Bitter but optimistic

Swank fits me better. And skank for you moonie!!

Or [censored], or crank, Or tank (not at melbourne) ............... and ...just for you Moonie SPANK!! Hope that makes you feel better.

A very balanced comment DC.

Col could have been far more important to Melbourne but..... what we got was ..well ..what we got!!

Jesus Hoges you're getting in early! Let's get the coaching type stuff at least started before we consider post career options! typo

Alpacas are not silly enough to allow their d..ks to be photgraphed by a mate and then posted on the internet!

Well OD, we may not have suffered the total FU that was the Neeld era

A couple of our selections last year turned me off the notion of experienced (ie end of career) players But i'm having a rethink. Without question we are on shite street. Without question our midfield is .... well .. you all know. Without question we are craving success - supporters, members, players need hope. And let's face it Sloane, Swallow et el appears less and less likely. So let's take a punt on those two and , maybe, with some good luck injury wise we can taste some success. IE Be able to go to the footy with some positive expectations. Words missed

The site is working beautifully in the badlands of Romsey. I've set up a second console in the barn so that "the lads" remain up to date. Perhaps a bottle of Moet to sweeten up Mrs Nasher?

Care factor?

Praise the Lord!

Just been reading the thread about server errors and costs etc. So, given it's trade time I wondered who, if any Dland could trade out to raise a few bucks to keep the site going? Who has any value to other sites? Just a few thoughts- OD? Sorry mate but with limited time ahead not worth much. Young dee? Inexperienced but prolific – possible trade to Bomber blitz. WYL – Has pizzed everyone off so no trade value. The Big [censored]. Sprays it everywhere – but hoping someone will take him. Biffen. Serious drug and lifestyle problems. A bit like Garlett – no interest. DC. Flouts his underwear in public – obvious exhibitionist – maybe a bit of run on occasions but would go cheap. Stuie – Wants to be Captain but ..... Moonshadow – couldn’t really even put him up for trade. Obvious user of illegal substances, bizarre lifestyle. Clearly has mental issues. Sounds a bit harsh I know but due diligence would find him out. Ben Hur – Would want to be Captain even more than Stuie – obvious friction there. ‘ ... bubsie??? Effed up due to name change. That Clint Eastwood bloke – Jesus Christ That Song bloke with the buffed breasts and RTG are both Schoolteachers – not worth a cracker. Sorry guys – I left another dozen or so failures out ( at least). I simply became too depressed. Demonland is about as tradeable as MFC. Of course I, modestly, must mention myself, high trade value but loyal. So don’t worry, I’ll stick.

Getting a shiteload of "server errors" - just for your information

I'm a faithful stalker Moonie - one at a time.

Well I can only marry her off once, so I need to get the best possible price. You know how it is in a capitalist world. Worst case she gets sold to Biff and has to work at the Gat.

DC you simply have no appreciation of beautiful women.

My sexy sister!

Above all, I remain simply, an honest deviant.

barnwidth!

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How does a "server farm" differ from an alpaca farm?

Moonie is correct here. You post your opinion - in whatever terms you choose - and you accept the consequences if others don't like them. I'm not saying be thoughtless of others, but FFS, let's not be too precious. If you are on a site which is open to the world then be prepared for a smack now and then.

I fully agree with you OD. He has steadily improved in all aspects of his game. He also seems to have a football brain.

Sorry guys had to take the alpaca avatar down - the lads demanded payment (copyright) - they can be quite precious about such things. Anyway for those with the sniggering schoolboy sense of humour the picture was not what you think. In fact one of the lads wants to be a chiropractor and was practising some "manipulations".