been a sad week with the passing of Lady Susan Renouf, the doyen of Melbourne Society. Of course I attended the farewell with the rest of the who is who of Melbourne society. It was great to catch up with my old University chums Andy Peacock, Bluey Walker, Bobby Doyle and Micky Kroger. And the cream of Melbourne's matrons were there of course to pay their respects

It was a marvellous farewell at Saint Andrews Church in Brighton and later on at the reception, well at least until the congenial atmosphere was somewhat sullied by the appearance of an unlikely character who I observed scoffing the canapés, sculling the bubbly and touching up some of the matrons, one of whom shrieked "what are you doing here DC?" 

 

 

Ah yes, dc and society ladies. As the say, love is like frying bacon naked, you know it's going to hurt, but you don't know where or when.

2 hours ago, Redleg said:

Oh the shame.

Today I chose a vanilla milkshake over a banana smoothie.

I am racked with guilt.

And so you should be!

This is the first step to a Hawks membership.

Oh the shame.


11 hours ago, Redleg said:

Oh the shame.

Today I chose a vanilla milkshake over a banana smoothie.

I am racked with guilt.

And still had the audacity to tell us ( and drink it ) 

Do you seek penance ? I'm sure BBO can provide :unsure:

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1 hour ago, beelzebub said:

And still had the audacity to tell us ( and drink it ) 

Do you seek penance ? I'm sure BBO can provide :unsure:

I don't want to have to spend time with BBO and his loose lifestyle. Then I will be totally led astray. I could end up drinking shots for breakfast and sleeping in a bed with 3 others.

hawthorn property prices rise 47% year on year.

They win every flag.

They must be stopped.

The area must be levelled.

Now I've discovered Clarko leads singalongs with the acoustic.

Why me ?

Why hast thou forsaken me?

There is no god.

 

 
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3 minutes ago, Biffen said:

hawthorn property prices rise 47% year on year.

They win every flag.

They must be stopped.

The area must be levelled.

Now I've discovered Clarko leads singalongs with the acoustic.

Why me ?

Why hast thou forsaken me?

There is no god.

 

Give BBO a ring, he can help you. He has had years of counselling and could pass on many good tips.

35 minutes ago, Biffen said:

hawthorn property prices rise 47% year on year.

They win every flag.

They must be stopped.

The area must be levelled.

Now I've discovered Clarko leads singalongs with the acoustic.

Why me ?

Why hast thou forsaken me?

There is no god.

 

You have just discovered this Biff?


4 hours ago, Redleg said:

I could end up drinking shots for breakfast and sleeping in a bed with 3 others.

Sounds like a great night out to me Red 

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37 minutes ago, Moonshadow said:

Sounds like a great night out to me Red 

Not if the three others are BBO, Biff and DC.

5 hours ago, Biffen said:

hawthorn property prices rise 47% year on year.

They win every flag.

They must be stopped.

The area must be levelled.

Now I've discovered Clarko leads singalongs with the acoustic.

Why me ?

Why hast thou forsaken me?

There is no god.

 

Bacchus goes ok Biff.

5 hours ago, Redleg said:

I don't want to have to spend time with BBO and his loose lifestyle. Then I will be totally led astray. I could end up drinking shots for breakfast and sleeping in a bed with 3 others.

Risk taking with vanilla milkshakes!

Contemplating riotous and licentious behaviour!

You been watching Redtube again?

39 minutes ago, Redleg said:

Not if the three others are BBO, Biff and DC.

Red would you be their Ladyboy?


58 minutes ago, Moonshadow said:

Red would you be their Ladyboy?

with his vast  experience he would be the dom

23 hours ago, daisycutter said:

come to think of it, i did notice a shady character hanging around the fringes with a fake cuban accent chatting up some society nob trying to sell him a guava paste franchise. The poorly fitted rug had me fooled at the time. and i must say i far preferred the canapes at the mont albert ladies tennis club.

DC business never stops as you know. i must drop in to the Mont Albert tennis club to check out the afternoon tea! I am thinking about rebooting my tennis career. Do you think they could use a right hander with a lethal backhand and a big kicking serve? 

1 hour ago, Earl Hood said:

DC business never stops as you know. i must drop in to the Mont Albert tennis club to check out the afternoon tea! I am thinking about rebooting my tennis career. Do you think they could use a right hander with a lethal backhand and a big kicking serve? 

might be pushing it a little, earl as they have a no hipster policy. besides, there are issues of territoriality to consider. you could try the coburg ladies martial arts club though.  

1 hour ago, Earl Hood said:

DC business never stops as you know. i must drop in to the Mont Albert tennis club to check out the afternoon tea! I am thinking about rebooting my tennis career. Do you think they could use a right hander with a lethal backhand and a big kicking serve? 

Your business is a racket Earl.

Besides, dc will get jealous. He's highly strung.

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Possibly a couple more wins this year if we pay our best footy.


On 17/07/2016 at 6:59 AM, Bitter but optimistic said:

Hey Biffen where do reckon dc tells those high society sheilas he lives?

No one trying to impress would admit to Borewood. I'm guessing Mont Albert.

Right there !!!   A higher quality of person lives in Mont Albert, no question !

40 minutes ago, pineapple dee said:

Right there !!!   A higher quality of person lives in Mont Albert, no question !

had a friend (acquaintance really) who lived in north box hill in line and close to mont albert, who always gave his address as north mont albert - lol

15 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

had a friend (acquaintance really) who lived in north box hill in line and close to mont albert, who always gave his address as north mont albert - lol

North Mont Albert ?????  Spare me

Next thing, the good folk of Chadstone, having claimed they live in East Malvern will be want to call their suburb Hawthorn. It's only a matter of time. Pi55 off

 
2 hours ago, pineapple dee said:

North Mont Albert ?????  Spare me

Next thing, the good folk of Chadstone, having claimed they live in East Malvern will be want to call their suburb Hawthorn. It's only a matter of time. Pi55 off

Your too late pd they already do.

On 7/20/2016 at 9:10 PM, Biffen said:

Why did the the fish get kicked out school?

Are you going to tell us the punchline or do i have to kill myself to escape the anticipation???


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