Guys, this isn't frickin Florida.
Save your medical issues for the hospital staff.
Grin and bear it like the old bastards of old.
FFS-you all used to be so happy.In your misery.
This thread is becoming like gods waiting room.
I'm declaring a cultural revolution .
This thread, nay forum, has become a haven for geriatric middle to upper class men discussing their ailments and their bowel movements on a nightly basis.
I, for one, am disgusted by the continuous, phallic references to bananas and viagra.
As a feminist, I would like the thread closed immediately.