Queanbeyan Demon

The worst week in football is easily when Colinwood play Essendrugs in a granny.

Do we have two Olivers running around?

Probably just wasted the rest of his time.

Premiership player All Australian 2xB&Fs, including one in a premiership season He'd be, arguably, in the top half dozen players at Melbourne IMHO.

Oliver/Tracktor/Max/Maysie/Pedo

I'm one of the guys that project manages the build and deployment of this type of technology. Here are the underlying mindsets of organisations in change of these projects: do it as cheap as possible we trust no one on the project team, or inside our own organisation, and the default position is "we are being ripped-off" we don't know anything about information system development, but we'll tell you how to do it security concerns are a low priority "what does the contract say" - refer bullet-point two. It's downhill on one leg, blindfolded, with no poles.

Wot? O'Meare can only dream of emulating Mundy. Close to the most overhyped/overrated player of the last 10 years. Never won and B&F, never an AA, averages about five BL votes a season and I don't remember him every turning a game. Good ordinary player at best.

Brown's cut his hair - so not as top heavy as you may think.

It wasn't a player. It was Razor Ray.

Now I'm really worried. Wilsons' judgement on actual footy matters (you know, the game played on an oval-shaped field with 18 players per side)* is generally appalling. Would rather have her predicting that we finish 15th. We'd be certain of winning the premiership then. * Unless it's Footscray, in which case you play with 21 players.

The Pike and Love Shack situations are barely in the same suburb, let alone ball park.

Providing relief forward is indeed important @DeeZee

For a moment I thought Pedo was back in town.

I really can't see how this would be a hard job for anyone to undertake - even S-lobbo. 1. Clarry/Trackta/Max/Mayzie/Kossi/Lever/Petty/NathanJones/Friiiiiiittttaaaaa/Langas/Hibba/Viney/Angus/TommyMac/TommySparrow/BBB 2. The Bont 3. ANB 4.Spargs 5. Throw a tarpaulin over the other 900. Done.

Fox Executive: Hey Tim Lane, wanna co-host a nightly program on the AFL Tim: Would love too . . . how much? Fox Executive: 50k sign-on, 200k/yr salary, 1 paid research assistant Tim: Great, Done. BTW, who's the co-host Fox Executive: S-Lobbo Tim: Um . . . yeah/nah Fox Executive picks up phone: Hey Gerard, wanna co-host a nightly program on the AFL Gerard: Would love too . . . how much? Fox Executive: You'll be hosting with s-lobbo Gerard: That'll be 250K sign-on, 500K salary, 100K OH&S insurance plan, the world's biggest air vaporizer installed in the studio and membership of Al-Anon. Oh, and a social worker in place of a research assistant.

Couldn't agree more Mr Fence. Lobb - his name alone is idiomatic of the way he plays his footy. Jones - one of the best C graders going around JUH - might be a good, consistent player . . . one day Naughton and Darcy are Jack Dyer "good ordinary" - let's face it.

My golly, I do say, that new number 6 seems to be a good player. Do they all come with a ponytail these days?

Maher holds a lot of things firm I am told.

Let me guess: Happy with Grundy and how he's fitting in. Working well with Max - and will build during the year BBB close to injury free for the first time in 47 years All the boys in rehab progressing well, some better than anticipated Connection is important and the playing group have a strong focus on that Delighted with Hunter and offers us a real chop-out going forward into the space Kossie is not being pressured and he'll sign when he's comfy - and we are comfy with that - and Port are comfy, Kossie's accountant is comfy as is Mrs. Kossie JVR is being monitored and we won't be rushing him Kossie is stepping up and will spend more time rotating through the middle - offers us a real change-up in our structures The Dogs are a strong outfit - we have a lot of good games against them and really respect them. They'll came hard at us in a couple of weeks We'll look a bit different with Jacko going back to Perth - but we'll structure a little differently and Grunds offers us new flexibility going forward Yeah nah, we're pretty confident that if we stick to our game style and play the way we wanna play and get the game on our terms, exiting the fat-side of the ground can become a real weapon for us Kicking for goal is something we've been working pretty hard on at the footy club The footy department are pretty sure that if we just go out and play four quarters of good footy each week we can get the chocolates But of course nothing will beat Alan Jeans' observation after Horethgorn had won yet another preliminary final in the 1980's 'We were just happy to get the four point today."

In my era, not a more pure style of footy played in a granny. Maybe a couple of equals (e.g. Jeelong in '07, ArmageDON in '84, Carlscum in '70), but I don't think anything better. And it was US. Brings a tear to my eye still. The MFC just showcased a 150 year old game in its great glory. And they can never take that way from us. 40 minutes of pure transcendence actually.

From the Merriam Webster dictionary: Crunch time: a critical moment or period (as near the end of a game) when decisive action is needed. How is this even remotely possible for JVR, who's not played a senior game, maybe carrying an injury, and has a contract until the end of 2025?

"Healy off, Ellingworth on". The man was all over it and could spot a down hill skier from 100 yards.

Apparently Morgan Stanly showed excellent promise in the U19s, then did a groin and missed the entire next season. Comes off half back quite nicely. Mandate is to restrict oppo's half forwards The 10M in cash is for 1) the umpies when we play Jeelong/South/Footscray during the finals and 2) ward off Bartlett I hear from an insider that the Club is considering investing in tennis balls - very high rates of return Strategic opportunity = buying all the The Filth's reserved seating at Headquarters for the next 10 years so we don't have to get fumigated upon leaving the ground.

I thought this thread was going to be about our little league side.

Yes, the usual will apply LDC: Max will be manhandled off the ball three yards away from an umpire - no free kick Clarry will be blocked 20 times - no free kick BBB will be tunneled - no free kick Big Nank will push Grundy in the back half a dozen times - no free kick Cotchin will throw the ball with his back to the umpire - no free kick.