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The No T$ No B$ Thread

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Anyway .

Seems like i missed Jazzas speech on the Capitalist Utopia.

Throw people out of school and into the factories/farms.

I am not against it as long as i have some say in the organization of it.

WTF are you talking about? You get a shite load of tax breaks and pay SFA taxes. "Our" taxes prop up your occupation. I like to eat and drink, but without teachers, you'd be still in a cave (if you aren't there already).

We get FA breaks these days,Interesting that somebody like you are probably seen at heritage listing protests.But dont wont to go back living in a cave.I wouldnt have a problem with that.especially with the punching the kid in the face parents among us today.

Maybe Jazzy O could chip in half for the glasses.

Happy to pay for the kids glasses.Seeing as you havent offered a cent kokbreath.Lenghten your arms,before throwing mud at others.

Although fathers like that should be horsewhipped as the first priority.

 

BBO, teachers are generally underpaid and undervalued, but then so are farmers and various other occupations. I have a daughter in year 9 myself, so I can relate to your story, and I think, like jazza, that what you are doing for the poor kid is great.


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bbo, you lecherous bastard. i just read in the daily that 4 out of 5 primary school teachers are female

think i might take up teaching. do they have any back room jobs that don't involve kids?

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Hey Old Dee I am spending the weekend in the country with the grandchildren and the rest of the family.

Keep coming onto Demonland but no news.

 

Hey Old Dee I am spending the weekend in the country with the grandchildren and the rest of the family.

Keep coming onto Demonland but no news.

I think he has left us!

I think he has left us!

hes on a Cruise :) lucky duck !!


hes on a Cruise :) lucky duck !!

Without his mates from Demonland.

How could be possibly be enjoying himself?

Pizzweak Jazzy O.

He says with his hands nowhere near his pockets.

Dont avoid the girl who needs glasses.

Try to sling mud at me,typical city slicker,All over big boy,no balls for you.

BBO,tell me the old mans name and i will at least try to get something done.

Go to the nearest chemist,buy some elcheapos and i will cover it for ya mate.

another tense gripping day of trading

i've been on the edge of my seat all day

haven't had so much fun since bbo's lads got stoned and mistook him for a fox

another tense gripping day of trading

i've been on the edge of my seat all day

haven't had so much fun since bbo's lads got stoned and mistook him for a fox

Just got in,Whats happened?

And please dont say we got winderlich

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Just got in,Whats happened?

And please dont say we got winderlich

Nothing and no.

Without his mates from Demonland.

How could be possibly be enjoying himself?

Dunno..5 Bars and endless Buffets come to mind :rolleyes:

another tense gripping day of trading

i've been on the edge of my seat all day

haven't had so much fun since bbo's lads got stoned and mistook him for a fox

Flogging of American Dollars I hope DC.

Flogging of American Dollars I hope DC.

nah, got rid of the lot on yesterday's up

lucky

It's nice to know that we are all spending tax payer dollars wisely!


bbo, you lecherous [censored]. i just read in the daily that 4 out of 5 primary school teachers are female

think i might take up teaching. do they have any back room jobs that don't involve kids?

Mate, teachers are bizarre lot but .... external wearing of the jocks .... sorry.

Anyway just home and just read the Trengove thread --- If true --- I'm done as a Dees/football supporter.

you can put your member along with biffo's in the microwave too, bbo

 

you can put your member along with biffo's in the microwave too, bbo

Well with the around $550.00 it will save me, I'll be able to afford a new microwave.


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