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Lewis is as good as his last game. Which was worse than terrible.

AKA “ highly infectious “.

Property in and of the Gat was and is always a nebulous concept. As recent travesties articulate.

In his case, Goon sack under the verandah. The hips are already unsightly enough. Not to mention the boat race.

Gil looks like a Melbourne supporter. Those lame rural pants and the clean shiny RM Williams cowboy boots type punchable Melbourne supporters. Though I’m now a country member- I still hate us. But our 15- 30 year old female fans are a cut and several incisors above their Collingwood counterparts.

When has that ever had any effect on the commentary? Did you know Scully left us for the Giants after publicly stating he was enjoying his time getting flogged every week at Melbourne?

Stick with the caterpillar and the white man twerk. Why change now.

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It’s not really a journey. Life is not really a journey either. It’s actually a process and should be viewed as such. People who say “life’s a journey” rely on astrology, tarot cards and other esoteric nonsense too much. Life is a process and success is a series of correct and often difficult decisions.

May should’ve used white male privilege as his defence.Works like a charm .

Bitters has a thing for “Sticky” as he calls her. And the girl from the Trivago ads. Sicko that he is.

I’m a drug dealer and a pimp. It would be unethical for me not to use drugs.

Try to find some vibrant kids. The lazy ones are already here selling milk powder and complete uni degree finished exam papers.

Meteorologists and Tax officers, Parking officers and Drug testers should be tested then. And lawyers too please. Make it happen Serpico.

I was expropriated of my inner urban existence due to alleged gentrification performed by outer suburban Bogans with moronic TV hosts egging them on. What was once a squalid and thriving rats nest of authentic urban decay now has more bathrooms and faux marble than a Chinese brothel. May lightning strike cast and crew of the block before they attack their next project. Hence I’m a country member.

It’s ok Slim. Ethan is working for Babylon. I’m gonna plant some nasty gear on Grapeviney and Ethan will take him downtown.

Proudly.

Yes I agree with you for once Moon. We need the right types. No riff raff. Quality not quantity.

He’s had his fair share of trials . Let’s hope he has broken the spell. Many here were too quick to judge.

I’m good with kids. I’ve sired 25-30 of them myself. ”Babysitting “ will be the perfect cover for our operation. You can shake em down on your shift and I’ll put the “evidence” straight back out on the street. We’ll be rich.

I’m moving to Perth now that I have you as my wholesale supplier. We could be anything. I’ve got the body- you’ve got the brains. My name is mud over in Victoria. Theres no bridges I haven’t burnt, apart from a couples bluestone jobs. But that’s besides the point. I’ve always liked that Perth cop show on TV. Clear the couch- I’m on my way.

Mitchell was the most selfish cricketer in Park cricket history. Quick threes off his own shots and slow , limping singles of his partners shots. if you were as quick as you say I would encourage you to hit him from the non strikers end. Speaking of encouragement, The kid we hire to inspire Jake should be disadvantaged in some severe way- either a drunk mum , perhaps a total orphan even. Failing that, a terminal disease would be nice, but nothing that makes the kid look ugly.Jake could be the kids best friend and take him on his journey- not in a MJ kind of way- just a nice unlikely relationship.

Running in the snow worked for Rocky . Is Jake going to start punching a Beef carcass in a cool room? He will mos def make a strong comeback if so. I hope we can find a gnarly old coach to speak like a pirate to him as well. Money well spent!! Personally , I think we should hire a cute little kid to say “cmon Jake, I believe in you champ”! to him when he runs. If he has relationship problems that are magically resolved with his triumphant return that would be a huge bonus. Potentially, a quiet chat to the man upstairs during his dark night of the soul wouldn’t go astray. God bless America!!!

I can’t believe Ethan’s a cop. I may need to get back on the Bath Salts.

Me too.