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Red and Bluebeard   2,050

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Just ordered 3 gallon of red wine and 420 packets of chewing gum from the local soopy.

Spose i will win the monthly bet with BBO and learn to guzzle red at the same time.

Wish biff was here to help.

Sounds like you should compare notes with Demoneyes, jazza. Just don't let it all go up in a puff of smoke ... :)

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Just ordered 3 gallon of red wine and 420 packets of chewing gum from the local soopy.

Spose i will win the monthly bet with BBO and learn to guzzle red at the same time.

Wish biff was here to help.

Drink up Jazzy O, you don't need Biff or BBO. A smoke goes very well with a drink of booze y'know.

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BBO let me toast your success so far! You are an inspiration to us all!

Thank you Earl Hood, you are a true sport. You mention toasts. Given that I am currently an abstainer, might I seek your advice as to the proper libation when toasting Her Majesty at the club?

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The taste of wine is so hard to get out of the system.

Brushing my teeth with it hasnt worked.

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Thank you Earl Hood, you are a true sport. You mention toasts. Given that I am currently an abstainer, might I seek your advice as to the proper libation when toasting Her Majesty at the club?

BBO my understanding is that royal protocol says that one can toast Her Majesty with any alcoholic or non alcoholic libation except a cocktail drink and it is not good form to smoke either. So you will be free to make a royal toast with say ginger ale if you like this month!

As for me I will again celebrate your continued abstinence with a hearty Heathcote Shiraz, all of them I will dedicate to your honour this very night.

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BBO my understanding is that royal protocol says that one can toast Her Majesty with any alcoholic or non alcoholic libation except a cocktail drink and it is not good form to smoke either. So you will be free to make a royal toast with say ginger ale if you like this month!

As for me I will again celebrate your continued abstinence with a hearty Heathcote Shiraz, all of them I will dedicate to your honour this very night.

You need to brush up on your protocol, Earl. One may only smoke or remove one's jacket after the toast to the Queen ...

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Where are you Jizz? Not sneaking a puff behind the milking shed I hope!!

I've changed my beverage of choice to Bickfords diet lime and soda - still appalling.

A further sad irony is that two of my usual wine suppliers rang last night with special deals. The gasp at the other end of the line when I told them I was participating in Febfast did at least give me a laugh

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Where are you Jizz? Not sneaking a puff behind the milking shed I hope!!

I've changed my beverage of choice to Bickfords diet lime and soda - still appalling.

A further sad irony is that two of my usual wine suppliers rang last night with special deals. The gasp at the other end of the line when I told them I was participating in Febfast did at least give me a laugh

might i suggest some XXXX Summer Cloudy Ginger Beer and some Bundaberg Sarsparilla, bbo

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Try washing your hair with it tomorrow, jazza :blink:

Where are you Jizz? Not sneaking a puff behind the milking shed I hope!!

I've changed my beverage of choice to Bickfords diet lime and soda - still appalling.

A further sad irony is that two of my usual wine suppliers rang last night with special deals. The gasp at the other end of the line when I told them I was participating in Febfast did at least give me a laugh

Unlike South American farmers,im working,Tried washing my hair in the red wine and its chit.So im sticking to guzzling it by the bucket load.Even cooked using the said wine last night and tonight.

Anybody looking for Biff wont find him,he's down here helping me milk cows and drinking wine of all sorts.

Would swap this camel's pi55 for a ciggie anyday,but desperately want to beat BBO in the monthly abstinance competition.

If anybody has idea's of what other wines i can taste over the next 27 days please pass on suggestion's.

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Unlike South American farmers,im working,Tried washing my hair in the red wine and its chit.So im sticking to guzzling it by the bucket load.Even cooked using the said wine last night and tonight.

Anybody looking for Biff wont find him,he's down here helping me milk cows and drinking wine of all sorts.

Would swap this camel's pi55 for a ciggie anyday,but desperately want to beat BBO in the monthly abstinance competition.

If anybody has idea's of what other wines i can taste over the next 27 days please pass on suggestion's.

Big Mouth Shiraz

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Despite your snide shot about the Romsey show I'll try it dc. How do you serve this stuff?

It's not only available in Borewood is it ?

nothing snide about it bbo. i was just being protective of local culture. would hate to see it get blatantly commercialised by the like of the afl

not just burwood old chap but you would probably need to travel to the nearest spot of civilisation in order to purchase said beverages

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Unlike South American farmers,im working,Tried washing my hair in the red wine and its chit.So im sticking to guzzling it by the bucket load.Even cooked using the said wine last night and tonight.

Anybody looking for Biff wont find him,he's down here helping me milk cows and drinking wine of all sorts.

Would swap this camel's pi55 for a ciggie anyday,but desperately want to beat BBO in the monthly abstinance competition.

If anybody has idea's of what other wines i can taste over the next 27 days please pass on suggestion's.

BBO could give you the names of his stunned wine suppliers ... :):)

Is Biff supplying the camel's pi55? :blink:

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Where are you Jizz? Not sneaking a puff behind the milking shed I hope!!

I've changed my beverage of choice to Bickfords diet lime and soda - still appalling.

A further sad irony is that two of my usual wine suppliers rang last night with special deals. The gasp at the other end of the line when I told them I was participating in Febfast did at least give me a laugh

Again BBO I stand in awe of your self control and salute you as I drink to the honorable Cardinal Puff for the third time!

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To take the palate away from ethanol cravings, I can recommend some of the flavoured green teas which I found in the Colesworth recently. Never been a tea fan (of any sort) in my life until now. Helps get through the odd AFDs, though doubt they could sustain me for a week, let alone a month.

Latest ones I found are Mandarin Orange, and Passion Raspberry.

Haven't managed to find a banana one yet!

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To take the palate away from ethanol cravings, I can recommend some of the flavoured green teas which I found in the Colesworth recently. Never been a tea fan (of any sort) in my life until now. Helps get through the odd AFDs, though doubt they could sustain me for a week, let alone a month.

Latest ones I found are Mandarin Orange, and Passion Raspberry.

Haven't managed to find a banana one yet!

well keep trying.................we're counting on you

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Big Mouth Shiraz

Couldnt find it in the bottleO ,have to drink whisky{yuk} and some reds from the barossa.

Could do without the rotten tatste it leaves in mouth,but beggars cant be....

Noticed some euro beer on sale also,grabbed a couple of boxes for tonight.

By the way how's the wagon ??????

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Couldnt find it in the bottleO ,have to drink whisky{yuk} and some reds from the barossa.

Could do without the rotten tatste it leaves in mouth,but beggars cant be....

Noticed some euro beer on sale also,grabbed a couple of boxes for tonight.

By the way how's the wagon ??????

Sorry, I forgot Jizz, the purveyors of fine wine that I patronise frown on customers arriving in gumboots.

BTW. I was having a post dinner cordial with a friend last night while he was sucking joyously on a ciggy. It's really that after dinner smoke that is most enjoyable - almost sensuous. You understand I'm sure Jizz.

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