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The No T$ No B$ Thread

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38 minutes ago, Red and Bluebeard said:

Presumably we hope that their drains are clear ... :)

Would be anyway after that horrid liquid passesย 

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2 hours ago, beelzebub said:

and what do we make of anyone supposing soy chai lattes are anything but something to be consigned to a drain !!ย :rolleyes:

BB don't you live bayside? If it goes in the drain it is coming your way! Better off being processed and pre-treated byย Moons prior to entering the sewer system to be fully treated at Werribee!ย 

47 minutes ago, beelzebub said:

Would be anyway after that horrid liquid passesย 

Bub clearly you haven't experienced a good inner city soy chai latteย served by a Ned Kelly doppelgรคnger wearing a beret. Send me your addy and I'll have a large one Deliveroo'd quicker than you can say "ohmmmm".

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1 hour ago, Moonshadow said:

Bub clearly you haven't experienced a good inner city soy chai latteย served by a Ned Kelly doppelgรคnger wearing a beret. Send me your addy and I'll have a large one Deliveroo'd quicker than you can say "ohmmmm".

The thought of that makes Drano look drinkable ... :)

On 2 July 2016 at 8:28 PM, Ethan Tremblay said:

Does anyone else feel awkward when you're eating a banana and make eye contact with another man?ย 

Just don't do that when you're looking up the Wagnerย pics online Ethan...


22 hours ago, Moonshadow said:

Bub clearly you haven't experienced a good inner city soy chai latteย served by a Ned Kelly doppelgรคnger wearing a beret. Send me your addy and I'll have a large one Deliveroo'd quicker than you can say "ohmmmm".

In the same vein that I would have beer as beer and not dishwater 'light' ...in the manner ย I should preserve cheese to be non - Coon , it is that when I partake of ย Chai Latte it's made properly and not reinvented by some numbskull masquerading as intelligence draped in Hessian and beard !!ย 

What you imbibe is yours to decide. I however have standards.ย 

2 minutes ago, beelzebub said:

In the same vein that I would have beer as beer and not dishwater 'light' ...in the manner ย I should preserve cheese to be non - Coon , it is that when I partake of ย Chai Latte it's made properly and not reinvented by some numbskull masquerading as intelligence draped in Hessian and beard !!ย 

What you imbibe is yours to decide. I however have standards.ย 

beer is the drink of plebs and untouchables. i presume hipsters fallย in the latter category

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3 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

beer is the drink of plebs and untouchables. i presume hipsters fallย in the latter category

At the risk of offending my former benefactor Earl Hood - hipsters fall into any undesirable category you can imagine dc.

BTW - I guess hipsters are shot on site in Borewood?

There IS beer...that is most palatable. Crafted even. Some need to get heads out of their respective lavatories.


8 minutes ago, beelzebub said:

There IS beer...that is most palatable. Crafted even. Some need to get heads out of their respective lavatories.

a well crafted glass of original mead is hard to come by these days, bub

40 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

At the risk of offending my former benefactor Earl Hood - hipsters fall into any undesirable category you can imagine dc.

BTW - I guess hipsters are shot on site in Borewood?

i've never seen an asiatic hipster in burwood, uncle, but then i haven't really been looking that hard

I'm sorry Daisy...you are from Borewood , how do I take critique a la satorial past times with any substance ?

36 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

a well crafted glass of original mead is hard to come by these days, bub

Ah Daisycutter, for the well inbibed among us Ur gunna Lurrve this..

Please watch

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Takumi watanabe ใ€Rum Martinez .url

2 hours ago, picket fence said:

Ah Daisycutter, for the well inbibed among us Ur gunna Lurrve this..

Please watch

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Takumi watanabe ใ€Rum Martinez .url

what are you posting picket? my virus checker just warned me off that url. you do know that the cia are watching don't you?ย :ph34r:


3 hours ago, beelzebub said:

There IS beer...that is most palatable. Crafted even. Some need to get heads out of their respective lavatories.

The best crafted beer comes from the inner burbs Bub. But love a good macchiato or soy chai latte or ristretto or deconstructed latte.

I tried to swing the conversation away from beverages by mentioning Corey Wagner's selfies, but, whatever.....

7 hours ago, Moonshadow said:

The best crafted beer comes from the inner burbs Bub. But love a good macchiato or soy chai latte or ristretto or deconstructed latte.

I tried to swing the conversation away from beverages by mentioning Corey Wagner's selfies, but, whatever.....

"Deconstructed latte" !!!!!!!!

Now I'm certain the world has gone mad.

10 hours ago, daisycutter said:

what are you posting picket? my virus checker just warned me off that url. you do know that the cia are watching don't you?ย :ph34r:

Same happened on my computer dc - must be one of picket's porn sites.

3 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

"Deconstructed latte" !!!!!!!!

Now I'm certain the world has gone mad.

Deconstructed cake.

how+to+make+cake+mix+taste+homemade.jpg

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15 minutes ago, AzzKikA said:

Deconstructed cake.

how+to+make+cake+mix+taste+homemade.jpg

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Sorry to correct but that is Pre-constructed cake.

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This is deconstructed cake.

cake punch smash punching flan


3 minutes ago, ManDee said:

Sorry to correct but that is Pre-constructed cake.

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This is deconstructed cake.

cake punch smash punching flan

nah, that's a destructed cake not deconstructed. but nice try and good vid

6 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

"Deconstructed latte" !!!!!!!!

Now I'm certain the world has gone mad.

Pretty soon they'll just bring a cow around the tables for you to milk and build your lattes !!

2 hours ago, ManDee said:

Sorry to correct but that is Pre-constructed cake.

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This is deconstructed cake.

cake punch smash punching flan

Yeah what DC said!

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this scammer is sooo dumb they forgot to ask me for money - lol

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From: Mrs. Marie A. S. Gbagbo

Address, Netherlands

+31852084332

12/07/2016

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Dearest,

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Greetings, I got your esteem contact out of desperate search for a reliable and trustworthy person. Am working with my father's directive I am the daughter of ex President Gbagbo, of (Republic of Cote d' Ivoire). My names are Marie Antoinette Singleton Gbagbo. In 2010 Presidential Election in (Republic of Cote d' Ivoire) there was a serious conflict between my father and the main opposition leader, Mr. Alassane Ouattara currently the President of (REPUBLIC OF COTE D' IVOIRE).

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The conflict resulted to my father's arrest, whom presently facing prosecution and awaiting trial under the United Nation for genocide at the International Criminal Court (ICC) Netherlands, while my mother, Simone Gbagbo is serving a 20 years jail term for what the government of (Republic of Cote d' Ivoire) said she had interference into the State Affair.

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Currently am in Netherlands because of my father first trial on Feb 3, 2016, my father told me privately that i should try and start building my spirit for the inevitable also gave me information of a security firm inย  Republic of Ghana, where he made deposit of huge amount and 50kg of Gold bars While he instructed that the funds should be invested properly in a profitable oriented investment of less tax which we will be entitle to 60% profit, while our investor/partner gets 40%ย  made after deduction of all taxes.

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Please if you find this letter offensive ignore it and accept my apology

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Warmest Regards,

Mrs. Marie A. S. Gbagbo

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1 minute ago, daisycutter said:

this scammer is sooo dumb they forgot to ask me for money - lol

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