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The No T$ No B$ Thread

Redleg
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I have it on good authority that BBO teaches at this school and has been under the pump of late. "Drink a cup of concrete and harden up" is a dead give away.......

http://www.theage.com.au/victoria/teacher-barred-from-the-classroom-after-49-complaints-20150427-1muday.html

OMG it is clearly BBO

And here is the proof:

  • The former chef allegedly told a female student that "girls need to clean up after the boys".
  • Students also complained that the teacher ate all the food they made in the cooking class.
  • The school's principal gave evidence at the hearings, and said the teacher made "disparaging remarks about the school being run by 'power crazed women'."
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    OMG Red my wife is starting to talk to me this way as well.

    Your wife says "Produce the smoothie?" ??? :blink::blink:

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    I have it on good authority that BBO teaches at this school and has been under the pump of late. "Drink a cup of concrete and harden up" is a dead give away.......

    http://www.theage.com.au/victoria/teacher-barred-from-the-classroom-after-49-complaints-20150427-1muday.html

    Said teacher's career prior to getting involved in education was rather colorful as well. Was a professional wrestler who went under the appellation of "The Animal" ~ http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/George_Steele
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    OMG it is clearly BBO

    And here is the proof:

    • The former chef allegedly told a female student that "girls need to clean up after the boys".
    • Students also complained that the teacher ate all the food they made in the cooking class.
    • The school's principal gave evidence at the hearings, and said the teacher made "disparaging remarks about the school being run by 'power crazed women'."

    Not so sure, DF. The school would have been run by malevolent alpacas, the cupboards would be full of shiraz and the chairs would have special covers of pygmy marmoset leather ... :blink:

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    Your wife says "Produce the smoothie?" ??? :blink::blink:

    The wife is joining the Dark Side.

    She studying to be a lawyer!

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    Not so sure, DF. The school would have been run by malevolent alpacas, the cupboards would be full of shiraz and the chairs would have special covers of pygmy marmoset leather ... :blink:

    Are you suggesting it was one of BBO relatives?

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    The wife is joining the Dark Side.

    She studying to be a lawyer!

    Better pack your bags [censored].

    Before she starts charging you for phone calls .

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    The wife is joining the Dark Side.

    She studying to be a lawyer!

    I thought you were going to say something more serious, like she is joining the scum or the filth ... :)

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    Are you suggesting it was one of BBO relatives?

    Didn't know there were any of them left ... :blink::blink:

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    The wife is joining the Dark Side.

    She studying to be a lawyer!

    Good luck.

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    The wife is joining the Dark Side.

    She studying to be a lawyer!

    Has she had the operation yet?

    I'll start with.

    1 Morals bypass.

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    Has she had the operation yet?

    I'll start with.

    1 Morals bypass.

    Now, now ManDee, Mr Leg has been feeling a little upset by some of the crueler remarks of late about lawyers.

    But I'm happy to offer this counterweight to your slight upon the profession, from the Bard himself (Henry VI Part II):

    All:

    God save your majesty!

    Cade:

    I thank you, good people—there shall be no money; all shall eat

    and drink on my score, and I will apparel them all in one livery,

    that they may agree like brothers, and worship me their lord.

    D-ck:

    The first thing we do, let's kill all the lawyers.

    Cade:

    Nay, that I mean to do.

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    MM's right hand man in the Coaching box, Edelsten the foolish was in Court again with his latest squeeze. She looked a treat in her bright orange pigtails.

    About the 5th time I have seem there recently.

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    “Politicians are like warts on the body of society. And the only thing worse than warts are lawyers and lobbyists.
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    ― Jarod Kintz, Who Moved My Choose?: An Amazing Way to Deal With Change by Deciding to Let Indecision Into Your Life

    Any lobbyists on Dland ?

    Edited by Bitter but optimistic

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    I thought you were going to say something more serious, like she is joining the scum or the filth ... :)

    She once told me that she was a Collingwood Supporter.

    I did the only thing I could and ignored her comment and then went on the say she now supports the Melbourne football club.

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    She once told me that she was a Collingwood Supporter.

    I did the only thing I could and ignored her comment and then went on the say she now supports the Melbourne football club.

    You are indeed a loyal Demon, DF!

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    Better pack your bags [censored].

    Before she starts charging you for phone calls .

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