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In order to offend as many cultures as possible today ,I will be dressing as Prince Phillip and have asked Bitters to go dressed as HRH QE2.

I will be giving a speech on important British victories in the Sudan,Sth Africa,The Middle East ,The Crimea,The Falklands,Palestine etc and trying to revive the old colonial spirit ,lest the great epoch of British Dominions be forgotten with all this trendy multicultural clap trap.

Arabic on the Pigskin indeed.

Sacrilege!!!

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    multicultural march to the "g" (note the reverse strip)

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    JackWatts would look positively regal in such garb.

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    greeks join in on march (wth invincibles away strip)

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    But I'd suggest this is more JackTrengove.

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    Wonder what the boys will serve up today. We have been the Kangaroos [censored] for too long now.

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    From what I'm hearing, the boys are serving up a sh*t sandwich.

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    Not a bad game today now that I reflect on it soberly after I have recovered. I have to admit I had put down a few sherbets by half time but I could have sworn I saw Prince Phillip when I came out the Men's at the third quarter break. I tried to run up to say hello but got taken out by some six foot plus transvestite dressed as old lady with grey hair and wearing a tiara! Never saw her flying elbow coming. Did anyone else see Sir Prince Phillip? Didn't think he was touring at the moment.

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    Not a bad game today now that I reflect on it soberly after I have recovered. I have to admit I had put down a few sherbets by half time but I could have sworn I saw Prince Phillip when I came out the Men's at the third quarter break. I tried to run up to say hello but got taken out by some six foot plus transvestite dressed as old lady with grey hair and wearing a tiara! Never saw her flying elbow coming. Did anyone else see Sir Prince Phillip? Didn't think he was touring at the moment.

    If you have recovered already Earl, I'd say you way underdosed on the sherberts.

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    A lot of our players were sick, so it was a great effort to outscore the Roos for 3 quarters.

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    A lot of our players were sick, so it was a great effort to outscore the Roos for 3 quarters.

    You might have had a free lunch- don't believe the hype.

    The players came out like a bunch of male ballerinas at a debutante ball-neither masculine nor acceptable but entirely predictable.

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    You might have had a free lunch- don't believe the hype.

    The players came out like a bunch of male ballerinas at a debutante ball-neither masculine nor acceptable but entirely predictable.

    No free lunch, no hype, just confirmation that most were sick.

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    No free lunch, no hype, just confirmation that most were sick.

    i wonder why nothing has come out in the press

    clubs are generally good with the "excuses"

    i think (i true) then the supporters are owed the "truth"

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    i wonder why nothing has come out in the press

    clubs are generally good with the "excuses"

    i think (i true) then the supporters are owed the "truth"

    But Can you handle the truth dc?

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    But Can you handle the truth dc?

    any excuse for why we haven't won a premiership is good, od. the alternative would not be pretty

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    You might have had a free lunch- don't believe the hype.

    The players came out like a bunch of male ballerinas at a debutante ball-neither masculine nor acceptable but entirely predictable.

    An analogy that brings back sad memories Biff?

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    Not a bad game today now that I reflect on it soberly after I have recovered. I have to admit I had put down a few sherbets by half time but I could have sworn I saw Prince Phillip when I came out the Men's at the third quarter break. I tried to run up to say hello but got taken out by some six foot plus transvestite dressed as old lady with grey hair and wearing a tiara! Never saw her flying elbow coming. Did anyone else see Sir Prince Phillip? Didn't think he was touring at the moment.

    Now that is a strange retelling of events. However a concussion can do that. I was dressed in my usual classic and regal style - I am often mistaken for various celebrities and movie stars. Around 3/4 time Biffen did take out a fellow that had a North Fitzroy look about him.

    However, I could not, in all honesty, describe Biffen as looking like a tranvestite. Bull dyke certainly. Biffen describes it as his chic/grunge style -FMD!! To me he looks like a very common navvy.

    Anyway I believe ( as predicted) he is over his transgender foolishness - no money in it!

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    Got some Medallion tickets this week. It's always fun seeing your team smashed at Etihad, from the better seats. Can't remember the last time we won a home and away game there.

    BTW the Dogs are the team that gets the absolute best umpire treatment whenever we play them. Expecting more of the same.

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    Got some Medallion tickets this week. It's always fun seeing your team smashed at Etihad, from the better seats. Can't remember the last time we won a home and away game there.

    BTW the Dogs are the team that gets the absolute best umpire treatment whenever we play them. Expecting more of the same.

    Red leg you are beginning to worry me.

    You are making me sound like an optimist.

    I think it is time you took another cruise.

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    You are making me sound like an optimist.

    That will never happen.

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    Forget it Jack!! There are no saints down there. It is a sordid and squalid environment where the likes of Biffen and other drugheads ply their trade.

    should be nuked along with biffo ellen

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