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Disappointing game today. I can't help but think we need someone to really give the players a rev up. Uncompromising, draw a line in the sand kinda guy. Vote 1 for Leon. http://www.youtube.com/watch

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Lewis brilliant rant about Lance on the Daily Show tonight....

Yeah , posted that clip and then lo and behold Lewis is on the Daily Show (which I just watched and is a must view)

You may have caught hold of 'Real Time with Bill Maher' . If not , it's definately worth a look - on once a week (Friday in the States) Topical, and like the Daily Show , has a strong political slant and can be very funny .

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Speaking of losing it, how about this from Fast Forward.

Well worth a bump and here's another Seinfeld bit ...

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Great posts guys.

Stuies been working on some new material.

This would be the place for it.

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Good work 'dl' . What a great film 'The Party' was . Must have another look at it .

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Bruno Mars doing some impersonations . You'll possibly have to full screen it for the full effect . This bit is put together from a Saturday Night Live episode of a few weeks ago ...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uiKghWWQq9U

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Ha, nice one. I only know him from Parks & Recreation (great show BTW).

It always surprises me to see some actors doing other things. Donald Glover from Community (another good show) is another in a similar situation.

Absolutely love Donald Glover and Community for that matter. The new season is losing its touch a little but still great.

Very strong British theme here, which I appreciate. Love a little Black Books, Fawlty Towers, Keeping Up Appearances and The Young Ones.

Seinfeld is still probably my favourite comedy though. So clever in every way.

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Seinfeld is still probably my favourite comedy though. So clever in every way.

I'd recommend trying Curb Your Enthusiasm, created by and starring Seinfeld co-creator Larry David.

I think Curb Your Enthusiasm retains the Seinfeld feel, but the humour is more current.

I'd say Seinfeld is a better show, but I'd probably choose to watch Curb Your Enthusiasm over Seinfeld these days.

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I'd recommend trying Curb Your Enthusiasm, created by and starring Seinfeld co-creator Larry David.

I think Curb Your Enthusiasm retains the Seinfeld feel, but the humour is more current.

I'd say Seinfeld is a better show, but I'd probably choose to watch Curb Your Enthusiasm over Seinfeld these days.

Curb Your Enthusiasm is the greatest comedy series that i have ever seen.I just love the way Larry David ignores all the social norms!The interaction and interplay with the characters around him like Jeff and Richard Lewis who would be his closest friends is brilliant.I also like how Larry is more suspicious and wary of Marty Funkhouser and Ted Danson who would be more acquaintances than friends.Those two would be bordering on being enemies of Larry though as opposed to being friends! It's a better comedy than Seinfeld imo.

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From 'The Daily Show' last Thursday ...

John Oliver in Australia ...

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