Queanbeyan Demon

I remember when Lockett went to Sydney. Alan Jones almost shot his load. Half shouting at the microphone, "The Swans will be great this year now we've got Plunger".

All the wind is on 'Land.

They would have had Mike Fitzpatrick on hand to write a thesis on how to untie them.

Like Hird, haven't a GD clue.

There's 12 joints with that problem @Demon Disciple. Maybe they could play player Russian roulette during the trade period this year?

@layzie There's an Essendscum supporter in the coffee group. Says Bevo is no good and should have been sacked two years ago. QD: What? He coached Footscray into a granny two years ago. That's two grannies in five years. Winning finals record just shy of 60 percent. BTW, what's Essendon's winning finals percentage over the last 20 years? Oh, that's right . . 0 percent.

@layzie Guys at my coffee shop: "See the Deez got beaten by the Bears" QD: "Yeah - oh well. BTW, have you heard what happened back on 25 Sept 2021?" Guys at my coffee shop: "Yeah/nah . . . what?" QD: "The best footy ever played in a granny under pressure happened" That shuts 'em up.

Probably makes me a sick mofo, but I'm still celebrating.

Not true @layzie. Have you heard the news? The Deez won the premiership 553 dayz ago.

Nailed it @WalkingCivilWar. Len Thompson was the same back in the 1980's "Russell 'Rino' Richards . . . I'll tell you what Lou, he could be the . . . . . . . . . -> -> -> bestest footballer at Melbourne this week."

I do not understand the Telstra: ad with the kid in the rain phone plans broadband plans bills I receive pathetic performance of their network where I live staff when I speak to them in Bangladesh dividends and why they're so low Their stupid ad is emblematic of their stupid company.

I noted that to @pitmaster. Makes me very nervous. Most of them are hopeless.

Aaron Sandilands was a wonderful footballer. If he had played in Melbourne, he'd be greatly admired IMHO Lachie Neale Jeff Farmer Jeff White Special mention to Clive Waterhouse. Undoubtedly a great and superstar of the Club. Not in the same realm as Pedo, but there-abouts.

Hymie: had a much better footy brain, was both-sided, had a friend, was well groomed, knew siht from clay.

Clearly the FD have no idea what they're doing.

Has James Webb sent back new photos this morning?

Not permitted to throw anyone around these dayz.

This. You can have Royce Hart at CHF and Peter Hudson at FF - but if you're coming via the hotdog stand, forget it.

Um . . . totally NOT awkward. The only thing that counts is what your team-mates think of you. I would suggest every one of them would want him at the 10, 20, 30, 40, 50, 60, 70, 80 year reunions. And quite frankly, I'd suggest those who were not in the 23 would get an invite as well. Suggest you talk to some players, past and present, who were/are fringe players and hear their experiences first hand @Deebauched.

2 down, 8 to go.

Between Jack Dyer and Yogi Berra, you have everything you need to run a press conference I recon @monoccular Q. How do you rate Trackta's game today Goodie (after five goals and 38 touches) A. Trackta? He's okay - good ordinary footballer (Dyer) Q. What about all the fumbling and poor entries into the forward line A. It’s like déjà vu all over again (Berra) Q. James Harmes seemed to struggle a bit today Goodie A. Yeah, he keeps gett'in where the ball aint (Dyer) Q. And do you have any message for Chris Fagan after he got stuck into the AFL about the lighting problem on Satdee? A. You wouldn’t have won if we’d beaten you. (Berra)

They hold on to a lot of other things though.

Not true at all. I have it on good authority (q sarcasm) that BBB and TMac are totally cooked.

Did the Bears STOP, or were we that good? and . . . Do you have any comments on Trac's post match interview?

The titanic's turning circle was pretty good actually. It's the queen mary that had a problem in the department. it would be difficult to see a solitary ice cube from aboard the titanic - so moot point And it could be urged that if the titanic went around the ice-burg, it wouldn't have sunk.