The No T$ No B$ Thread

[Red and Bluebeard 2,084]

Its Jazza's fault the Frog has gone!

As he said those that live in the West are The Chosen Ones

Can you ask him to say that those that live in the West are Demon Frogs? Somehow I think you are grateful that he didn't say that those who live in the West are BBO's long lost cousins ...

[DemonFrog 1,354]

Can you ask him to say that those that live in the West are Demon Frogs? Somehow I think you are grateful that he didn't say that those who live in the West are BBO's long lost cousins ...

How cool would that be if I had the Professors name and avatar.

Dam that will be an extra month before I can change back.

God I must be bored!

[Demoneyes 562]

Had any good banana cake recently, Redleg? Where can you get the best banana smoothie these days?

At my place. When I'm not drinking it has to be one of my favourites. Gotta have berries in it though!

[Bitter but optimistic 22,242]

"The scientists found that men who ejaculated 21 or more times a month enjoyed a 33% lower risk of prostate cancer compared with men who reported four to seven ejaculations a month throughout their lifetimes"

This from Harvard research. Just for interest and comment.

[Bitter but optimistic 22,242]

How cool would that be if I had the Professors name and avatar.

Dam that will be an extra month before I can change back.

God I must be bored!

Unfortunately Fl og, having my "name and avatar" would not bestow the accompanying intellect.

Also, if you don't mind, I'll correct line 3 for you.

God I must be boring!

[bjDee 1,249]

Ok. How many D'Landers (no matter how oblique) can be found in this sentence?

"Under a waxing gibbous, the nutty Ronald Dale beat a bearded devilish Flash to jump the fence in iconic fashion, to be treated as a hero with an Irish beef meal, a side of legumes and a choice of Guinness, VB or fruit punch."

Well there's a first for me - quoting myself. Must be a sign I'm starting to believe my own Jazz-sh1te.

Clues on where to find extra D'Landers:

Ronald Dale- includes avatars

Devilish - lots with a link to that, including a certain very high rotation poster (- already named by the fl og: beelzebub)

Jump - well I actually had a certain 'formerly known as' western amphibian in mind, along with JJClennet

Iconic - a famous 'formerly known as' icon sage, now has a link to Devilish above

Hero - plenty of those here behind the keyboard, but some actually use it in their name

Irish meal - a common one is a stew - look for a homonyn and Australianise it

Beef - well, just check the avatars

Legumes - at least one on here calls himself (legume)-man

Guinness, VB, Punch - liked all the frothy & bitter suggestions for this, and the fruity ones too, just missing the other interpretation of punch - we had a player once with a name like that. (- already named by the fl og: Biff)

[Biffen 12,944]

"The scientists found that men who ejaculated 21 or more times a month enjoyed a 33% lower risk of prostate cancer compared with men who reported four to seven ejaculations a month throughout their lifetimes"

This from Harvard research. Just for interest and comment.

Not much to base a health regimen on but if it works for you then good luck.

Dc can only dream of such numbers at his age.

[Bitter but optimistic 22,242]

Not much to base a health regimen on but if it works for you then good luck.

Dc can only dream of such numbers at his age.

Imagine how OD must feel!

[Moonshadow 17,676]

"The scientists found that men who ejaculated 21 or more times a month enjoyed a 33% lower risk of prostate cancer compared with men who reported four to seven ejaculations a month throughout their lifetimes"

This from Harvard research. Just for interest and comment.

How do I stop the blindness?

[Red and Bluebeard 2,084]

At my place. When I'm not drinking it has to be one of my favourites. Gotta have berries in it though!

Any particular recipe? And what kind of berries?

[Bitter but optimistic 22,242]

How do I stop the blindness?

Try getting a partner for those precious moments.

[daisycutter 29,622]

How do I stop the blindness?

that's a good question

would you rather be blind with hairy hands or have a top prostate sugeon?

[Moonshadow 17,676]

Try getting a partner for those precious moments.

4 out of 5 men admit to masturbating at least 3 times per week. The other guy is a liar.

[Biffen 12,944]

More fun taping penny bungers to a foxes tail..

Sadist.

[Demoneyes 562]

Any particular recipe? And what kind of berries?

300ml juice, 5 tablespoons (heaped) greek yoghurt, 2-3 bananas, handful of berries (black, red, blue - whatever), chuck in a teaspoon of chia seeds if you like

[DemonFrog 1,354]

Unfortunately Fl og, having my "name and avatar" would not bestow the accompanying intellect.

Also, if you don't mind, I'll correct line 3 for you.

God I must be boring!

True your are but we forgive you as you do support the right AFL team.

[Red and Bluebeard 2,084]

300ml juice, 5 tablespoons (heaped) greek yoghurt, 2-3 bananas, handful of berries (black, red, blue - whatever), chuck in a teaspoon of chia seeds if you like

Will have to try that one. Does sound good!

[Redleg 40,977]

20 nearly down to one round of the draft.

[old dee 23,801]

300ml juice, 5 tablespoons (heaped) greek yoghurt, 2-3 bananas, handful of berries (black, red, blue - whatever), chuck in a teaspoon of chia seeds if you like

Now you have me wondering "Chia seeds" !

[DemonFrog 1,354]

Now you have me wondering "Chia seeds" !

Don't do it OD as it a trick.

Black and red berries is clearly an illegal substance so WADA will be coming to get you if you drink it.

[DemonFrog 1,354]

Jazza you have a lot of explaining to do!

[DemonFrog 1,354]

The series of people drinking fresh milk continues

[jazza 1,323]

This picture fills every dream.

The erect nipple.

The soft touch.

The clean and shiny hair.

The beautiful lines of the body.

Edited November 6, 2014 by jazza

[old dee 23,801]

Don't do it OD as it a trick.

Black and red berries is clearly an illegal substance so WADA will be coming to get you if you drink it.

I know what they are DF

But suspect anyone who eats them.

[old dee 23,801]

How do I stop the blindness?

Risk one eye!