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I can see scratches on her leg. Must have happened in a marking contest.

Or did she get the nasty rash form Biff?

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    I think plenty here would like to give her a nasty rash if they were able?

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    From a time when things seemed more innocent

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    Oh this is a response to another thread when someone used the word loyalty.

    Not sure what that word means these day so was going to ask Mitch Clark.

    What's innocent about some slag having sex with a dog?

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    Or did she get the nasty rash form Biff?

    I wish.

    I haven't seen something so cute since Bindi hugged a python.

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    Interesting situation I have been away for three weeks and on some threads I have no idea what has been going on and have little enthusiasm to work them out.

    E.G. the bombers thread has anything happened in three weeks as it would appear the same prattle is going on as before I left.

    I hope I escape this apathy but right now i am struggling for interest in most things MFC.

    It just fun to mock them.

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    What's innocent about some slag having sex with a dog?

    Professor so you are a cups half empty man?

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    Now back to basics

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    I was that old back last century, wonderful time.

    Was looking forward to a flag in my thirties.

    Arr the innocents of youth.

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    I was that old back last century, wonderful time.

    Was looking forward to a flag in my thirties.

    Arr the innocents of youth.

    Did you look in your underwear draw for the flag?

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    Did you look in your underwear draw for the flag?

    Looked everywhere DF and you know the result

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    What a beautiful spring day.

    Really glad I live in Melbourne Australia today.

    If only our team would fire up.

    Have not been shopping so no bananas in the house yet.

    One right now would make it a perfect day

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    What a beautiful spring day.

    Really glad I live in Melbourne Australia today.

    If only our team would fire up.

    Have not been shopping so no bananas in the house yet.

    One right now would make it a perfect day

    Welcome back amigo.

    Hope the warm weather did you the world of good.

    Youve missed so much since last here.

    Did they sell you a new liver or just the pills to keep you alive for another golden year,.

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    What's innocent about some slag having sex with a dog?

    Congrats BBO you may have reached a new lowpoint.

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    What's innocent about some slag having sex with a dog?

    Redleg bought this post to my attention{must have been asleep and missed it}

    Bout time BBO brung some class to the thread.

    Saves me and R@B doing all the heavy lifting in here.

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    Redleg bought this post to my attention{must have been asleep and missed it}

    Bout time BBO brung some class to the thread.

    Saves me and R@B doing all the heavy lifting in here.

    his epithany lasted all of one day

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    Congrats BBO you may have reached a new lowpoint.

    That suggests he has high points? What happened to the Dalai Lama attitude BBO?

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    Congrats BBO you may have reached a new lowpoint.

    Thanks Red, I appreciate your support. It's very satisfying to be recognised by one's peers.

    his epithany lasted all of one day

    That suggests he has high points? What happened to the Dalai Lama attitude BBO?

    Yeah it just didn't work out. Me and morality are just not meant to be bedfellows. The lads are disappointed but they are blaming Biffen's godless influence.

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    I thought you'd found your inner peace there BBO. Not as good as my inner pizzed but thought you were working on it!

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    I thought you'd found your inner peace there BBO. Not as good as my inner pizzed but thought you were working on it!

    he's got the attention span of a gnat, clint and the staying power of colin sylvia
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    he's got the attention span of a gnat, clint and the staying power of colin sylvia

    Aiming pretty low there DC

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    Aiming pretty low there DC

    i think that's how he prefers it clint

    well i could have said he's the scarecrow, the tin-man and the lion all wrapped into one :blink:

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    i think that's how he prefers it clint

    well i could have said he's the scarecrow, the tin-man and the lion all wrapped into one :blink:

    Well at least then I could have a crack at Dorothy.

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    Well at least then I could have a crack at Dorothy.

    She might be busy with Toto.

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    Interesting situation I have been away for three weeks and on some threads I have no idea what has been going on and have little enthusiasm to work them out.

    E.G. the bombers thread has anything happened in three weeks as it would appear the same prattle is going on as before I left.

    I hope I escape this apathy but right now i am struggling for interest in most things MFC.

    Welcome back Old Dee. Lots of things are happening on the site, at Melbourne and of course with the Essendon dope saga.

    For instance, were expecting a big announcement from ASADA later this decade.

    On the Essendon front they've gone and hired a new assistant coach to the golden boy who is now known as "coach for life". The name of the new assistant is Mark Needle about who Bomber President proudly said when announcing the appointment, "with a name like 'Needle', he was the perfect candidate".

    Apparently, nobody was game enough to tell him that Tanya Hird who took copious notes during the interview process is a poor speller. Little also revealed that the selection panel was forced to overlook the only other realistic candidate George Stoned because he announced his retirement immediately after his interview.

    Meanwhile, Herald Sun football manager continues to insist that the mothers of half the team don't exist.

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