Biffen

You sexist pig. Benny Hill was only interested in women for his personal titillation.

Nice one Adri.... er Jara. Seen Caro near the water cooler lately? Tell er shes dreamin'.

Alan Johnson

Back in Black?

I was talking about music Stuie . Why do you have to reduce everything down to the level of gay insults , lesbians etc And I'm not allowed on school camp any more since the intervention order. Sorry to offend your music tastes-I obviously struck a raw nerve. FWIW I'm into disco,which is on the verge of a comeback.I just know it is. See , you accuse me of not talking about footy and the thread topic is actually about what crappy song we should tell the AFL to play for us to jazz up the coverage . Have you got any suggestions? Maybe something along the lines of footy ,footy something ,win ,tough ,footy .Staying focused ,Something like that.

RDB?

Sellars and Dawes worry me as well. We cant carry too many unco talls. I think I mentioned on here that we went too hard on getting Dawes. Hopefully these big guys prove me wrong , and can display some high quality skills. Maybe I have been spoilt by seeing Jimmy followed by Jeff White but the rucking/marking role is so important these days .

More and more its looking like a media fiasco agreed upon by all parties (except us) to keep AFL in the papers during cricket season .Other clubs are happy to watch us cop flack,with very few coming out to support in the media. In the end we will be exonerated and the AFL will tighten the rules that encourage the bottom few to play their best available teams each week ,regardless of age ,ladder position ,niggles etc. With free agency now in place and the New Fake teams established ,there will be little incentive to rest older players and hunt for draft concessions . Sydney have proven that mature aged players can do the job given a good environment .(and a bigger salary cap) The main thing for the AFL is that it will want to make the game appear as clean as possible . I dont believe we tried to tarnish the game either-we were just really inconsistent . Paul Roos just got a shock when we ended his career that day on the G. We will not go down just because "On the Couch" and our Kero ,Robbo,Brock and other hacks have a gripe with us.

Really good article by this guy. Hope they sack Caro and promote him.

Nah Stuie , it's all about the music . Got any Divine?

Gold!

David Warner (Australia)

What did the great man say ? How was the outfit? What is he like ? I mean what is he really like?

Stuie ,can you rumble through your Brit -POp vinyl and get us a little something from those Spandau Ballet ,Pet Shop Boys ,Bronski Beat ,Culture Club ,and Queen albums you stockpile .

HT didn't stipulate eras.

This is too funny. I'am actually choking with laughter . You are a genius Sloonie .

A little bird told me that Don Scott is having a garage sale. Everybody's talkin' bout you You don hear a word they're sayin'....

Ian Botham Don Bradman Barry Richards Sachin Wasim Hadlee Sobers Sangakarra Warne Holding Murilitharan

Glad to hear you keep yourself fit . I dont know if BBO is looking for that sort of thing. but you should private message him just in case . The City Slicker /the fresh faced country kid It's just like Midnight Cowboy!

BH will be able to explain to you what they are doing . It will be an exciting opportunity for you to get up close to the big man. Totally Jealous. So is Stu.

He should be working harder than a bar of soap in the Castlemaine Health Spa on his disposal efficiency. I hope you can handle the big city by yourself . Watch out for rats and cockroaches-Collingwood and Richmond may be training nearby.

Rock Bottom . If it didn't happen we may have kept muddling along listening to the players feelings on how much they would like to train and what position they want to play. Let's remember that under Bailey ,the players could ring in sick if they didn't wish to attend training . That said , Bailey was the only coach we could afford .I dont believe he has implicated any of us and I hope none of our people have implicated him . The other disgruntled ex players/staff dont count and their evidence would be virtually worthless.

Let us not forget Maxy Gawns' Legendary Yawn as our cultural attache in China. The spew that got us two top picks for a dud with bad knees. We are forever in your debt ,Big Max.

Try buy a pack of smokes. Freaky .

Nev Jetta will do the family proud. Cale Morton will not.