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The No T$ No B$ Thread

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2 hours ago, Red and Bluebeard said:

Yeah, definitely. More beards, too. :lol: 

We need a comeback from jazza, as well. 

I heard a rumour that he wanted his team to play finals next season, so he joined the Hawks.

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folks, sadly jazza passed away a while ago. he can't post any more but i'm sure he's a regular lurker here and follows the dees passionately.

30 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

folks, sadly jazza passed away a while ago. he can't post any more but i'm sure he's a regular lurker here and follows the dees passionately.

Very sorry to hear it. I miss the old bugger!

 

1 hour ago, Redleg said:

I don't like the new format.

It needs more red and blue but the banner has gone which is a big improvement. 

2 hours ago, daisycutter said:

folks, sadly jazza passed away a while ago. he can't post any more but i'm sure he's a regular lurker here and follows the dees passionately.

This is very said news indeed.

He will be missed as he was a great contributor to this site.

 

2 hours ago, daisycutter said:

folks, sadly jazza passed away a while ago. he can't post any more but i'm sure he's a regular lurker here and follows the dees passionately.

Oh wow. Jazza was good value.

it is a weird feeling when you know someone, but you don't passes away.

Hopefully Jazza has a good spot on The Demon Cloud with the clan.. 

 

 

1 minute ago, Oliver Sholem said:

What am I doing here?

Dunno....did we wake you up Van Winkl.e ?

What's happening gentlemen? It's been a while but I have been enjoying life and it's good! Nice to know the same old shite is frequenting this site! :wacko: 

3 hours ago, Oliver Sholem said:

What am I doing here?

Typing?

What am I doing here?

 

BBO, you are back!

What happened to your month of rehab?


1 minute ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

See above. God has intervened!

Why does GOD hate Frogs?

Just now, Moonshadow said:

Next you'll be inviting Toady out to a counter meal lunch.

Yeah, sure you are reformed Bitters.

Wont be long before the mods crash your No BS party.

that's most unkind of you moonie

i expected you of all people would be thrilled at bitters' rehabilitation

everyone (well most) deserves a second chance (or 52nd chance)

i think, bbo, that biffo sold you the wrong supplement. nothing new there of course

2 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

that's most unkind of you moonie

i expected you of all people would be thrilled at bitters' rehabilitation

everyone (well most) deserves a second chance (or 52nd chance)

Bitters rehabilitation would require more than 52 opportunities I fear dc. Incarceration at a forceful rehab facility would be his best bet, possibly involving daily floggings.

Nice to see you have returned from your forced enternmemt in the Cooler BBO

I hope todays hot sun did not shatter your Retinas after being in darkness


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I think I tasted Cobalt in my vitamin tablet this morning.

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How come my status is a Member, when I used to be a Life member?

31 minutes ago, Redleg said:

How come my status is a Member, when I used to be a Life member?

Sorry Red but we simply had too many.

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33 minutes ago, Redleg said:

How come my status is a Member, when I used to be a Life member?

i notice bbo's says country member

After a five year hiatus in the wilderness I'm ready for the big league at demonland via the rookie draft!


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