It suddenly occured to me that the MFC must be having a very good season.

The subject of jumper colours has not been raised for weeks !

9 minutes ago, old dee said:

It suddenly occured to me that the MFC must be having a very good season.

The subject of jumper colours has not been raised for weeks !

patience, grasshopper

Just now, daisycutter said:

patience, grasshopper

Is that a green, blue or white one dc?

On ‎5‎/‎22‎/‎2016 at 10:40 AM, hemingway said:

You are such a compassionate and sensitive soul Biffen. Such thoughtful and caring words. 

I realise you are a man of the (other) world Ernie but may I caution you not to be sucked in by Biffen . You have only seen his better side.

15 hours ago, daisycutter said:

insurance? [censored] pansy. i think earl has been nqr since his ill-fated away trip to cuba. needs a week or three down at casey

Correct dc and there have been a number of setbacks since then.  I understand ( from a source within the Hood household) that he caught his man Hudson and the hirstute Conchita

 in flagrante delicto,  in a tub of steaming guava paste!

Little wonder he is unhinged.

18 hours ago, daisycutter said:

insurance? [censored] pansy. i think earl has been nqr since his ill-fated away trip to cuba. needs a week or three down at casey

That probably should read [censored] [censored] but I'm in a good mood today since my internet is w

10 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

I realise you are a man of the (other) world Ernie but may I caution you not to be sucked in by Biffen . You have only seen his better side.

Correct dc and there have been a number of setbacks since then.  I understand ( from a source within the Hood household) that he caught his man Hudson and the hirstute Conchita

 in flagrante delicto,  in a tub of steaming guava paste!

Little wonder he is unhinged.

BBO, I'm sure that will only add a premium to the price of the paste that Earl sells. 'New and improved massage paste as used by a randy butler and a housemaid. Limited edition. May contain traces of pubes and nuts'. Should bring out all the perves in the Fitzroy and Brunswick area. 

20 hours ago, bjDee said:

BBO, I'm sure that will only add a premium to the price of the paste that Earl sells. 'New and improved massage paste as used by a randy butler and a housemaid. Limited edition. May contain traces of pubes and nuts'. Should bring out all the perves in the Fitzroy and Brunswick area. 

That might have worked once bj but nowadays every manufacturer and business fears litigation.

I can't think of a worse choking hazard than a pube at the back of the throat.

12 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

That might have worked once bj but nowadays every manufacturer and business fears litigation.

I can't think of a worse choking hazard than a pube at the back of the throat.

Never stopped you before...

2 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

That might have worked once bj but nowadays every manufacturer and business fears litigation.

I can't think of a worse choking hazard than a pube at the back of the throat.

bitters you are intelligent and clearly a man of interesting and varied tastes and behaviours but you do let yourself down by dropping your normally high moral standards that I would normally associate with others. Why do you do this? Some may think you have a personality disorder although I suspect you are tired at the end of a busy day and just enjoy an old fashioned stir by making outrageous comments that are  often in bad taste and unbecoming of a MFC supporter. Of course I suspect that many turn to this page just to read your comments and blatant exhibitionism which encourages your perverse comments. I am one of those readers that is intrigued by your madness!

9 hours ago, hemingway said:

bitters you are intelligent and clearly a man of interesting and varied tastes and behaviours but you do let yourself down by dropping your normally high moral standards that I would normally associate with others. Why do you do this? Some may think you have a personality disorder although I suspect you are tired at the end of a busy day and just enjoy an old fashioned stir by making outrageous comments that are  often in bad taste and unbecoming of a MFC supporter. Of course I suspect that many turn to this page just to read your comments and blatant exhibitionism which encourages your perverse comments. I am one of those readers that is intrigued by your madness!

ernest, there is no need to fan bbo's vanity with such eloquent praise, his head is big enough as it is,

So ..... Egypt  is off I gather. This was probably only ever a pyramid scheme version of a travel scam anyway .

Edited May 25, 20169 yr by beelzebub

1 hour ago, daisycutter said:

ernest, there is no need to fan bbo's vanity with such eloquent praise, his head is big enough as it is,

It is not what I said but left unsaid Daisy, you know the iceberg!

On 23 May 2016 at 11:41 PM, bjDee said:

BBO, I'm sure that will only add a premium to the price of the paste that Earl sells. 'New and improved massage paste as used by a randy butler and a housemaid. Limited edition. May contain traces of pubes and nuts'. Should bring out all the perves in the Fitzroy and Brunswick area. 

