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57 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

i notice bbo's says country member

Oh ok, if no one else will.

"Yeah, I remember"

 
14 hours ago, DemonFrog said:

Is it just me or does this site need more red and blue?

Or maybe a little less green??:P

12 hours ago, Demoneyes said:

What's happening gentlemen? It's been a while but I have been enjoying life and it's good! Nice to know the same old shite is frequenting this site! :wacko: 

Hey Crint!  What's the story?

Been away filming some spaghetti westerns again with Bud Spencer and Terence Hill?

 

Alas, BBO has been found out. His short lived cameo has been deleted from this thread and the ban reintroduced with a one day extension.

Wonder how his application to become a moderator went...

9 minutes ago, Moonshadow said:

Alas, BBO has been found out. His short lived cameo has been deleted from this thread and the ban reintroduced with a one day extension.

Wonder how his application to become a moderator went...

how do you know all this stuff moonie? are you some kind of spy or on the mgmt payroll?


54 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

how do you know all this stuff moonie? are you some kind of spy or on the mgmt payroll?

I taught Julian Assange everything he knows dc. Watch out....

1 hour ago, Moonshadow said:

I taught Julian Assange everything he knows dc. Watch out....

Didn't know there was an Ecuadorean Embassy within D'land. 

Had to LOL re BBO. It's like a scene out of Cool Hand Luke, where Luke does a runner and lives it up, but gets hauled back in by the law and put in the solitary confinement box. 

I was so depressed about being correct on so many occasions that I took a sabbatical! I have been drinking, loving life and enjoying the 69 virgins!

 
11 minutes ago, Demoneyes said:

I was so depressed about being correct on so many occasions that I took a sabbatical! I have been drinking, loving life and enjoying the 69 virgins!

Yes, I recall you being 'correct' post after post after post one grand final a couple of years ago. Not your finest moment Clint, well worth the sabbatical. 

On 03/12/2015, 22:46:55, Tilbrooktorpedo said:

After a five year hiatus in the wilderness I'm ready for the big league at demonland via the rookie draft!

Welcome! But remember that rookies are on a modified program in their first pre-season, so there is no burden of expectation for at least 12 months  ... :):lol:


On 2 December 2015 6:32:57 pm, daisycutter said:

ah yes, earl. the cartel have many "vacuum cleaner" franchises. be careful and make sure you always have an exit strategy

btw did you catch up with any of your knights hospitallers' mates

None of them here that I can see DC. You thinking of Malta? 

14 hours ago, Demoneyes said:

I was so depressed about being correct on so many occasions that I took a sabbatical! I have been drinking, loving life and enjoying the 69 virgins!

Welcome back Crint,

We've missed you like piles.

3 hours ago, Earl Hood said:

None of them here that I can see DC. You thinking of Malta? 

no,no. they run the place. have done for centuries. it was their bolt hole after the persecutions

of course they don't advertise, but i must have been mistaken thinking you were privy....oh well, just enjoy the cigars then.

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Just back from a Colonoscopy, boy would I love a good banana smoothie.

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47 minutes ago, Redleg said:

Just back from a Colonoscopy, boy would I love a good banana smoothie.

Ughh....Thanks for sharing (not)


56 minutes ago, Redleg said:

Just back from a Colonoscopy, boy would I love a good banana smoothie.

Searching for inspiration?

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8 minutes ago, Biffen said:

Searching for inspiration?

What is it with Doctors and my backside, I have a Prostate examination in February.

I need to think about Footy.

4 minutes ago, Redleg said:

What is it with Doctors and my backside, I have a Prostate examination in February.

I need to think about Footy.

Are you making an arsse of yourself again Red?

34 minutes ago, Redleg said:

What is it with Doctors and my backside, I have a Prostate examination in February.

I need to think about Footy.

Thanks  for sharing 

19 hours ago, Demoneyes said:

I was so depressed about being correct on so many occasions....

You sure you're not my wife???


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4 hours ago, Moonshadow said:

Are you making an arsse of yourself again Red?

Apparently.

On 3 December 2015 at 10:34:40 AM, daisycutter said:

folks, sadly jazza passed away a while ago. he can't post any more but i'm sure he's a regular lurker here and follows the dees passionately.

I'm really sad to learn this. Although not a poster I do get many a laugh with all the drivle on here and Jazza with the woes of milking and trying to give up his smokes was always cause for BBO to admonish and chide. Very sad indeed. It's funny how you have all become so familiar to me. ?

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6 hours ago, Demonstrate said:

I'm really sad to learn this. Although not a poster I do get many a laugh with all the drivle on here and Jazza with the woes of milking and trying to give up his smokes was always cause for BBO to admonish and chide. Very sad indeed. It's funny how you have all become so familiar to me. ?

Yes we grow on you, on this thread. We sort of cluster together like a bunch of bananas.

 

 

 

It's great to see OD has regained his old faith in the Dees for 2016.

:pj::roos:

Love the new emotes

 

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Had a great banana smoothie at Little Oak, in Waverley Road East Malvern, this morning.

I feel uplifted.


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