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The No T$ No B$ Thread

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Anyway just home and just read the Trengove thread --- If true --- I'm done as a Dees/football supporter.

Does that mean I won't need to stress about you putting your hand on my leg at the footy anymore. Phew! Thank Christ.

BTW, I believe generous Jazzy O is going to get a cheap pair of $2 chemist glasses for your yr 9 student. Big of him. The real Jazzy O was renown for wearing all kinds of expensive and exotic bling and for being kind hearted (despite the odd run in with Biffen). Demonland's version is just miserable and ignorant.

 

Wow. First look on here in a coupla days and can't believe how feral it has become. Fan vs Fan. Brother vs Brother. Teacher vs Farmer. Snipers sniping from the sidelines and mud being thrown back. Mediators trying to calm things. What have we become??



And then in the middle of it all, some heart rending and apparently real stories of hardship, rebellion, charity, and family violence. Very sobering.



I'm reminded of that great speech by an American President:



I think it was President Jack Nicholson in Mars Attacks: "Why can't we all just get along?"


Good morning Australia.

I am in nth California with a very old friend and no one up here even knows what AFL is let alone heard of the Dees.

Cruise starts Sunday Aus time.

So the nett result as I see it so far is we have picked a blues reject.

Hmm back to the Budweiser .

 

Does that mean I won't need to stress about you putting your hand on my leg at the footy anymore. Phew! Thank Christ.

BTW, I believe generous Jazzy O is going to get a cheap pair of $2 chemist glasses for your yr 9 student. Big of him. The real Jazzy O was renown for wearing all kinds of expensive and exotic bling and for being kind hearted (despite the odd run in with Biffen). Demonland's version is just miserable and ignorant.

Happy days, mate.

Still not offering to put your hand in own pockets.

Keep slinging cowboy.


47 on a quiet news day.

Pretty much. Nothing happens around here

Good morning Australia.

I am in nth California with a very old friend and no one up here even knows what AFL is let alone heard of the Dees.

Cruise starts Sunday Aus time.

So the nett result as I see it so far is we have picked a blues reject.

Hmm back to the Budweiser .

where abouts ??

 

where abouts ??

Chico. Bb

Gee a bit of Argo over on the Trengove thread.

Anyone would think the guy was an A grade player.


Gee a bit of Argo over on the Trengove thread.

Anyone would think the guy was an A grade player.

Anyone would be wrong :rolleyes:

Chico. Bb

So if you're in Chico , does that make you "the Man" ?? :rolleyes::)

Wow. First look on here in a coupla days and can't believe how feral it has become. Fan vs Fan. Brother vs Brother. Teacher vs Farmer. Snipers sniping from the sidelines and mud being thrown back. Mediators trying to calm things. What have we become??

And then in the middle of it all, some heart rending and apparently real stories of hardship, rebellion, charity, and family violence. Very sobering.

I'm reminded of that great speech by an American President:

I think it was President Jack Nicholson in Mars Attacks: "Why can't we all just get along?"

Are you sure you are on the right thread? Or are you watching Pride and Prejudice?

Wow. First look on here in a coupla days and can't believe how feral it has become. Fan vs Fan. Brother vs Brother. Teacher vs Farmer. Snipers sniping from the sidelines and mud being thrown back. Mediators trying to calm things. What have we become??

And then in the middle of it all, some heart rending and apparently real stories of hardship, rebellion, charity, and family violence. Very sobering.

I'm reminded of that great speech by an American President:

I think it was President Jack Nicholson in Mars Attacks: "Why can't we all just get along?"

Because we all love the argy bargy!


If defecation is not out, you are in deep shite!

I think DC means defection. Give him some slack he often struggles with the detail.

This thread never disappoints

you haven't answered the question

does he measure up to your lofty ideals or is he a filthy dh?


Gee a bit of Argo over on the Trengove thread.

Anyone would think the guy was an A grade player.

Agreed, but the problem is that he is an A grade bloke and Demon, and one who, apart from probably only Nathan Jones, is the most loved player at the club.

FWIW I can see the sense in the deal, but part of me wants there to be some other means to the same end ...

Part of the normal emotional conflict of supporting the Dees ... :wacko:

Good morning Australia.

I am in nth California with a very old friend and no one up here even knows what AFL is let alone heard of the Dees.

Cruise starts Sunday Aus time.

So the nett result as I see it so far is we have picked a blues reject.

Hmm back to the Budweiser .

A hard life, OD, but someone has to do it ... :):)

talking of missing persons, where the bloody hell is stuie?

Probably searching for gifs ... :lol:

 

you haven't answered the question

does he measure up to your lofty ideals or is he a filthy dh?

What question? I do not wish to enter a discussion about purging bodily waste. Anyway what about you Lothario? I'll bet your silly comment was a result of the mental anguish of choosing between blue rinsers at some local dinner dance. Biff's drugs are apparently doing the business!

What question? I do not wish to enter a discussion about purging bodily waste. Anyway what about you Lothario? I'll bet your silly comment was a result of the mental anguish of choosing between blue rinsers at some local dinner dance. Biff's drugs are apparently doing the business!

i can see you see right through me oh wise one

if i was a 10yo i would enrol at your school just to bask in your intellect


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