Biffen

This is exactly how they destroy the game. They influence with useless whistling,calls of "not 15',OR "play on". By becoming involved,they alter the outcome,then reverse or allow play to go on due their own guiltiness for the previous error. Most of the frees we get impinge our ball movement or allow the opposition to get back. They need to come to my underground re-education camp for a few months/years.

Too soon. Your personal instability is far more entertaining.

Most of the English lads fall asleep so i knock off the staff early and get "Frederica" to "close up" after Dawn,who is known as Dave during the day.

Who ever asks for proof of age,gender,or credentials,as long as the "massage" is done well?

Hodgey also managed to do his car ticket before the finals and still gets no bad press. Worked with a Hawks deadshyte today who laughed at the prospect of Watts being considered "elite". I replied "not yet but he plays well against Richmond always so next week they will say so" ( mentioned Sen 1116-not my choice of entertainment). The first comment I made to him about Hawthorn was that they should gracefully take a nosedive into Bass Strait in a small plane because nobody else cares.

His wife has pulled rank and he with miss out due to an organic food event.

A very outdated view as always Bitters. We allow women to run the country, to run Westpac and all other sorts of things, apart from sensible and productive decision making,which is a mans domain. I've even had a female Dr recently and she was attentive and thorough. Cured me of my mid -life crises.

Banned in Geelong Primary Schools. I shall say no more.

6.Wattsy 5.Max 4.Jones 3.Tyson 2.Viney 1.Tom Mac.

I reckon Matt Jones and Bugg will make way for classier players although the Jones boy was busy again today.

I find it interesting that the leadership is coming from Watts,Jones,Gawn and Jetta . The have been through lots of trials for this club but the club has given them chances as well. When I picture Garland I see the damage Roos speaks of. The kids have no fear either. Yet I am more impressed by these Four who have shown tremendous faith and resilience and improved themselves steadily.

Forget about Hogan. If Max goes down we are comprehensively and royally [censored].

Totally Agree Chook re the Steffinator. Otherwise we have sold more lemons to more clubs than Arthur Daley has sold "nice motors".

If you replace the words Terlich and Michie with Petracca and Trengove it would be greeted more enthusiastically.

The effort was superb . The scoreline flattered Collingwood. If Garlett was around to add polish it would have been a good old fashioned flogging.

The effort was superb . The scoreline flattered Collingwood. If Garlett was around to add polish it would have been a good old fashioned flogging.

I've got a tranny with me at all times.

A book is something Melbourne supporters read but to a Collongwood Fan it's usually something that gets thrown at them.

Yes and perhaps A few other tracks. All undone by Industrial Disease .

There are not enough drugs in the world to Make Dire Straits sound good.

I will know within the first 10 minutes of the game what the result will be. Both from our tackling intensity and the umpiring.

He has a new show coming out called "Felch Warbler Confidential". Tells you how he extracts his information.

The stoics were a tough lot, but rather dull-like people from Northern UK. I'm more of a sadist DC. I'm afraid Mable was nearest to pin.

Apparently Barrett is denying the use of multiple testosterone creams on his face. Sauces on the beat of this information have indeed confirmed he has been taking loads facially as well as ingesting. Many men are involved and Barrett is not confirming the reports as yet but his acne scarring has healed rapidly due to his man made concoctions according to anonymous reports.

I can't believe the bogans from Alberton are saying they love China but won't go there. We should go there,win,fly back and have another 5-10k new members soon enough. We should be signing up Chinese supporters. Does anybody remember how good Danny Seow could have been FFS?