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i would actually trade michael newton for 3 prawn dumplings and 2 spring rolls. please note, that i would be the only one who gets them, and they would not be for sharing.

2 prawn dumplings and and a crab stick. Nothing more :mad:

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Have I missed some actual news - is Newton, he who proved time and time again his great great uncle's theory of gravity by falling at every hurdle, still listed? Heaven forbid.

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i would actually trade michael newton for 3 prawn dumplings and 2 spring rolls. please note, that i would be the only one who gets them, and they would not be for sharing.

Would you ? I'll keep the prawn dumplings and 2 spring rolls. No Deal ! :P

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Would you ? I'll keep the prawn dumplings and 2 spring rolls. No Deal ! :P

For so called Melbourne supporters, this attempt at humour is nothing but puerile denigration of a Melbourne player.....yes he has frustrated us all, but I couldn't bring myself to talk this way about a player who plays for my Club

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For so called Melbourne supporters, this attempt at humour is nothing but puerile denigration of a Melbourne player.....yes he has frustrated us all, but I couldn't bring myself to talk this way about a player who plays for my Club

Agreed.

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For so called Melbourne supporters, this attempt at humour is nothing but puerile denigration of a Melbourne player.....yes he has frustrated us all, but I couldn't bring myself to talk this way about a player who plays for my Club

Ah... I'm actually saying I wouldn't trade him ? Hence the "no deal." Deelirium is the one who said he would.

Besides, I like Yum Cha.

And Chook, you need to read too, instead of just jumping on the bandwagon of jumping the gun.

edit: When I say "I'll keep the.." means Newton can stay put.

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In case anyone else finds it easer to look at a 22 in this sort of formation, here's how they might line up:

B: Bartram Warnock Bennell

HB: Grimes Garland Bail

C: Morton McKenzie Trengove

HF: Dunn Watts Sylvia

F: Wona Jurrah Bate

R: Jamar Scully Moloney

INT: Spencer Gysberts Cheney Newton

Pretty sure Cheney wont be playing

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Ah... I'm actually saying I wouldn't trade him ? Hence the "no deal." Deelirium is the one who said he would.

Besides, I like Yum Cha.

And Chook, you need to read too, instead of just jumping on the bandwagon of jumping the gun.

edit: When I say "I'll keep the.." means Newton can stay put.

I was actually quoting the guy who quoted you, but I was referring to what Jaded abd Deelirium wrote, not what you wrote. I guess I should be more careful who the people I quote, quote, as it were.

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For so called Melbourne supporters, this attempt at humour is nothing but puerile denigration of a Melbourne player.....yes he has frustrated us all, but I couldn't bring myself to talk this way about a player who plays for my Club

I could, he's a dud of the highest order.

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Ah... I'm actually saying I wouldn't trade him ? Hence the "no deal." Deelirium is the one who said he would.

Besides, I like Yum Cha.

And Chook, you need to read too, instead of just jumping on the bandwagon of jumping the gun.

edit: When I say "I'll keep the.." means Newton can stay put.

Hahahah out of everyone to get reprimanded for their comments it was you! I found this quite funny.

I propose a new nickname for Newton; Garfield. As in cat, as in 9 lives. Miller had 8 lives it seems.

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Hahahah out of everyone to get reprimanded for their comments it was you! I found this quite funny.

I propose a new nickname for Newton; Garfield. As in cat, as in 9 lives. Miller had 8 lives it seems.

Actually it could well eventuate to nine for Miller - Tiger. "Here kitty cat..."

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I was actually quoting the guy who quoted you, but I was referring to what Jaded abd Deelirium wrote, not what you wrote. I guess I should be more careful who the people I quote, quote, as it were.

I get you. By geez that was a mouthful. Nearly got lost in all the quoted, quote quotes. :)

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I expect they've taken Ian Aitken's raw-meat-eating promotions off the agenda these days?

Actually, everything's off the agenda in China, particularly social networking if this report is correct - Brisbane Lions' Facebook ban for China trip. The report says that "players and officials have also been warned hotels have an additional internet filter and not to bother spending hours trying to set up a proxy server to circumnavigate the restrictions".

Can you imagine the Fev working away at his lap top in some Shanghai hotel trying to set up a proxy server?

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At the airport now about to head off. Will do my best to post updates, photos etc when I get a chance.

Your off to China?

Wow, that is dedication. Are you involved more than I would know?

Excited that it is October 13 and the Dees play in a few days, disappointed I want here or see any of it for 24 hours?

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Actually, everything's off the agenda in China, particularly social networking if this report is correct - Brisbane Lions' Facebook ban for China trip. The report says that "players and officials have also been warned hotels have an additional internet filter and not to bother spending hours trying to set up a proxy server to circumnavigate the restrictions".

Can you imagine the Fev working away at his lap top in some Shanghai hotel trying to set up a proxy server?

I can, and it's hilarious!

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So is the game being televised in China?

If so, is a stream available..? Anyone??

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At the airport now about to head off. Will do my best to post updates, photos etc when I get a chance.

I'll do the same - am leaving for shanghai on saturday morning for business but after much internal debate Ive decided I can justify a small amount of leisure whilst there ;)

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Is there any word from over there in China or is there a total news blackout?

Last communication was out of Hong Kong airport, I think?

Not sure there will be match more than that, sadly. If it was the filth it would find it's way back here somehow.

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