rumpole

Rumpole: Mr Hird. Could you tell the court whether any of your players were ever injected with performance enhancing or banned substances?James Hird: Most certainly not! Rumpole: Thank you Mr Hird. Could you then tell the court what were the substances that were injected into the players at the injecting rooms opposite Windy Hill? James Hird: I wouldn't have a clue.

Won't take it ... even if they threw in a set of steak knives.

Cut it out. Everybody knows we're tanking.

And where is your evidence that the AFL and MFC leaked information. Specifics, please.

Brownsville? Sounds like some backwards town in Kentucky.

IIRC the Brisbane midfielder who really killed us last time was Jack Redden who just missed out on incurring the wrath of the MRP this after last week. He and Rockliff still need to be contained. And then there's Beamer who they said was the best thing to arrive in Brisbane since sliced bread. Their midfield is still going to be problematic.

Good to see the return of HOW THE DEMONS FARED KC. Is that young NZ kid eligible to play for Casey this year?

Not really libelous and it would not surprise if there was some collaboration or information sharing between Jackson, the MFC and the AFL. Wouldn't surprise if the AFL's footing the bill (or some of it) for Jackson over the next 6 months.All speculation, of course.

Tiriel Mora tried it in The Castle. Didn't work. It was "flawed".

Is that a fact?

There are certainly a few posters around here venting some toxic gas. I like the idea of this thread. Keep the complaints and bickering in the one thread instead of all over the place.

Just as John Northey inherited the Barassi legacy, Neeld inherited the Bailey legacy and to a lesser extent, that of Daniher, both of which were more or less shambolic in terms of the direction in which most of the stronger clubs were travelling. He's been left with the task of turning things around which he could only do with a vastly different list and because of its relative youth and lack of maturity, change won't be effected overnight. The naysayers don't understand this and demand to see immediate change and a finite number of wins. They see modest expectations as an advance sign of failure. They simply don't understand.

Does MFC membership automatically entitle you to membership of your affiliated VFL club these days?

The story is a beat up. As has been pointed out more than once, if there was an element of truth in the inference that Dank and his activities were indeed associated with the MFC on a professional basis, she would have written about players claiming to have been treated by him and not just seen by them. She's not only spiteful; she's dumb.

Who do you think fed Wilson the story about Schwab looking ashen faced after the team beat Port Adelaide? Who gave Robinson the story with alleged details about the Swans game at Manuka? Certainly not people friendly to the cause of the incumbent board.

By what measure is this not prima facie evidence that Carlton and Richmond acted to prejudice the interests of the AFL? If Demetriou is not prepared to institute an investigation then he and the commissioners should resign forthwith. Fitzpatrick is conflicted on this one anyway.

I think 2013 will be the year when Jack Watts will shake off his detractors and come of age as a top level AFL footballer.

My guess is that if there is a $500k fine a significant part of it could be suspended.

No worries.I know your point and consider it to be poorly thought out and illogical. I was answering your silly question, but that's OK.

The article says he was intoxicated on the night which is interesting. Does anyone know if he has a problem with alcohol? I'm not suggesting he was Franz Liszt at the time but one would be horrified if he was even a bit tipsy when he appeared on On The Couch. And the AFL launched a 6 month investigation on the strength of words uttered by this person?

Melbourne and many other teams (including Carlton over a three year period) list managed and selected their teams and placed their players without having a great amount of regard for the outcome of games. Carlton took Fevola off the ground against Collingwood for long periods of time when he was "on fire" and would have won the game for them had he stayed on the ground. The Blues led Essendon by 5 goals at half time at the MCG, changed what was a winning combination and fell apart and lost and in the Kreuzer Cup nobody tagged Travis on his way to a career high 42 (dangerous) possessions. They went wide and to the flanks way to often that day. Everyone knew what was going on and a fat, overweight and unfit Whitnall was a joke at FF while Fev was hospitalised a month early to keep him out of this game in particular. The Blues were boasting about how smart they were at the time. Collingwood lost eight in a row at the end of 2005 and put in some shockers courtesy of some deft list management. I remember turning the TV off during a Friday night game when they were so obviously trying not to win that I couldn't watch any more. I don't expect any of that to be investigated the way they did with our game at Manuka when our players tried their guts out against the Swans. They were undermanned, were never going to win. Once you allow what the AFL did when Freo dropped half its team for a meaningless final round game, intention and morality aren't relevant. The AFL set the precedent and they should take responsibility for the tanking controversy.

At least the desk isn't as old as your jokebook.

For a club that has, in recent years, been perpetually near the bottom of the ladder and a constant target of the vultures in the media, Melbourne has done extremely well in attracting lucrative new sponsorship deals, something it was less able to do before Cameron Schwab took on the role of CEO.

Was he really Voldemort's manager too?

So the answer to the question is that we tanked in those years or we didn't tank in those years?