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I handle complaints on the 29th Feb every year except when I take a break for the Olympics.

don't worry, biffo. i'll just on-sell it to stuie. he'll probably want to frame it for his man-den

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    don't worry, biffo. i'll just on-sell it to stuie. he'll probably want to frame it for his man-den

    To hang next to his whistle blower appreciation certificates

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    Strange day for footy...

    Pike retires from the Swans a year before his contract is out and then takes up the senior coaching gig at the Crows. They transition fast these days.

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    Strange day for footy...

    Pike retires from the Swans a year before his contract is out and then takes up the senior coaching gig at the Crows. They transition fast these days.

    Moons I think you should go to bed its obviously been a long day for you!

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    Saturday 45

    The Colt 45 was a hand gun, popular in the wild west. A colt, this time a horse, owned by friends of mine, won its Group 1 last start and runs in the Toorak handicap today, another group 1. Its name is Stratum Star.

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    Whadda We Sing was on his way to Caulfield today if he could remember where he left his car last night.

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    Finished 3rd and paid $2.80 for the place.

    When does it run next Redleg?

    In the Mackinnon on Derby Day.

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    No offense to the people who live there but it's a bit of a way down in the world from Toorak to McKinnon, isn't it?

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    Help this is surely domestic violence, I have contacted Lifeline but they are not interested. I come home after a hard day on the course expecting dinner and what do I get? Well yes dinner was very edible but SWMBO had set up multiple streaming devices of the Hawthorn Best and Fairest Count that is happening tonight! Our smart television, her laptop and iPad all streaming Clarko's eulogy to a threepeat that had me puking when he mentioned the efforts of Neita, Bruce and Yze! There was no where to hide in our modest, yet tasteful apartment.

    This is spouse abuse surely? At last count Gibbo has been overtaken by Cyril in the B&F as if anyone wanted to know.

    This is all payback for my refusing to pay $200 to accompany SWMBO to the GF to watch another one sided flogging.

    Edited by Earl Hood

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    Help this is surely domestic violence, I have contacted Lifeline but they are not interested. I come home after a hard day on the course expecting dinner and what do I get? Well yes dinner was very edible but SWMBO had set up multiple streaming devices of the Hawthorn Best and Fairest Count that is happening tonight! Our smart television, her laptop and iPad all streaming Clarko's eulogy to a threepeat that had me puking when he mentioned the efforts of Neita, Bruce and Yze! There was no where to hide in our modest, yet tasteful apartment.

    This is spouse abuse surely? At last count Gibbo has been overtaken by Cyril in the B&F as if anyone wanted to know.

    This is all payback for my refusing to pay $200 to accompany SWMBO to the GF to watch another one sided flogging.

    I'm sure there is a lawyer in the house here who can help you out in a divorce Earl. Demonland's own Danny Divuto, so to speak.

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    Help this is surely domestic violence, I have contacted Lifeline but they are not interested. I come home after a hard day on the course expecting dinner and what do I get? Well yes dinner was very edible but SWMBO had set up multiple streaming devices of the Hawthorn Best and Fairest Count that is happening tonight! Our smart television, her laptop and iPad all streaming Clarko's eulogy to a threepeat that had me puking when he mentioned the efforts of Neita, Bruce and Yze! There was no where to hide in our modest, yet tasteful apartment.

    This is spouse abuse surely? At last count Gibbo has been overtaken by Cyril in the B&F as if anyone wanted to know.

    This is all payback for my refusing to pay $200 to accompany SWMBO to the GF to watch another one sided flogging.

    Gibbo has won the B&F for your info. You know the roving third man up in the back Iine that has had zilch pressure on it all year. And now I have to hear that they are giving all the accolades to Yze, the backline mastermind! Sorry I am going to puke again.

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    Isn't it about time for Uncle Bitter to be back? Or does he still have the gimp mask on?

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    Isn't it about time for Uncle Bitter to be back? Or does he still have the gimp mask on?

    Most be self flagellating in deep remorse for his action.

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    corrected

    He might never return.

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    He might never return.

    well that, yes bj. plus with his new and highly successful marriage guidance and counselling business (ask stuie) he may be too busy to find the time to return

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    well that, yes bj. plus with his new and highly successful marriage guidance and counselling business (ask stuie) he may be too busy to find the time to return

    Here's an idea, how about you just don't post about me anymore? Your obsession is incredibly lame, especially given this is a footy website and all you seem to comment on is other people you've never met. Maybe try talking about actual footy? The things that were said to me were actually horrible and weren't the first time this anonymous internet poster has personally harassed me.

    I understand maybe you get your jollys out of trying to bully people on the internet and continually having personal cracks at them, but I'm actually a real person and I get really really sick of it.

    Feel free to post your usual tough internet replies, but as I said to BBO in a message to him after he had sent me continuing personal attacks, maybe have a think about who you are in real life and why you feel the need to act like this on the internet.

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    Here's an idea, how about you just don't post about me anymore? Your obsession is incredibly lame, especially given this is a footy website and all you seem to comment on is other people you've never met. Maybe try talking about actual footy? The things that were said to me were actually horrible and weren't the first time this anonymous internet poster has personally harassed me.

    I understand maybe you get your jollys out of trying to bully people on the internet and continually having personal cracks at them, but I'm actually a real person and I get really really sick of it.

    Feel free to post your usual tough internet replies, but as I said to BBO in a message to him after he had sent me continuing personal attacks, maybe have a think about who you are in real life and why you feel the need to act like this on the internet.

    If you were a saint and didn't belittle others regularly on Dland then your comments might hold water Stuie. They don't.

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    Here's an idea, how about you just don't post about me anymore? Your obsession is incredibly lame, especially given this is a footy website and all you seem to comment on is other people you've never met. Maybe try talking about actual footy? The things that were said to me were actually horrible and weren't the first time this anonymous internet poster has personally harassed me.

    I understand maybe you get your jollys out of trying to bully people on the internet and continually having personal cracks at them, but I'm actually a real person and I get really really sick of it.

    Feel free to post your usual tough internet replies, but as I said to BBO in a message to him after he had sent me continuing personal attacks, maybe have a think about who you are in real life and why you feel the need to act like this on the internet.

    get a life ffs

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