I imagine Earl that you would be a touch nervous at the moment. However, I am confident that your many good works will be rewarded in a certain new year announcement.
I'm slurping a shiraz/viognier atm Clit. A little bit of tannin and a little bit peppery. Not bad. Although I can't quite fill two schooners from the bottle.
Moon, I realise you have some very odd desires which, generally, you manage to suppress. However, when you cannot please pm Biffen.
Lordweaver, why have you forsaken us?
Your credibility hangs on your reason for being os oinka!
Were you a tourist intent on sh agging foreign women?
Or
Were you in uniform, serving your country, and sh agging foreign women?