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You can tell it's the off season when ...

Chelly
in Melbourne Demons

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... the official website of the Melbourne Football Club carries a lead story entitled: "Raffle winner thrilled"!

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    .... fans want their 1st & 2nd year players (or in Morton's case 3rd year players) to either add or shed kgs almost overnight.

    .... posters here squabbling over modicum matters, or post smart ar$e replies.

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    Last off season was quite busy here, particularly around draft time. E25 and a few others are doing their best to keep it busy, but I must admit I've barely visited... This'll be the first year in a few in which the actual football will be the most encouraging part of following the club. :D Not the off season.

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    ...Some spud that was delisted by another club is worthy of a three page thread on the pros and cons of us getting him.

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    Im just waiting for another "CRISIS" thread from JCB if we lose our first NAB match :)

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    Im just waiting for another "CRISIS" thread from JCB if we lose our first NAB match :)

    HaHaHa!!! B) Yeah we never really recovered as a club from that first shockers game did we!!! (sorry JCB, nothing personal, but it did make me laugh)

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    .... Someone says "Danny Hughes"

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    ...there's no football being played...

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    I'm spending Sunday afternoon relaxing with a bottle of wine, instead of yelling at Newton/Bruce/Umpires ... and I miss yelling at Newton/Bruce/Umpires

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    ... there's nothing to watch on TV

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    I'm spending Sunday afternoon relaxing with a bottle of wine, instead of yelling at Newton/Bruce/Umpires ... and I miss yelling at Newton/Bruce/Umpires

    Should've savoured those things.

    It's likely at least one of those things won't be around to yell at next year, possibly two.

    (but we'll always have umpires!)

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    When you can read the paper in 10 minutes. :(

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    . . . newscasters start throwing around the word "we" in their sports reports.

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    we have had a possible 4 days out of 5 in our local cricket season, due to wet weather, and the AFL replay, but my god we have drank some [censored] :)

    see the off-season isn't too shabby!

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    Posters believe that player performances in an end of season overseas jolly augur well for the following season which is atill 5 months away

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    ... speculation mounts as to whether Art Vanderlay is going to get drafted.

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