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Thanks for the tip Red. Had a Youtube of her. Have to agree - a stunning voice and under-the-radar stellar career.

 
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Thanks for the tip Red. Had a Youtube of her. Have to agree - a stunning voice and under-the-radar stellar career.

How she is not a bigger star than some of these no talents, who just get their gear off, beats me.

How she is not a bigger star than some of these no talents, who just get their gear off, beats me.

i can't see your point,

but she can sing.

 

Banana Alert

Tropical Cyclone Lam is rapidly approaching Nth Qld .

Things are looking grim.

Pat has nothing on this I suggest a trip to the supermarket this morning to build up supplies before the price sky Rockets.

No Issues OD

Over in the West we still have Carnarvon


Another week and I'm back on the turps - happy days!

I wonder how the Girly Farmer from Peach Forest is going?

humbug bbo. no-one takes 50 toilet breaks a day. we are not fools

No Issues OD

Over in the West we still have Carnarvon

DF

Forget the bananas, about 10 years ago I had some fabulous scallops from the Fisherman's CoOp in Carnarvon. They are all exported to Japan unless you show up to the factory outlet. Drove on to Coral Bay and cooked up a storm. Never had better since, although the surroundings may have influenced my thinking.

humbug bbo. no-one takes 50 toilet breaks a day. we are not fools

Well the err ..... the old prostate is a little worse for wear dc.

DF

Forget the bananas, about 10 years ago I had some fabulous scallops from the Fisherman's CoOp in Carnarvon. They are all exported to Japan unless you show up to the factory outlet. Drove on to Coral Bay and cooked up a storm. Never had better since, although the surroundings may have influenced my thinking.

A question Earl Hood (just between you and me). Do these reminisces of better times help you through particularly traumatic moments when the shock and disappointment surrounding WYL's gong rears into your consciousness?
 

Scallops and prostate troubles.

You two should come and see how the rest of us live.

The last scallop I ate was not a scallop at all but I did not dare ask for the ingredients.

Well the err ..... the old prostate is a little worse for wear dc.

A question Earl Hood (just between you and me). Do these reminisces of better times help you through particularly traumatic moments when the shock and disappointment surrounding WYL's gong rears into your consciousness?

are you sure wyl's gong has been rearing lately, bbo. that would be a sight to behold. worthy of a saty report i daresay


Well the err ..... the old prostate is a little worse for wear dc.

A question Earl Hood (just between you and me). Do these reminisces of better times help you through particularly traumatic moments when the shock and disappointment surrounding WYL's gong rears into your consciousness?

BBO on the contrary, in another thread I congratulated Sir WYL on his knighthood and stressed that we needed to stick together because at the time our beloved Prime Minister Tony Abbott, defender of the Aristocracy and the natural order, was under siege from his own party. Should he be toppled I truly feared that we faced the rule of the Mob! Tony survived but still I believe that without him we face a real and present threat to the natural order of things. Should the Mob rise up we all face ruin from Fitzroy to Romsey.

BBO on the contrary, in another thread I congratulated Sir WYL on his knighthood and stressed that we needed to stick together because at the time our beloved Prime Minister Tony Abbott, defender of the Aristocracy and the natural order, was under siege from his own party. Should he be toppled I truly feared that we faced the rule of the Mob! Tony survived but still I believe that without him we face a real and present threat to the natural order of things. Should the Mob rise up we all face ruin from Fitzroy to Romsey.

now that i could accept

i can think of worse things, earl.....lol

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now that i could accept

i can think of worse things, earl.....lol

And Borewood as well! No one shall be spared!

Scallops and prostate troubles.

You two should come and see how the rest of us live.

The last scallop I ate was not a scallop at all but I did not dare ask for the ingredients.

Maybe a hairy clam!


I am off to White Night in the city. No doubt BBO, Jazza and DC will also be going? I will be on the corner of Flinders and Swanston streets if you want catch up! I will be wearing a Demons tie. Shouldn't be too many people about.

I am off to White Night in the city. No doubt BBO, Jazza and DC will also be going? I will be on the corner of Flinders and Swanston streets if you want catch up! I will be wearing a Demons tie. Shouldn't be too many people about.

tener una buena noche conde. asegúrese de usar el ao

i remember when you could buy a white knight for a zac and take it home with you

My god we are old dc

I am off to White Night in the city. No doubt BBO, Jazza and DC will also be going? I will be on the corner of Flinders and Swanston streets if you want catch up! I will be wearing a Demons tie. Shouldn't be too many people about.

Only about 400-500,000 others at it too Earl. Great if you like sweating shoulder to shoulder with a massive bunch of strangers whilst moving at a snail's pace. I'm sure there will be a projection on BBOs torso that will amaze you.


I am off to White Night in the city. No doubt BBO, Jazza and DC will also be going? I will be on the corner of Flinders and Swanston streets if you want catch up! I will be wearing a Demons tie. Shouldn't be too many people about.

Is there also a Dark Day over there Earl?

BBO on the contrary, in another thread I congratulated Sir WYL on his knighthood and stressed that we needed to stick together because at the time our beloved Prime Minister Tony Abbott, defender of the Aristocracy and the natural order, was under siege from his own party. Should he be toppled I truly feared that we faced the rule of the Mob! Tony survived but still I believe that without him we face a real and present threat to the natural order of things. Should the Mob rise up we all face ruin from Fitzroy to Romsey.

Your thoughts have caused me some sleeplessness Earl Hood. I have a vision of a drug crazed and rabid Biffen leading a frenzied mob of addicts,prostitutes,illegal immigrants, abused asian brides and general malcontents in trying to steal what rightly belongs to the privileged class. While the lads and I would do our bit manning the barricades, the very body odour of such a bunch of maniacal Bolshies would be overwhelming. I could respond with a shot or two of fungal infection but it would be small jam indeed if they came close enough to use their extreme halitosis. We'd be done for.

I'm sure Tony has a plan for such contingencies but, if not, we'll have to look to our wise correspondent Mr Dolt . Anyway, I'm off to the club for a tonic.

Your thoughts have caused me some sleeplessness Earl Hood. I have a vision of a drug crazed and rabid Biffen leading a frenzied mob of addicts,prostitutes,illegal immigrants, abused asian brides and general malcontents in trying to steal what rightly belongs to the privileged class. While the lads and I would do our bit manning the barricades, the very body odour of such a bunch of maniacal Bolshies would be overwhelming. I could respond with a shot or two of fungal infection but it would be small jam indeed if they came close enough to use their extreme halitosis. We'd be done for.

I'm sure Tony has a plan for such contingencies but, if not, we'll have to look to our wise correspondent Mr Dolt . Anyway, I'm off to the club for a tonic.

That is certainly a colourful picture you paint and I must put it down partly to the dehydration and withdrawals you must gave suffered these past weeks.

My revolution is already occurring every day.

I am currently lobbying the government to lower the drinking age.

As a nation,we couldn't possibly be stupider but the commonwealth was built on rum and gin.

It's the only way to remove the jihadis- vomit on them.

 

tener una buena noche conde. asegúrese de usar el ao

Gracias señor DC y si que lo hice!

Only about 400-500,000 others at it too Earl. Great if you like sweating shoulder to shoulder with a massive bunch of strangers whilst moving at a snail's pace. I'm sure there will be a projection on BBOs torso that will amaze you.

Moon you were correct, thousands of people everywhere. I had hoped to rendezvous with DC, BBO and the lads at Flinders Street but unfortunately I could not get the horse and carriage through the mob. And yes the sweaty odour of the seething masses was quite off putting.


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