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There's an echo in here.

In where?

Empty vessels? :rolleyes:

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Things have quiet on this thread.

I've been trying to frame my response to MD's piece of artwork above in a way that won't get me banned. It was a pun ..but I just can't get it right.

Noticed Biffen bobbed up with his usual low humour last night. He commence a bender after the football last Sunday and must have surfaced yesterday. I hope Earl Hood has recovered from his unfortunate encounter - no doubt he will dine out on the story at some/many hipster hangouts.

Must say, even I was a bit disgusted when Moonie confessed to an interest in his MIL's bum - some people.

Anyway poor old Uncle Bitter has been under the weather this week - finally coming good. A quiet weekend at the Manor beckons.

Things have quiet on this thread.

I've been trying to frame my response to MD's piece of artwork above in a way that won't get me banned. It was a pun ..but I just can't get it right.

Noticed Biffen bobbed up with his usual low humour last night. He commence a bender after the football last Sunday and must have surfaced yesterday. I hope Earl Hood has recovered from his unfortunate encounter - no doubt he will dine out on the story at some/many hipster hangouts.

Must say, even I was a bit disgusted when Moonie confessed to an interest in his MIL's bum - some people.

Anyway poor old Uncle Bitter has been under the weather this week - finally coming good. A quiet weekend at the Manor beckons.

Bbo it is natural to have lewd thoughts about Penny, my concern is your attraction to Sheldon's mother.

Bbo it is natural to have lewd thoughts about Penny, my concern is your attraction to Sheldon's mother.

Father .......... , my confessor in about grade 6, could never see that.

Father .......... , my confessor in about grade 6, could never see that.

Father..........may have been having his own.

Father..........may have been having his own.

BBO was ,by all reasonable reckoning, a very ugly child and as such enjoyed a safe passage through Catholic Education.

 

BBO was ,by all reasonable reckoning, a very ugly child and as such enjoyed a safe passage through Catholic Education.

Years of therapy have enabled me to admit that this was true - despite the cute little curls and dresses.

If you blokes are worried about things being quiet on this thread then perhaps it's time for me to revive my threat of closing it down again?

This would ensure that RL comes out of his apparent self-induced stupor and also could scotch those rumours about Old Dee having reached the stage where rigor mortis has set in.


If you blokes are worried about things being quiet on this thread then perhaps it's time for me to revive my threat of closing it down again?

This would ensure that RL comes out of his apparent self-induced stupor and also could scotch those rumours about Old Dee having reached the stage where rigor mortis has set in.

More likely OD is wallowing in the apparently limitless amounts of free Pinot he quaffs at his sister's winery.

To such events I might add, his dland mates remain sans invitation.

As to RL - perhaps he has rediscovered Redtube?

More likely OD is wallowing in the apparently limitless amounts of free Pinot he quaffs at his sister's winery.

To such events I might add, his dland mates remain sans invitation.

As to RL - perhaps he has rediscovered Redtube?

What's that Liam Neeson line from one of his movies? "I will hunt you down, I will find you, and then I will kill you..."

Uncle Bitter, that's the approach you should take to od's pinot stocks. Just make sure to invite Biff and I when you locate said pinot.


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As to RL - perhaps he has rediscovered Redtube?

Funny you should mention that. I was only watching to see if we could recruit any guys who could really penetrate with their disposal, I have found plenty.

Unfortunately, accuracy is still a problem, as there has still been a lot of behinds scored.

More likely OD is wallowing in the apparently limitless amounts of free Pinot he quaffs at his sister's winery.

To such events I might add, his dland mates remain sans invitation.

As to RL - perhaps he has rediscovered Redtube?

I have come to the conclusion Bbo that you do not live in Romsey.

Every one of my invitations has been returned with " no such person exists in Romsey"

The one I sent with a photo attached was returned by the police along with a lecture about sending depraved photos through the post.

In conclusion you are missing a nice drop, I am planning a few glasses with some friends tomorrow.

I will be thinking of you .

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I have come to the conclusion Bbo that you do not live in Romsey.

Every one of my invitations has been returned with " no such person exists in Romsey"

The one I sent with a photo attached was returned by the police along with a lecture about sending depraved photos through the post.

In conclusion you are missing a nice drop, I am planning a few glasses with some friends tomorrow.

I will be thinking of you .

What, you are not coming to Etihad to see us get smashed again, but would rather prefer to get smashed yourself at home?

For OD, that an rigor mortis are practically the same thing.

In his case it was never undiscovered.

I have to admit Jack my enthusiasm for the MFC has dropped since those the wonderful performances against trhe Bombers and Saints.

Still that is an improvement over the last four years usually I have run run out of enthusiasm by May.

What, you are not coming to Etihad to see us get smashed again, but would rather prefer to get smashed yourself at home?

A team of wild horses could not get me to that hole Redleg.

I enjoy my sanity to much to venture there after the last decade of torment.

A long Lunch with good friends and numerous glasses of my sisters Pinot wins easily.


Funny you should mention that. I was only watching to see if we could recruit any guys who could really penetrate with their disposal, I have found plenty.

Unfortunately, accuracy is still a problem, as there has still been a lot of behinds scored.

You are obviously a true afficionado RL, a man who has given up many hours to study your subject of choice.

I have come to the conclusion Bbo that you do not live in Romsey.

Every one of my invitations has been returned with " no such person exists in Romsey"

The one I sent with a photo attached was returned by the police along with a lecture about sending depraved photos through the post.

In conclusion you are missing a nice drop, I am planning a few glasses with some friends tomorrow.

I will be thinking of you .

Have you no heart at all OD?

I have come to the conclusion Bbo that you do not live in Romsey.

Every one of my invitations has been returned with " no such person exists in Romsey"

The one I sent with a photo attached was returned by the police along with a lecture about sending depraved photos through the post.

In conclusion you are missing a nice drop, I am planning a few glasses with some friends tomorrow.

I will be thinking of you .

That's cruel od. You sure know how to hit a man where it hurts - his wine palete

You are obviously a true afficionado RL, a man who has given up many hours to study your subject of choice.

Have you no heart at all OD?

Not sure Bbo

What I do know is after supporting the Dees for 55 years I definitely have no brain.

 

Funny you should mention that. I was only watching to see if we could recruit any guys who could really penetrate with their disposal, I have found plenty.

Unfortunately, accuracy is still a problem, as there has still been a lot of behinds scored.

You are getting technical once again RL.

Sometimes the target shifts in a fast match up.

The balls move at such a rapid rate from top to tail but the main thing is to know which team you follow.

Biff, you are genius, cryptic, or warped.

I suspect all 3 somehow.


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