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bbo, if i might suggest that if the squeeze was most unimpressed that next time you do a grand yarra valley wine grazing extravaganza that you take stuie along instead

that way you might be able resolve your apparent (and very public) mutual cyber stalking of each other over a glass or two

you could either glass each other or partake in some real stalking (so to speak)

High Noon in the Yarra Valley? Would have to have alpacas as seconds ... :)

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    Stuie would want to use those sneaky little Vicunas .

    I think Stuie would ask for the non alcoholic grape juice.

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    I think Stuie would ask for the non alcoholic grape juice.

    Stop stalikng him.

    The man is a genius-just ahead of his time.

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    Stop stalikng him.

    The man is a genius-just ahead of his time.

    Sorry boss. How's the detox going? Skin clearing up? Figure back?

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    Back at the Manor. It seems poor old Bitters remains unforgiven for his Yarra Valley excesses. The squeeze decided to cook curried chicken sausages. Seemed a bit strange but a message was being delivered.

    Your correspondent had to sit in the Manor's Michelin level kitchen and watch this being prepared.

    The symbolism was quite unsubtle.

    The sausages were boiled.

    The sausages were skinned with surgical precision.

    The sausages were chopped ....

    It's odd you know. The squeeze is more pizzed about the Yarra Valley fiasco than when I left her friends in Canberra after the Manuka Oval disaster.

    Maybe the fact that I passed out during the luxury accom part of the deal had something to do with it.

    As I said - I don't understand sheilas.

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    Back at the Manor. It seems poor old Bitters remains unforgiven for his Yarra Valley excesses. The squeeze decided to cook curried chicken sausages. Seemed a bit strange but a message was being delivered.

    Your correspondent had to sit in the Manor's Michelin level kitchen and watch this being prepared.

    The symbolism was quite unsubtle.

    The sausages were boiled.

    The sausages were skinned with surgical precision.

    The sausages were chopped ....

    It's odd you know. The squeeze is more pizzed about the Yarra Valley fiasco than when I left her friends in Canberra after the Manuka Oval disaster.

    Maybe the fact that I passed out during the luxury accom part of the deal had something to do with it.

    As I said - I don't understand sheilas.

    Yarra Valley weekend away, missus on the prowl, good food, good wine, romantic atmosphere..... and you get pizzed and pass out.

    No wonder she's dissapointed. Surprised she's only butchering the curried sausages.

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    Yarra Valley weekend away, missus on the prowl, good food, good wine, romantic atmosphere..... and you get pizzed and pass out.

    No wonder she's dissapointed. Surprised she's only butchering the curried sausages.

    I think it is all symbolic Moonie and ominous. I would be wearing a cricket box in bed tonight myself but I know BBO is tougher than moi!

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    I think it is all symbolic Moonie and ominous. I would be wearing a cricket box in bed tonight myself but I know BBO is tougher than moi!

    maybe an iron-batchelor would be more prudent, earl

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    In the country and just saw a huge group of kangaroos. One looked like Boomer.

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    In the country and just saw a huge group of kangaroos. One looked like Boomer.

    A mob I think.

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    I think it is all symbolic Moonie and ominous. I would be wearing a cricket box in bed tonight myself but I know BBO is tougher than moi!

    He's certainly in dangerous territory Earl. Hope the knife wasn't particulary sharp and he's up to date with his tetanus immunisations.

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    In the country and just saw a huge group of kangaroos. One looked like Boomer.

    I feel sorry for that poor kangaroo. Was he more annoying than all the others? :-)
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    I feel sorry for that poor kangaroo. Was he more annoying than all the others? :-)

    was he down by the billabong practising his diving?

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    Same billabong where the Selwood's duck under low branches??

    no that would be lindsay thomas practising his ducking under the branches.

    selwood was practising his knee squats with a jumbuck under each arm :lol:

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    no that would be lindsay thomas practising his ducking under the branches.

    selwood was practising his knee squats with a jumbuck under each arm :lol:

    I'll bet the effer couldn't do it with an Alpaca under each arm.

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    In fact think of the impact on Aussie History if Alpacas had turned up here

    "Down came an Alpaca to drink at the billabong

    up jumped ......."

    Edited by Bitter but optimistic

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    In fact think of the impact on Aussie History if Alpacas had turned up here

    "Down came an Alpaca to drink at the billabong

    up jumped ......."

    Down came Redleg for a banana split at the billabong,

    Up jumped ENYAW, 3, 2, 1 .......

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    Down came Redleg for a banana split at the billabong,

    Up jumped ENYAW, 3, 2, 1 .......

    I finally make it into a famous Aussie song.

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    I finally make it into a famous Aussie song.

    That is a better claim to fame than I can come up with.

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    I finally make it into a famous Aussie song.

    You do understand you've already featured in a Rod Stewart massive hit? Red(Hot)legs

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    Your poor old Uncle Bitter has just come in from completing some shovel work at the Manor. It's about 6c here atm. Let's just say if I was a brass monkey , I'd be looking for a soldering iron.

    I'll bet KC is glad he's not at Casey today.

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