Please enough of all this wild conjecture. I will state categorically that all the products in  the Hood Institute of Wellness range of health products are 100% HACCP certified, that includes my "essence of guava" that is proven to reverse male pattern baldness and my special guava paste, krill and Horney Goat Weed formula that is proven to improve your skin, memory function and male sexual performance! 

And yes to quell the scurrilous rumours that are circulating there was an incident involving one of our guava paste production units. This is part of an ongoing investigation so cannot comment further, only to add that Hudson has decided to take up an opportunity in our Havana office as of last week. 

6 minutes ago, Earl Hood said:

Please enough of all this wild conjecture. I will state categorically that all the products in  the Hood Institute of Wellness range of health products are 100% HACCP certified, that includes my "essence of guava" that is proven to reverse male pattern baldness and my special guava paste, krill and Horney Goat Weed formula that is proven to improve your skin, memory function and male sexual performance! 

And yes to quell the scurrilous rumours that are circulating there was an incident involving one of our guava paste production units. This is part of an ongoing investigation so cannot comment further, only to add that Hudson has decided to take up an opportunity in our Havana office as of last week. 

You should get guerra to promote the guava. Has a certain ring to it

11 minutes ago, small but forward said:

You should get guerra to promote the guava. Has a certain ring to it

yeah  yeah ...... NAH !!!

1 hour ago, small but forward said:

You should get guerra to promote the guava. Has a certain ring to it

Accompanied by Lady Gaga and Belinda Carlisle?

'Guerra goes Gaga and Gogo over Guava'

Edited May 25, 20169 yr by bjDee
Wrong singer / group

On ‎5‎/‎24‎/‎2016 at 10:58 PM, hemingway said:

bitters you are intelligent and clearly a man of interesting and varied tastes and behaviours but you do let yourself down by dropping your normally high moral standards that I would normally associate with others. Why do you do this? Some may think you have a personality disorder although I suspect you are tired at the end of a busy day and just enjoy an old fashioned stir by making outrageous comments that are  often in bad taste and unbecoming of a MFC supporter. Of course I suspect that many turn to this page just to read your comments and blatant exhibitionism which encourages your perverse comments. I am one of those readers that is intrigued by your madness!

Wow Ernie!! Praise from the man who gives the term "ghost writer" real meaning. I was so chuffed I think I cried more than when I watched "Shane" the other night on Fox.

On ‎5‎/‎24‎/‎2016 at 8:36 AM, daisycutter said:

ernest, there is no need to fan bbo's vanity with such eloquent praise, his head is big enough as it is,

Have no fear dc my arrogance and conceit knows no bounds.

22 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Wow Ernie!! Praise from the man who gives the term "ghost writer" real meaning. I was so chuffed I think I cried more than when I watched "Shane" the other night on Fox.

Have no fear dc my arrogance and conceit knows no bounds.

Bitters are you a creation of social media or the real deal? I like to think the latter. Funny when I typed in latter it came up with Katter!

2 minutes ago, hemingway said:

Bitters are you a creation of social media or the real deal? I like to think the latter. Funny when I typed in latter it came up with Katter!

Do you know Ernie dland is the closest I get to social media. I suppose that is sad because it means millions of children are denied my guidance.

Katter !!!  FMD not Bob Katter!!!

12 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Do you know Ernie dland is the closest I get to social media. I suppose that is sad because it means millions of children are denied my guidance.

Katter !!!  FMD not Bob Katter!!!

No Bitters that would be insulting to compare you with the Mad Hatter. 

1 minute ago, hemingway said:

No Bitters that would be insulting to compare you with the Mad Hatter. 

picket, on the other hand......... 

8 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

picket, on the other hand......... 

Now it's one thing for a dead [censored] to make judgements - death gives you kudos. However an old shagger like yourself dc has no moral standing.

Just now, Bitter but optimistic said:

Now it's one thing for a dead [censored] to make judgements - death gives you kudos. However an old shagger like yourself dc has no moral standing.

don't need morals to recognise a lunatic, bitters

2 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

don't need morals to recognise a lunatic, bitters

Fair point dc.

Just now, Bitter but optimistic said:

Fair point dc.

besides, the ghost who walks never dies, bbo, get used to it