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8 minutes ago, pineapple dee said:

You're a better man than me bitters. My wife would say the only thing that makes me a handyman is that I live in the same house. I am useful with left handed screwdrivers though.

No shame in that pineapple - I'm a better man than most. Just imagine if I started one of those tweetering accounts!! Lord only knows how many followers I'd attract!!

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    35 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    Have you lost your marbles Red!! A fellow could get a jolly good flogging for getting out of step as it were.

    In any event, my stocks are very high atm!! Good old bitters the handyman managed to repair the squeeze's precious coffee machine!

    So you are handy with the Nespresso machines. You are a man of many talents. 

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    4 minutes ago, Redleg said:

    So you are handy with the Nespresso machines. You are a man of many talents. 

    It's a Breville, but otherwise and in all modesty, I agree with you Red.

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    47 minutes ago, Redleg said:

    So you are handy with the Nespresso machines. You are a man of many talents. 

    I don't think that is in question Mr. Leg.

    However some of them may not be desirable in a polite society.

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    42 minutes ago, old dee said:

    I don't think that is in question Mr. Leg.

    However some of them may not be desirable in a polite society.

    Well it takes all types.

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    1 hour ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    No shame in that pineapple - I'm a better man than most. Just imagine if I started one of those tweetering accounts!! Lord only knows how many followers I'd attract!!

    Mostly deviates, crooks, charlatans and po rn industry types, I'd imagine. Lucky bloke

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    2 hours ago, old dee said:

    I don't think that is in question Mr. Leg.

    However some of them may not be desirable in a polite society.

    Since when is Demonland polite society? :lol::) (present company excepted, of course :wacko:)

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    17 hours ago, Red and Bluebeard said:

    Since when is Demonland polite society? :lol::) (present company excepted, of course :wacko:)

    It is polite society on this thread,unlike some others, where the abuse is so unedifying. 

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    41 minutes ago, Redleg said:

    It is polite society on this thread,unlike some others, where the abuse is so unedifying. 

    Agree. That's why I often come to this thread to find out what's going on at Melbourne.

    I always get a polite response and people are always so concerned about my welfare.

     

     

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    4 hours ago, Redleg said:

    It is polite society on this thread,unlike some others, where the abuse is so unedifying. 

    Oh I did not know BBO has been banned again!

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    2 hours ago, DemonFrog said:

    Oh I did not know BBO has been banned again!

    Very funny Fl  ogg  er!! As a reward, I shall be kind to you for the rest of today.

    Edited by Bitter but optimistic
    typo

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    7 hours ago, The Great Pretender said:

    Agree. That's why I often come to this thread to find out what's going on at Melbourne.

    I always get a polite response and people are always so concerned about my welfare.

     

     

    Speaking of which, how are you?

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    7 hours ago, The Great Pretender said:

    Agree. That's why I often come to this thread to find out what's going on at Melbourne.

    I always get a polite response and people are always so concerned about my welfare.

     

     

    Personally speaking GP, I couldn't give a rat's hat about your welfare.

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    Just finished a banana ice cream probably no  banana in it but tasted fabulous.

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    Just ran into former Demon Director Ross Mitchell, the brother of 3AW's Neil Mitchell. Ross now lives on the Gold Coast and still follows the Dees. Like most of us, he likes what he is seeing at the club and is hopeful of a return to regular finals for us.

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    On 23 January 2016 at 9:31 PM, old dee said:

    Just finished a banana ice cream probably no  banana in it but tasted fabulous.

    just finished a home made guava paste smoothie but being honest, it was rubbish!

     

     

     

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    3 hours ago, Earl Hood said:

    just finished a home made guava paste smoothie but being honest, it was rubbish!

     

     

     

    Surely Earl Hood, your circumstances are not so reduced that you cannot afford a new cook?

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    On 23/01/2016 at 4:00 PM, pineapple dee said:

    Personally speaking GP, I couldn't give a rat's hat about your welfare.

    BBO you do know your not allowed to have two accounts in this forum?

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    5 hours ago, DemonFrog said:

    BBO you do know your not allowed to have two accounts in this forum?

    Two clever comments in 3 days Fl ogg er! The world as I know seems to be leaving me behind!

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    8 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    Two clever comments in 3 days Fl ogg er! The world as I know seems to be leaving me behind!

    that's what you get, bbo, for not having 5 toilets

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    On 23/1/2016 at 7:00 PM, pineapple dee said:

    Personally speaking GP, I couldn't give a rat's hat about your welfare.

    Knowing how very dearly you hold onto those rat's hats, I'm flattered.

    Thank you from the bottom of my heart.

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    1 hour ago, daisycutter said:

    that's what you get, bbo, for not having 5 toilets

    Have the five is just starting to show results.

    Two likes from BBO in three days, WOW!

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    8 hours ago, DemonFrog said:

    BBO you do know your not allowed to have two accounts in this forum?

    Very good Toady. Have you had a personality transplant lately?

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    BBO and I are different beasts I assure you.  I only aspire to a handful of BBO's proclivities and tendencies. We are as one in our love of the dees though.

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