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Gold!

David Warner (Australia)

What did the great man say ? How was the outfit? What is he like ? I mean what is he really like?

Stuie ,can you rumble through your Brit -POp vinyl and get us a little something from those Spandau Ballet ,Pet Shop Boys ,Bronski Beat ,Culture Club ,and Queen albums you stockpile .

HT didn't stipulate eras.

This is too funny. I'am actually choking with laughter . You are a genius Sloonie .

A little bird told me that Don Scott is having a garage sale. Everybody's talkin' bout you You don hear a word they're sayin'....

Ian Botham Don Bradman Barry Richards Sachin Wasim Hadlee Sobers Sangakarra Warne Holding Murilitharan

Glad to hear you keep yourself fit . I dont know if BBO is looking for that sort of thing. but you should private message him just in case . The City Slicker /the fresh faced country kid It's just like Midnight Cowboy!

BH will be able to explain to you what they are doing . It will be an exciting opportunity for you to get up close to the big man. Totally Jealous. So is Stu.

He should be working harder than a bar of soap in the Castlemaine Health Spa on his disposal efficiency. I hope you can handle the big city by yourself . Watch out for rats and cockroaches-Collingwood and Richmond may be training nearby.

Rock Bottom . If it didn't happen we may have kept muddling along listening to the players feelings on how much they would like to train and what position they want to play. Let's remember that under Bailey ,the players could ring in sick if they didn't wish to attend training . That said , Bailey was the only coach we could afford .I dont believe he has implicated any of us and I hope none of our people have implicated him . The other disgruntled ex players/staff dont count and their evidence would be virtually worthless.

Let us not forget Maxy Gawns' Legendary Yawn as our cultural attache in China. The spew that got us two top picks for a dud with bad knees. We are forever in your debt ,Big Max.

Try buy a pack of smokes. Freaky .

Nev Jetta will do the family proud. Cale Morton will not.

never stopped Seinfeld. You'll be back before something happens, which wont happen. we're set now anyway. We have more than a few good men. They cant handle the truth.

In Vino Veritas. You'll notice us demons put the sanguine drop ahead of the fodder.

2006 Brocks Reef Cab Sav. Kangaroo ,seed mustard ,shallot gravy . Butter leaf Haddad and rice.

Dont get Stu started. he's obsessed.

Great news. I am pretty happy to hear about the almost forgotten guys like Evans and Gawn going well. Pleased to hear Flash looking Flashy. Injuries negligible/improving. Skills improving. Talk improving. Like a football team again.

Roast tofu ?

WYL thinks hes so cool now that he's using all the Gen Y slang . and he keeps spraying his tag all over other peoples graffiti.

Oh please. Spare me.

Jamar looked slow and heavy last year. Frawley was well down on his best also. If the get back to their best we could be in for a good year.

Yeah BBO-save it for that special someone. Since we put everyone on to the powers of Reiki ,Mud baths ,Crystals ,Steam tents and meditation they have all turned into a pack of peaceniks. Hope we dont see Finkelstien in the spa region .We need him on edge .