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I told you not to wake me!

 
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2 from the first seven was the high point of my expectations pre season Mr. Leg

Funny what a win does to the reasoning power.

Now I think we are a rough chance next weekend.

We were beaten by four goals over there in a practise match.

Side is more used to each other now and it is at the G

This could be close.

Just imagine if we are 3 and 2 after five.

I hope I don't wake up any time soon.

Sweet dreams.

Seriously you cannot expect to beat the Dockers anywhere and in any galaxy, however, we are a different side and hopefully we can be very competitive.

Then, if we were very lucky and they kicked badly, got injuries and we had the best of the umpiring, well you never know!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Then I woke up.

Read somewhere on one of the threads that Biffen and Bitter were both going to be in town for last night's game...has anyone heard from them since? Did they destroy some new place (since Bitter was banned from the Gat) and get locked up?

 

Read somewhere on one of the threads that Biffen and Bitter were both going to be in town for last night's game...has anyone heard from them since? Did they destroy some new place (since Bitter was banned from the Gat) and get locked up?

Have we established whether that was BBO on the tele last night with his shirt off, and plenty of flesh, after we kicked the winning goal?

Have we established whether that was BBO on the tele last night with his shirt off, and plenty of flesh, after we kicked the winning goal?

Well done my Lord, it took a member of the monied and sophisticated class to pick up on that! I was inside the mansion watching on the home cinema ( and sipping a red) at the time of that bizarre occurrence . I could hear the lads watching on the big screen in the barn begin honking and kicking the walls. I thought I'd entered some sort of space/time warp and was watching myself. Then I noticed the shirt was of poor quality and not tailor made. I had a nasty moment though.


Have we established whether that was BBO on the tele last night with his shirt off, and plenty of flesh, after we kicked the winning goal?

No Earl, not enough studs or make up.

Read somewhere on one of the threads that Biffen and Bitter were both going to be in town for last night's game...has anyone heard from them since? Did they destroy some new place (since Bitter was banned from the Gat) and get locked up?

Not sure when we'll hear from Biffen again! I believe he had to front court over various "matters". Outcome uncertain I would think!

 

Was Redleg representing him or was it someone else from the bar?

Presumably he'll also need someone to do his soliciting for him.

There is a lot of concern about the undesirable element ruining the convivial atmosphere and destroying the vibe in St Kilda.

But we at the Gat have a long term plan to bring down rents and remove these Glen Waverley hipster from our happy home.

No offence to Danby WJ,but he has no idea about Fitzroy St although his office is right in front of mine.

He has given very few speeches in Parliament about the importance of the Gat to Australian art and culture.

The only thing he had added in five terms has been about 30 kgs to his midriff.

I need to stand up for Melbourne ports and get rid of these educated,employed parasites from our streets forever!


Was Redleg representing him or was it someone else from the bar?

Even when the "fellow Dlander" rate was applied Red was still far too pricey for Biffen and his dodgy credit card. But, as you say there are plenty of others at the bar. You do any pro bono work Jack?

Presumably he'll also need someone to do his soliciting for him.

A possible career change for you Doctor?

By the way,

On my (formerly) private court matters.

I was victorious- with no thanks to my learned colleagues on this forum although I do heed their wise words .

I represented myself,which was a risky strategy, but I had the matter heard in a rural backwater so I had some chance of confounding/ corrupting the judge.

I am now free to roam the ever emptying cafés of Fitzroy st to ply my trades!

By the way,

On my (formerly) private court matters.

I was victorious- with no thanks to my learned colleagues on this forum although I do heed their wise words .

I represented myself,which was a risky strategy, but I had the matter heard in a rural backwater so I had some chance of confounding/ corrupting the judge.

I am now free to roam the ever emptying cafés of Fitzroy st to ply my trades!

Given your extensive "experience" with certain aspects of the legal system Biffen, I imagine you would have given a credible, if not quite Rumpole like performance.

However, one aspect of the matter does leave me curious. What makeover did you undertake to present as a worthy citizen? You surely did not appear in your usual garish, stained and tasteless pimp attire? No one would lend you clothing surely? Did you steal it?

Given your extensive "experience" with certain aspects of the legal system Biffen, I imagine you would have given a credible, if not quite Rumpole like performance.

However, one aspect of the matter does leave me curious. What makeover did you undertake to present as a worthy citizen? You surely did not appear in your usual garish, stained and tasteless pimp attire? No one would lend you clothing surely? Did you steal it?

I happened to have a temporary job dressed as a light infantryman from 1915.

Having no time to waste, leaving the bayonet at the desk, I dashed into court to face whiskey o'reilly , the country judge known to be better in the afternoon.

As he stood when I entered, I knew I had made the right choice of apparel.

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By the way,

On my (formerly) private court matters.

I was victorious- with no thanks to my learned colleagues on this forum although I do heed their wise words .

I represented myself,which was a risky strategy, but I had the matter heard in a rural backwater so I had some chance of confounding/ corrupting the judge.

I am now free to roam the ever emptying cafés of Fitzroy st to ply my trades!

of course paying the main witnesses for the crown a visit to "discuss" their evidence at 2am one morning probably helped a little bit too, biffo?


of course paying the main witnesses for the crown a visit to "discuss" their evidence at 2am one morning probably helped a little bit too, biffo?

Biff surely wouldn't have stooped so low. He consorts with people to take care of those sorts of matters.

Biff surely wouldn't have stooped so low. He consorts with people to take care of those sorts of matters.

biffo doesn't like paying other people wages, mabel. besides, biffo's credo is the less people know the less they can talk

Was Redleg representing him or was it someone else from the bar?

Which bar are you talking about? The front one at Y&Js? :blink:

Presumably he'll also need someone to do his soliciting for him.

Very solicitous of you, DJD :blink:

By the way,

On my (formerly) private court matters.

I was victorious- with no thanks to my learned colleagues on this forum although I do heed their wise words .

I represented myself,which was a risky strategy, but I had the matter heard in a rural backwater so I had some chance of confounding/ corrupting the judge.

I am now free to roam the ever emptying cafés of Fitzroy st to ply my trades!

Didn't know there was a court in Romsey. Which one of the lads presided? :):)


Someone has an anger management issue!

 

Like the new avatar Toady. Where exactly is Bernie's hand?

it's an ancient Adelaide custom.

Developed on the banks of the Torrens.


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