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Power Bands, the Fev and Me

Deeman
in Melbourne Demons

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Over the past two months I've been wearing the POWER BANDS and feeling as strong as an ox or at least as strong as the Fev but after Mr. Samuels and his ACC intervened, I'm more than somewhat deflated and can't even lift an iPhone. There has to be some justice in the world surely?

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    Speaking of deflated cutomers...... in the news this week the revelation of the sus financial practices and dubious benefits of a company fLogging erectile disfunction treatments. Yes, THAT ONE !

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    RFLOL - proves you don't need to be smart to play sport.

    If you had a choice in life, be smart or dumb and make lots of money playing sport!! hmmmm hard one really.

    Just shows its 90% in the head.

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    Speaking of deflated cutomers...... in the news this week the revelation of the sus financial practices and dubious benefits of a company fLogging erectile disfunction treatments. Yes, THAT ONE !

    They must feel a bit hard done by. A little stiff to get singled out like that, but it's yet to be seen if the ACCC's case will stand up in a court of law.

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    Nobody tell Jackattack...

    I could smell the burning rubber from the powerband bonfire he had last week from miles away.

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    Actually I'm a little disappointed, now how are we supposed to identify the gullible fools?

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    Actually I'm a little disappointed, now how are we supposed to identify the gullible fools?

    They're the ones wearing Ed Hardie T Shirts.

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    Actually I'm a little disappointed, now how are we supposed to identify the gullible fools?

    They're the ones wearing Ed Hardie T Shirts.

    And snapping up Essendon memberships . :blink:

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    And snapping up Essendon memberships . :blink:

    my next door neighbour and i had a bet last year about who would finish higher - essendon or melbourne. i claimed my slab...and today he made the same bet. 1 slab of boags. couldnt shake his hand fast enough.

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    my next door neighbour and i had a bet last year about who would finish higher - essendon or melbourne. i claimed my slab...and today he made the same bet. 1 slab of boags. couldnt shake his hand fast enough.

    Hahahaha your next door neighbour is a douchbag. A "deeluded" fool, it must be said.

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    my next door neighbour and i had a bet last year about who would finish higher - essendon or melbourne. i claimed my slab...and today he made the same bet. 1 slab of boags. couldnt shake his hand fast enough.

    Geez! Can you put on one for me????

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    Not relevant...just an email forwarded to me that's not PC but funny.

    Edited by 45HG16
    Indeed, not only was that not funny but it was completely inappropriate, quite disgusting and not at all in keeping with what this site is about.

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    They're the ones wearing Ed Hardie T Shirts.

    BINGO!

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    my next door neighbour and i had a bet last year about who would finish higher - essendon or melbourne. i claimed my slab...and today he made the same bet. 1 slab of boags. couldnt shake his hand fast enough.

    Got the exact same bet on with my best mate for 2011, except it's $100 for whoever finishes higher at the end of the H&A season. Like you, couldnt shake his hand fast enough

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    Can't understand how anybody honestly bought this candy, over $50 for a piece of rubber with aluminium on it? Must have been an exceptional sales pitch...

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    Can't understand how anybody honestly bought this candy, over $50 for a piece of rubber with aluminium on it? Must have been an exceptional sales pitch...

    I think they managed to get a few onto big name NBA players .

    Again not noted for their intelligence but got a few Aussie rules boy's to follow the craze all the same .

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    Can't understand how anybody honestly bought this candy, over $50 for a piece of rubber with aluminium on it? Must have been an exceptional sales pitch...

    Not only that, but they actually went on to profess how much better, stronger, more balabced they felt wearing it. Ha...

    Just shows how weak and easily manipulted their minds were!

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    Not only that, but they actually went on to profess how much better, stronger, more balabced they felt wearing it. Ha...

    Just shows how weak and easily manipulted their minds were!

    Apparently it was an enhanced version of Peter Brock's Polariser (enhanced version of bulltish that is)

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    Not only that, but they actually went on to profess how much better, stronger, more balabced they felt wearing it. Ha...

    Just shows how weak and easily manipulted their minds were!

    Or how powerful the dollar is!

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