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You can tell it's the off season when ...

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... the official website of the Melbourne Football Club carries a lead story entitled: "Raffle winner thrilled"!

 

.... fans want their 1st & 2nd year players (or in Morton's case 3rd year players) to either add or shed kgs almost overnight.

.... posters here squabbling over modicum matters, or post smart ar$e replies.

Last off season was quite busy here, particularly around draft time. E25 and a few others are doing their best to keep it busy, but I must admit I've barely visited... This'll be the first year in a few in which the actual football will be the most encouraging part of following the club. :D Not the off season.

 

...Some spud that was delisted by another club is worthy of a three page thread on the pros and cons of us getting him.

Im just waiting for another "CRISIS" thread from JCB if we lose our first NAB match :)


Im just waiting for another "CRISIS" thread from JCB if we lose our first NAB match :)

HaHaHa!!! B) Yeah we never really recovered as a club from that first shockers game did we!!! (sorry JCB, nothing personal, but it did make me laugh)

.... Someone says "Danny Hughes"

...there's no football being played...

 

I'm spending Sunday afternoon relaxing with a bottle of wine, instead of yelling at Newton/Bruce/Umpires ... and I miss yelling at Newton/Bruce/Umpires

... there's nothing to watch on TV


I'm spending Sunday afternoon relaxing with a bottle of wine, instead of yelling at Newton/Bruce/Umpires ... and I miss yelling at Newton/Bruce/Umpires

Should've savoured those things.

It's likely at least one of those things won't be around to yell at next year, possibly two.

(but we'll always have umpires!)

When you can read the paper in 10 minutes. :(


. . . newscasters start throwing around the word "we" in their sports reports.

we have had a possible 4 days out of 5 in our local cricket season, due to wet weather, and the AFL replay, but my god we have drank some [censored] :)

see the off-season isn't too shabby!

Posters believe that player performances in an end of season overseas jolly augur well for the following season which is atill 5 months away


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