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Yep. Collingwood were without Weideman and Hore, and hopefully will long remain so. Sounds an oxymoron to me, though I guess it is better than the average Collingwood far who lacks the oxy part.

Surely this is some sort of sick joke, maybe being appropriate for AFLXCREMENT ..... but in the season proper?

It can be thus described if it achieves the goal of missing AFLXREMENT.

Would prefer if he was replaced by anyone from any other club. Can our guys just pull out like the Hawks appear to have done?

... or.... ???? Something lurking in the deep dank depths?

There will be plenty of opposition on ballers very keen to keep out of harm’s way I reckon.

Younger and shorter?

I would prefer he had SORRYTOENQR

Erudite as is your norm, Ern

What a horrific blow to any young kid. A real kick in the guts Still, it will give him an extra year in the system to get stronger and wiser and perhaps hungrier - Tracc has turned out more than OK. PS. does anyone know how it happened? Fall? Twist? Poor surface?

.... and converts pretty reliably too.

It seems good enough reason to disband the abominable faux franchise club.

Cranky Are we talking about Ben Holland or Sam here? Sam is well above average for a man of his size both in terms of ‘turning circle’ and ability below his knees IMVHO at least.

Can anyone post a (colour) photo please.

So is this breaking news - "Weed to leave in 2022"??

Fantastic moment in a huge game. Well done Sam. The surfy skulks away and the bald has-been tries but fails for a cheap shot. A pivotal moment for the game, the team and the individual. GO WEEDS (would never have thought, 50 years ago, that I would ever ever say that)

We have one New Defender, May, and another reconditioned one, Lever. My question is can we get VW to sponsor Neville Jetta?

Does anyone actually care?

Surely "worthwhileness" is in the eye of the beholder, hence should one not like something considering it "unworthwhile" is not arrogance?

? ??

Surely not. A highly professional body like the AFL would never introduce a half arsed idea. ???

Do you mean that they will choke in the dying moments??

OMG then he will miss out on the joys of AFLXCREMENT! (Tommy's toe is also probably a bit sore)

I would imagine this piece of brilliance originated from that genius pairing of Gil and Shocking. Surely nobody else could be so inane.

OMG I missed it all Devastated. Do the highlights appear on YouTube? ??? PS was this carp actually on live TV?