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The No T$ No B$ Thread

Redleg
in Melbourne Demons

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9 hours ago, Demonstrate said:

I'm really sad to learn this. Although not a poster I do get many a laugh with all the drivle on here and Jazza with the woes of milking and trying to give up his smokes was always cause for BBO to admonish and chide. Very sad indeed. It's funny how you have all become so familiar to me. ?

Why not come and join us as a regular poster.

But remember to never say a bad word about bananas, as there are some amongst us who know certain people. 

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    12 minutes ago, DemonFrog said:

    Why not come and join us as a regular poster.

    But remember to never say a bad word about bananas, as there are some amongst us who know certain people. 

    Don't lie Toady. You know no one. Mainly because you reside in a place with 7 toilets

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    Just now, Moonshadow said:

    Don't lie Toady. You know no one. Mainly because you reside in a place with 7 toilets

    3 +2 = 5

    Did someone fail maths?

     

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    Just now, Redleg said:

    Disease threatens the commercial banana industry

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    December 6, 2015 - 8:29AM
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    Read more: http://www.theage.com.au/world/disease-threatens-the-commercial-banana-20151205-glgh1y.html#ixzz3tV7cbBzO 
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    Oh no!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Close our borders and don't let it in

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    1 hour ago, Redleg said:

    Had a great banana smoothie at Little Oak, in Waverley Road East Malvern, this morning.

    I feel uplifted.

    i had a down-sized banana for breakfast, red

    thought it only right at my age to contribute something back to the economy

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    6 hours ago, Redleg said:

    Yes we grow on you, on this thread. We sort of cluster together like a bunch of bananas.

     

     

    You banging on again about your body woes Red?

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    9 hours ago, Redleg said:

    Disease threatens the commercial banana industry

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    December 6, 2015 - 8:29AM
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    Read more: http://www.theage.com.au/world/disease-threatens-the-commercial-banana-20151205-glgh1y.html#ixzz3tV7cbBzO 
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    Oh no!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    It is clearly time for a grow-your-own bananas movement. I am sure BBO can donate alpaca droppings for fertiliser ... :lol::lol:

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    13 hours ago, Redleg said:

    Yes we grow on you, on this thread. We sort of cluster together like a bunch of bananas.

     

     

    Bananas are a bit too straight compared to most of us, Redleg :lol::blink::P

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    11 hours ago, Red and Bluebeard said:

    Bananas are a bit too straight compared to most of us, Redleg :lol::blink::P

    Speak for yourself R and B

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    On 12/5/2015, 12:23:26, Biffen said:

    Searching for inspiration?

    I think we can rule out constipation. Although I believe that is dependant on how many bananas in the smoothie for Red.

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    25 minutes ago, old dee said:

    Speak for yourself R and B

    he might have been bending the truth a bit eh ? :rolleyes:

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    21 hours ago, DemonFrog said:

    3 +2 = 5

    Did someone fail maths?

     

    You must have a huge rrrse or rediculous incontinence if you require 5 toilets. 

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    49 minutes ago, old dee said:

    Speak for yourself R and B

    As always, OD :lol:

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    24 minutes ago, beelzebub said:

    he might have been bending the truth a bit eh ? :rolleyes:

    Most of our bananas do come from Queensland ... :lol::mad:

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    11 minutes ago, Red and Bluebeard said:

    Most of our bananas do come from Queensland ... :lol::mad:

    Very Good point and we know what Queenslanders are like!

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    35 minutes ago, Moonshadow said:

    You must have a huge rrrse or rediculous incontinence if you require 5 toilets. 

    A man needs a place or two to think and solve the worlds problems.

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    Today it has been announce that the Melbourne Tigers Basketball club will field a team in the SEABL in 2016.

    This is the first step for the "Tigers" to return to the NBL at some point down the track.

    I and a lot of others will once again have a team to support in 2016 and beyond.

    "Go Tigers"

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    52 minutes ago, old dee said:

    Today it has been announce that the Melbourne Tigers Basketball club will field a team in the SEABL in 2016.

    This is the first step for the "Tigers" to return to the NBL at some point down the track.

    I and a lot of others will once again have a team to support in 2016 and beyond.

    "Go Tigers"

    Ummm.... "Go Melbourne Tigers" :lol::unsure:

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    2 minutes ago, Red and Bluebeard said:

    Ummm.... "Go Melbourne Tigers" :lol::unsure:

    Yes my error

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    On ‎4‎/‎12‎/‎2015‎ ‎6‎:‎44‎:‎57‎, Moonshadow said:

    Yes, I recall you being 'correct' post after post after post one grand final a couple of years ago. Not your finest moment Clint, well worth the sabbatical. 

    Unlike yourself I like to move on Moon! You are probably still wallowing in the glory days... of the 1940'S!

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    On ‎6‎/‎12‎/‎2015‎ ‎12‎:‎24‎:‎16‎, Redleg said:

    Had a great banana smoothie at Little Oak, in Waverley Road East Malvern, this morning.

    I feel uplifted.

    Make my own most mornings red, with a bit of yoghurt and red and blue berries!

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    6 hours ago, old dee said:

    Today it has been announce that the Melbourne Tigers Basketball club will field a team in the SEABL in 2016.

    This is the first step for the "Tigers" to return to the NBL at some point down the track.

    I and a lot of others will once again have a team to support in 2016 and beyond.

    "Go Tigers"

    Go Wild Cats!!!!!!

    Now that is too much basketball excitement for one day.

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    Anyone else see the ACDC stage bathed in red & blue during Hells Bells? 

    The last time I was Etihad was against the Giants.

     

    Both good memories

     

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    Todays has started well Muesli, Banana and yohurt followed by a nice filtered Coffee.

    Oh and I have not seen a negative MFC story in weeks and we are still undefeated.

    Life can be good most days.

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