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My wife bought that book and hasn't wanted a bar of me since. I've been using the buit up sexual tension to have juvenile arguments with Stu. I picture myself pouring hot wax all over him and then getting BBO to whip him Red and Blue. Sloonie then comes in and [censored] Slaps him till he finally shuts the frick up. It's not perfect ,but it gets me through.

Goodo OD. Re laws: they are made to be changed . Otherwise we should buy a Pub Nearby and staff it full time with Demons tragics. I drink at "The Corner" when i go to the Footy ,if I am not too disgusted with life to hang near our dung heap.

I have mates that support the tiggers too Old Dee but that doesn't proclude them from being scum. I see no point in forging a deal with our opposition . We should invest in AAMI (never pay) insurance park and build a decent bar there bar ( with a nice view). We need to think like a corporate animal as much as i am not . I am surprised we do not have more assets as a club such as property ,pubs ,land.etc. If we profit we should be purchasing solid assets as opposed to entering dud deals.

Never heard of it.

I highly recommend a trip to S/E Asia for anyone struggling from middle class anxiety. You can buy a big warm cup of STFU and appreciate life for nothing just by looking at how they bust their arses to live. I still agree with Curry and Beer on this point to some extent. Are you an AFL player suffering from an overly kissed arse? If so , that is your choice and your problems are not worth my consideration. Got no money for a Doctor , and no health system? That is a problem.

If thats the case I'm ringing the Demons shop. A red and blue noose could really boost our finances if we have a rough start to the year. Makes me wonder how we have any supporters left . Oh well-at least our expectations are fairly low.

Felix- I too select articles I like from the papers and ignore the rest. Some journalists can hardly spell, yet they work in print. I once found a turtle crossing the road and we took it in and looked after it for a while . We then went around and knocked on all the neighbours houses to see if anyone owned it. A Vietnamese family said they did but I'm not certain they were telling the truth. We gave them the turtle anyway because they are fairly boring pets and i have enough to worry about. The media have told us they are quite capable of regulating themselves and they have the money to prove it . I dont really have a point but I just wanted to share that with you .

I hate inconsistency too Chook. But only sometimes.(boom boom). Would love to see the Media tested for drugs too.

As far as your rotations policy goes , perhaps you should sit on it. Your backline may appreciate it. and it may save you from the "mass-debate"you indulge in so frequently.

Old Dee , Whilst it would be difficult to sell the Demons , we are far too often a news headline . The marketing types know that the Bad News Demons get more exposure than a certain ex Carlton player.

Ishant Sharma (The Far East)

Jetta ,Chip,Garland Watts, Tom Mc, There were threads devoted to getting rid of Dunn. Now he has fans. I want to see him get a regular game and hold his spot first.

Never stopped you from throwing in your 2 liras worth. or from trying.

Pinko. If it wasn't for communism we wouldn't have advertising.and we wouldn't have ASIO , the Nichols Society or McCarthyism. We would all be wearing blackshirts and eating Spanish . Chardonnay is the first choice of the Socialists these days. politically , I sit somewhere between Chairman Mao and Pauline Hanson, which is neither pleasant smelling nor comfortable. Whats wrong with puce?

Gute Nacht Herr Stuie.

So you're a cross dresser who likes order and discipline? Why dont you move to Germany?

I feel disgusting.You've creeped me out. I hope you're not wearing a taffeta dress,heels and a mo. It's over between you and me.

On the land, and on the beaches,

No one is . Society wins.

You're wonderful Stu, and we all appreciate you very,very much.

Final correction. GF day.

Sorry guys -Thanks for your patience . Staurt Broad.(Blighty)

Strauss has kicking skills. He will hold down a regular spot when he gets a solid run. If he manages to stay fit we will get to see some class.

Xejnky is a word DC. i can xzproove et. Whats wrong with night on the tiles every so often anyway?

For some of Stuies jokes, you just have to BE there, and we aren't. It's unfortunate for him but as any comic genius will verify , it takes years to perfect your act. He will be ready for the amateur night in about 2313.