Bitter but optimistic

Biffen. Moony and Lothario usually deserve some stick.

Come on Jizza man up and snap out of it. Drink some booze, watch some porn and abuse some fellow Dland posters.

Have you received any indications of New Year's honours Earl Hood?

Thanks Bailin .. never get sick of watching that. I remember lurking on Bomberblitz that night. I was quaffing reds while reading the sniveling and recriminations.

Livers are very resilient creatures OD. My doctor regularly sends off samples of my high octane blood for liver function tests. She is always astounded by the (healthy) results ................... and so am I TBH!

Sure you spelt that correctly dc?

BAH [censored] HUMBUG!!!

Ha Ha Ha ! The true spirit of Christmas ! You are a shining light Biff. BTW. I was never a great Joe Cocker fan but unless my memory is totally burnt didn't Joe have an ...ahhh .. medication malfunction and fluffed a concert at the Palais. Early 80's?

It's simple! Ban picture posting - get rid of the illiterates.

Nice work picket! I missed that article this morning. Sharp work by Neeld to get back into the system but FMD he hardly left Melbourne with a glowing CV.

And film noir with its sultry sirens.

Are you missing a link here Whispering?

I don't think enlisting Clit's "friends" will do much for your already bloated farmer's bank balance Jizza.

A popularist post Clit. Bah humbug is my view on Christmas.

Ha Ha Ha! You're right dd that's funny!

That's one of the nicest things I've ever had said about me dc. I'm reaching for the kleenex and the lads are also honking and snivelling. He is a hero to me and I aspire to reach his level of morality. A short but wonderfully decadent life.

since when is "petty" rare, offensive, surprising or unexpected on Dland dc? In fact, I rather pride myself on being petty.

Let me get this straight Clit. A typical night in the Cli t household. You slog down a couple of bottles of expensive red (via the medium of a reidel glass of course) while your dutiful missus lolls about (in dreamy expectation) in a tie. I'm guessing the the only interruption to this blissful domestic tableau is the the phone calls from your golf partner, or customers, or mates, who give you valuable insights to the inner working of the MFC.

Love Howe for his speccies. BUT if that is an example of his taste.................... FMD

Should that read "with her tied up"?

It's too late to play the wine snob Cl it. We all know you are a pi zz head!

My film interest is entirely pornographic. They require little thought, have a simple dialogue and no matter how drunk one may be - the plot is easy to follow.

Now there's a phrase that evokes some colourful memories!

Actually it was my only .................. for that night. It was a rushed , shabby and uncomfortable event. Not worth repeating.

Yeah that's a fact. The stem on Riedel Shiraz glass is most unforgiving. I did for a couple in the sink!