Biffen

Not you-I just got out of therapy and now this.

Luke Beveridge.

Guys, this isn't frickin Florida. Save your medical issues for the hospital staff. Grin and bear it like the old bastards of old. FFS-you all used to be so happy.In your misery. This thread is becoming like gods waiting room. I'm declaring a cultural revolution . This thread, nay forum, has become a haven for geriatric middle to upper class men discussing their ailments and their bowel movements on a nightly basis. I, for one, am disgusted by the continuous, phallic references to bananas and viagra. As a feminist, I would like the thread closed immediately.

He's hot-ask Ben Hur, even sexier in the flesh.

You sarcast,you.

We never have Tanked,and you wont.

George Bush Senior? The full ramifications of this are yet to play out. Armstrong is guilty of mass fraud, deception and conspiracy to defraud across several countries. Hope he goes down . Never liked him either . Whats to like?

Boofhead bogan. Maher makes me weep. Just has the knack of being able to crush the humour, life, subtlety out of every moment. Yobb tosspot. I hate him more than is reasonable. Such a blokes bloke. And a [censored].

Fred Fanning

I think you brought up the triple century very stylishly . Nice innings.

Nice work Lord Travis Bickle. Next time you want to fight, please wear rubber gloves. You dont know what disease you might pickup. Or better still, smuggle in a blunt object. Keep up the violence! Peace.

Moorabin isn't country Vic. Is it RDB? (one day it will be for sure)

One of your more astute footballing observations big man. Any news on Nathan Jones' tatts?

Beat is such a buzzword . I'm more like a Physiotherapist. Manipulative.

being a student of Carl Jung ,I can recount to you with some(faked) sincerity the actual importance of dreams in order to realise the potential within our psychic being . Macca is simply reliving a pre-pubescent fantasy of exclusion which is a necessary part of success and "becoming who you are". The synchronicity involved in BBOS mentioning of The Reality Bus is quite significant as a pointer to same notions of exclusion/exclusion. i.e. Macca is exploring the possibility of a "prolonged winning streak" which removes him from the comfort zone of dreaming and into the reality of winning . my final diagnosis and subsequent advice ,free of charge ,is for Macca to try to maintain a noble humility as we ascend the ladder and then spit on the scum that we no longer need to be nice to.

My Daughter is coming to the footy with me . never even thought of taking her. She only wants to beat Collingwood ,Essendon ,Richmond,Carlton,Footscray . she once supported the Dogs. We have a new member . Give your kid a few weeks to before inflicting a heavy burden on him . He might come around and see the light at the end of The Vault.

You've made your revelation abundantly clear with some of your posts oh wise Land Lord.

That would be hilarious and inspiring at the same time . Cannot happen. Go back to sleep and find out what happens in September. Remembering we realize our full potential in this state .(Not Vic). ironic that we must achieve our dreams whilst riding the reality bus .

Are you on a bender?

happiness is a middle class obsession . This thread will never last . it's full of sin and diversion from the one true calling .

Percy Beames

If we actually start to win games I will be calling for a complete change of Board positions. Traditionally , on- field success means financial poverty so I will not be happy with the admin . Also , DeetV should be replaced with readings from WYLs new magnus opus-"The Lean Years", so we dont forget the crap times, avoiding complacency. Daisycutter will be running for Mayor of Burwood-Kennetts old seat, so with our new found respect and "pull" we can turn the leafy green parks of the East into a social, club, Sexpo, Casino,stripper,family entertainment type thing. BBO will be able to host poetry readings in Romsey to re-educate those antagonistic, nasty Demonlanders that never have anything nice to say and say it boorishly.(Good Luck) I am trying to perfect the breeding of a Red and Blue Rat which can be carried into the football and placed on the white Jeans of a Hawthorn supporter. Dee-luded will sober-up enough to write a negative post about the dees. Barn Dee will go to Oxford and come out with a Masters of English for contributions to the language. Old Dee will need an ear -tumpet.( "WE WON OLD DEE"-"WHATS THAT YOU SAY?') Whispering Jack will get a Prince Albert and Stuie will release an album of inspirational music from the Nordic regions.

I knew you were a Gemini- both of you are so inconsistent .

Somebody tried to tell me the Village people were all [censored]. Yeah Right! As if . Just one listen to Macho Man and you know that's all lies . I've got no probs with Village Peeps Just dont play Kings Of Cyanide unless stuie pre-dates me.

Dont give up on Juice yet . A year or two in the SANFL, he may return with unfinished business on his mind. I can see a montage of Juice getting back into peak form.