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The No T$ No B$ Thread

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Just ran into former Demon Director Ross Mitchell, the brother of 3AW's Neil Mitchell. Ross now lives on the Gold Coast and still follows the Dees. Like most of us, he likes what he is seeing at the club and is hopeful of a return to regular finals for us.

 
On 23 January 2016 at 9:31 PM, old dee said:

Just finished a banana ice cream probably no  banana in it but tasted fabulous.

just finished a home made guava paste smoothie but being honest, it was rubbish!

 

 

 

3 hours ago, Earl Hood said:

just finished a home made guava paste smoothie but being honest, it was rubbish!

 

 

 

Surely Earl Hood, your circumstances are not so reduced that you cannot afford a new cook?

 
On 23/01/2016 at 4:00 PM, pineapple dee said:

Personally speaking GP, I couldn't give a rat's hat about your welfare.

BBO you do know your not allowed to have two accounts in this forum?

5 hours ago, DemonFrog said:

BBO you do know your not allowed to have two accounts in this forum?

Two clever comments in 3 days Fl ogg er! The world as I know seems to be leaving me behind!


8 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Two clever comments in 3 days Fl ogg er! The world as I know seems to be leaving me behind!

that's what you get, bbo, for not having 5 toilets

On 23/1/2016 at 7:00 PM, pineapple dee said:

Personally speaking GP, I couldn't give a rat's hat about your welfare.

Knowing how very dearly you hold onto those rat's hats, I'm flattered.

Thank you from the bottom of my heart.

1 hour ago, daisycutter said:

that's what you get, bbo, for not having 5 toilets

Have the five is just starting to show results.

Two likes from BBO in three days, WOW!

 
8 hours ago, DemonFrog said:

BBO you do know your not allowed to have two accounts in this forum?

Very good Toady. Have you had a personality transplant lately?

BBO and I are different beasts I assure you.  I only aspire to a handful of BBO's proclivities and tendencies. We are as one in our love of the dees though.


BTW I'm sure you will all have noted Biffen's extended absence from Dland. Well really I suppose no one GAF!! However, it has not been possible to contact him of late and I hold grave fears!!

2 hours ago, pineapple dee said:

BBO and I are different beasts I assure you.  I only aspire to a handful of BBO's proclivities and tendencies. We are as one in our love of the dees though.

There is strong written evidence that BBO is in fact PD.

IMO the above comment only strengthens this view.

 

3 hours ago, Moonshadow said:

Very good Toady. Have you had a personality transplant lately?

There is no shame in have some real man love for the Frog there Mr Moon.

After all we both love to eat bananas and support the once mighty Dees!

3 minutes ago, DemonFrog said:

There is strong written evidence that BBO is in fact PD.

IMO the above comment only strengthens this view.

 

BBO, do we both have to appear in the same room to dispel this particular myth??? If so you will have to buy me a drink too.


A banana daiquiri will be fine. 

18 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Surely Earl Hood, your circumstances are not so reduced that you cannot afford a new cook?

BBO For the record I don't have a cook, I have a three hat chief and it was his day off but that is irrelevant in this case. I am experimenting with guava paste to see how I can market this new taste sensation from the Carribean! On My recent trade mission to aid Cuba I thought I signed off on regular consignments of Cuban bananas, but the paperwork was in Spanish and I may have confused things somewhat. Anyway I am now receiving container loads of guava paste instead from the Communists. Who would have thought they would be so efficient? 

In response I am working on guava paste coffee at this point in time and I am also in fruitful discussions with Swisse multivitamins as I am sure my regular intake of guava paste recently has improved my backhand. That could be a big seller! 

Back home to discover the young ferrets have been remiss in not maintaining the banana stocks. Off to shops soon to correct the situation.

And wtf is going on with Avo's ?? 

10 minutes ago, beelzebub said:

Back home to discover the young ferrets have been remiss in not maintaining the banana stocks. Off to shops soon to correct the situation.

And wtf is going on with Avo's ?? 

Welcome back to the real world bb. Avo's are in short supply however there are plenty of Bananas

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When is the next training session in Melbourne? Presume it's after the tennis has finished.


1 hour ago, Redleg said:

When is the next training session in Melbourne? Presume it's after the tennis has finished.

Good question nothing on MFC site.

I am off across the ditch on Friday Looking forward to trying their South American bananas.

Not much happening at present still only a few days and Tennis will be finished and then footy will back at the top of the media pops again.

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On 1/25/2016 at 9:09 AM, Redleg said:

When is the next training session in Melbourne? Presume it's after the tennis has finished.

They were training on Gosch's Paddock when I rode past this morning ... 

 
On 1/25/2016 at 9:06 PM, Earl Hood said:

BBO For the record I don't have a cook, I have a three hat chief and it was his day off but that is irrelevant in this case. I am experimenting with guava paste to see how I can market this new taste sensation from the Carribean! On My recent trade mission to aid Cuba I thought I signed off on regular consignments of Cuban bananas, but the paperwork was in Spanish and I may have confused things somewhat. Anyway I am now receiving container loads of guava paste instead from the Communists. Who would have thought they would be so efficient? 

In response I am working on guava paste coffee at this point in time and I am also in fruitful discussions with Swisse multivitamins as I am sure my regular intake of guava paste recently has improved my backhand. That could be a big seller! 

Perhaps you may be restricting yourself looking only only at culinary use.

As suggested Im sure there are some healing properties that the gullible/expert specialist Essendon football club people could explore, and of course the confusion with paperwork suits  their administrative model perfectly. 

alternatively you may find there is a market as a new age digital lubrication device a suitably vague term that can attract folk from our diminishing manufacturing industries,  motoring enthusiasts or the sex industry. Or perhaps it can be  perceived by some as worthy of a grant as part of our innovation nation capacity to re-engineer.

On 1/25/2016 at 10:32 AM, old dee said:

Good question nothing on MFC site.

There is now: 

Friday 29 January - Casey Fields - 9:30am
Monday 1 February - Gosch's Paddock - 1:45pm
 


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