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The No T$ No B$ Thread

Redleg
in Melbourne Demons

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1 minute ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

See above. God has intervened!

Why does GOD hate Frogs?

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    Just now, Moonshadow said:

    Next you'll be inviting Toady out to a counter meal lunch.

    Yeah, sure you are reformed Bitters.

    Wont be long before the mods crash your No BS party.

    that's most unkind of you moonie

    i expected you of all people would be thrilled at bitters' rehabilitation

    everyone (well most) deserves a second chance (or 52nd chance)

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    i think, bbo, that biffo sold you the wrong supplement. nothing new there of course

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    2 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

    that's most unkind of you moonie

    i expected you of all people would be thrilled at bitters' rehabilitation

    everyone (well most) deserves a second chance (or 52nd chance)

    Bitters rehabilitation would require more than 52 opportunities I fear dc. Incarceration at a forceful rehab facility would be his best bet, possibly involving daily floggings.

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    Nice to see you have returned from your forced enternmemt in the Cooler BBO

    I hope todays hot sun did not shatter your Retinas after being in darkness

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    I think I tasted Cobalt in my vitamin tablet this morning.

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    How come my status is a Member, when I used to be a Life member?

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    31 minutes ago, Redleg said:

    How come my status is a Member, when I used to be a Life member?

    Sorry Red but we simply had too many.

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    33 minutes ago, Redleg said:

    How come my status is a Member, when I used to be a Life member?

    i notice bbo's says country member

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    After a five year hiatus in the wilderness I'm ready for the big league at demonland via the rookie draft!

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    57 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

    i notice bbo's says country member

    Oh ok, if no one else will.

    "Yeah, I remember"

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    14 hours ago, DemonFrog said:

    Is it just me or does this site need more red and blue?

    Or maybe a little less green??:P

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    12 hours ago, Demoneyes said:

    What's happening gentlemen? It's been a while but I have been enjoying life and it's good! Nice to know the same old shite is frequenting this site! :wacko: 

    Hey Crint!  What's the story?

    Been away filming some spaghetti westerns again with Bud Spencer and Terence Hill?

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    Alas, BBO has been found out. His short lived cameo has been deleted from this thread and the ban reintroduced with a one day extension.

    Wonder how his application to become a moderator went...

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    9 minutes ago, Moonshadow said:

    Alas, BBO has been found out. His short lived cameo has been deleted from this thread and the ban reintroduced with a one day extension.

    Wonder how his application to become a moderator went...

    how do you know all this stuff moonie? are you some kind of spy or on the mgmt payroll?

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    54 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

    how do you know all this stuff moonie? are you some kind of spy or on the mgmt payroll?

    I taught Julian Assange everything he knows dc. Watch out....

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    1 hour ago, Moonshadow said:

    I taught Julian Assange everything he knows dc. Watch out....

    Didn't know there was an Ecuadorean Embassy within D'land. 

    Had to LOL re BBO. It's like a scene out of Cool Hand Luke, where Luke does a runner and lives it up, but gets hauled back in by the law and put in the solitary confinement box. 

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    I was so depressed about being correct on so many occasions that I took a sabbatical! I have been drinking, loving life and enjoying the 69 virgins!

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    11 minutes ago, Demoneyes said:

    I was so depressed about being correct on so many occasions that I took a sabbatical! I have been drinking, loving life and enjoying the 69 virgins!

    Yes, I recall you being 'correct' post after post after post one grand final a couple of years ago. Not your finest moment Clint, well worth the sabbatical. 

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    On 03/12/2015, 22:46:55, Tilbrooktorpedo said:

    After a five year hiatus in the wilderness I'm ready for the big league at demonland via the rookie draft!

    Welcome! But remember that rookies are on a modified program in their first pre-season, so there is no burden of expectation for at least 12 months  ... :):lol:

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    On 2 December 2015 6:32:57 pm, daisycutter said:

    ah yes, earl. the cartel have many "vacuum cleaner" franchises. be careful and make sure you always have an exit strategy

    btw did you catch up with any of your knights hospitallers' mates

    None of them here that I can see DC. You thinking of Malta? 

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    14 hours ago, Demoneyes said:

    I was so depressed about being correct on so many occasions that I took a sabbatical! I have been drinking, loving life and enjoying the 69 virgins!

    Welcome back Crint,

    We've missed you like piles.

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    3 hours ago, Earl Hood said:

    None of them here that I can see DC. You thinking of Malta? 

    no,no. they run the place. have done for centuries. it was their bolt hole after the persecutions

    of course they don't advertise, but i must have been mistaken thinking you were privy....oh well, just enjoy the cigars then.

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    Just back from a Colonoscopy, boy would I love a good banana smoothie.

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    47 minutes ago, Redleg said:

    Just back from a Colonoscopy, boy would I love a good banana smoothie.

    Ughh....Thanks for sharing (not)

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