Bitter but optimistic

I don't think enlisting Clit's "friends" will do much for your already bloated farmer's bank balance Jizza.

A popularist post Clit. Bah humbug is my view on Christmas.

Ha Ha Ha! You're right dd that's funny!

That's one of the nicest things I've ever had said about me dc. I'm reaching for the kleenex and the lads are also honking and snivelling. He is a hero to me and I aspire to reach his level of morality. A short but wonderfully decadent life.

since when is "petty" rare, offensive, surprising or unexpected on Dland dc? In fact, I rather pride myself on being petty.

Let me get this straight Clit. A typical night in the Cli t household. You slog down a couple of bottles of expensive red (via the medium of a reidel glass of course) while your dutiful missus lolls about (in dreamy expectation) in a tie. I'm guessing the the only interruption to this blissful domestic tableau is the the phone calls from your golf partner, or customers, or mates, who give you valuable insights to the inner working of the MFC.

Love Howe for his speccies. BUT if that is an example of his taste.................... FMD

Should that read "with her tied up"?

It's too late to play the wine snob Cl it. We all know you are a pi zz head!

My film interest is entirely pornographic. They require little thought, have a simple dialogue and no matter how drunk one may be - the plot is easy to follow.

Now there's a phrase that evokes some colourful memories!

Actually it was my only .................. for that night. It was a rushed , shabby and uncomfortable event. Not worth repeating.

Yeah that's a fact. The stem on Riedel Shiraz glass is most unforgiving. I did for a couple in the sink!

Yeah had a big night on the RR about 40 years ago. Got a root too!

Then your (just inserted that illiteracy as a Christmas gift to you Fl og) not drinking enough Clit!

I imagine Earl that you would be a touch nervous at the moment. However, I am confident that your many good works will be rewarded in a certain new year announcement.

I kept falling over pi zzed and breaking them. The lads wont allow them in the house anymore.

I hope you're correct Pork but Fitzy will need a long period of consistency to win back the optimism that surrounded him a couple of years ago.

I'm slurping a shiraz/viognier atm Clit. A little bit of tannin and a little bit peppery. Not bad. Although I can't quite fill two schooners from the bottle.

He's a known stalker sweet.

Robbie at one end and Jimmy at the other.

reading??? moonie???? Good joke Lothario!!!

Nothing dentured, nothing gained!

No need to be modest about your many curious peccadillos Mooner.

In a plum pudding!